CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Diary Of a Simp
Wet fart, Paul Blart
Got my d**k stuck in a shopping cart
Took a shart in K-Mart
Then my god damn car wouldn't start (Ayo Trey, can I get a beat?)
Went to school 'cause I'm cool
I get all A's, jocks aren't tools
I don't play sports, I'm not a fool
I always wear floaties in the swimming pool
Safety first, brought worse
When I'm alone, I like to wear skirts
I hate bullies, they're the worst
They make fun of my Fortnite shirt
Mommy makes me mash my M&M's because she said I will choke and I'm her special little boy and she doesn't want me to die, she'll be sad and I don't wanna make her sad
Bed time is 8 o'clock, no exceptions
I donate all my money to my favorite e-girl
It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world
She says she loves me when I pay her bills
And watching her play Minecraft while I rub my dil'
Got my d**k stuck in a shopping cart
Took a shart in K-Mart
Then my god damn car wouldn't start (Ayo Trey, can I get a beat?)
Went to school 'cause I'm cool
I get all A's, jocks aren't tools
I don't play sports, I'm not a fool
I always wear floaties in the swimming pool
Safety first, brought worse
When I'm alone, I like to wear skirts
I hate bullies, they're the worst
They make fun of my Fortnite shirt
Mommy makes me mash my M&M's because she said I will choke and I'm her special little boy and she doesn't want me to die, she'll be sad and I don't wanna make her sad
Bed time is 8 o'clock, no exceptions
I donate all my money to my favorite e-girl
It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world
She says she loves me when I pay her bills
And watching her play Minecraft while I rub my dil'
