CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Optimistic & Elegant
INTRO:
Ladies and gentlemen!
Let her hear it!
The one and only black unicorn,
Miss Tiffany Haddish!
TIFFANY HADDISH:
What's up, LA?
I'm feeling so good, I'm feeling there's nothing but opportunity in the world right now, 'cuz I'm ovulating and stuff.
And I smell good credit in the room. It smells like inheritances and everything, what's up? Yes! I'm feeling super sexy because this background in here is so beautiful. Isn't it beautiful?
I feel so cla**y and elegant, I just want to crip walk in this mother.
Cla**ier than a motherf*cker. Elegant as sh*t. Sorry, I just really wanted to be ratchet for ten seconds.
Feels so good though, I feel like I've come a long way. I love doing these shows. We still call it in the hood, but we're not quite in the hood, we're hood adjacent right now. I love it, I love it, I love it...
And I just feel like, you know, now I'm a stand-up comedian. You know, I started out as a model. I was a model, y'all. At the Slauson Swap Meet, I be modeling there. For 15 years I been modeling there, booth L7, like what! I got all the best ratchet poses.
1...
Pose 2...
Pose 3...
That's the one you sending pooky in jail! One hour photo in the swap meet.
There's a lot of us in here that took pictures there.
Thought you was cute as sh*t, b*tch. I'm finna put this in my binder, b*tch. So everybody can see how cute I was that day, you had a little airbrush background and sh*t.
Why every dude wanna show their throat? Can't even see your face, homeboy. We got that throat though. Rockin' that throat.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Let her hear it!
The one and only black unicorn,
Miss Tiffany Haddish!
TIFFANY HADDISH:
What's up, LA?
I'm feeling so good, I'm feeling there's nothing but opportunity in the world right now, 'cuz I'm ovulating and stuff.
And I smell good credit in the room. It smells like inheritances and everything, what's up? Yes! I'm feeling super sexy because this background in here is so beautiful. Isn't it beautiful?
I feel so cla**y and elegant, I just want to crip walk in this mother.
Cla**ier than a motherf*cker. Elegant as sh*t. Sorry, I just really wanted to be ratchet for ten seconds.
Feels so good though, I feel like I've come a long way. I love doing these shows. We still call it in the hood, but we're not quite in the hood, we're hood adjacent right now. I love it, I love it, I love it...
And I just feel like, you know, now I'm a stand-up comedian. You know, I started out as a model. I was a model, y'all. At the Slauson Swap Meet, I be modeling there. For 15 years I been modeling there, booth L7, like what! I got all the best ratchet poses.
1...
Pose 2...
Pose 3...
That's the one you sending pooky in jail! One hour photo in the swap meet.
There's a lot of us in here that took pictures there.
Thought you was cute as sh*t, b*tch. I'm finna put this in my binder, b*tch. So everybody can see how cute I was that day, you had a little airbrush background and sh*t.
Why every dude wanna show their throat? Can't even see your face, homeboy. We got that throat though. Rockin' that throat.
