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Diary Of a Simp
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Lil Barnacle
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Wet fart, Paul Blart Got my d**k stuck in a shopping cart Took a shart in K-Mart Then my god damn car wouldn't start (Ayo Trey, can I get a beat?) Went to school 'cause I'm cool I get all A's, jocks aren't tools I don't play sports, I'm not a fool I always wear floaties in the swimming pool Safety first, brought worse When I'm alone, I like to wear skirts I hate bullies, they're the worst They make fun of my Fortnite shirt Mommy makes me mash my M&M's because she said I will choke and I'm her special little boy and she doesn't want me to die, she'll be sad and I don't wanna make her sad Bed time is 8 o'clock, no exceptions I donate all my money to my favorite e-girl It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world She says she loves me when I pay her bills And watching her play Minecraft while I rub my dil'
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