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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (September 7th, 2018)
Friday Night Pyro
September 7th, 2018
Chula Vista, California
Match Card:
M1: Croyle def. Awesome
(immediately after)
M2: Tanahashi def. Awesome
(blackman attacks awesome, foley attempts to help Infantry attcks Foley)
*Foley makes Anarchy Rulz challenge for an unconscious Awesome - Blackman vs Awesome "I Quit" match..
**1776 urge Alex Jones to appear on XPWEW, burn Nike shows**
M3: (1776) Dennis McGraw def. Masato Tanaka (Takanaka)
***Clausen reveals new world t**le to Slayer and Jaques backstage***
**Slayer vs Jaques is set for Anarchy Rulz contest to a 60 min Iron Man Match**
**tonight Slayer and Jaques will take on opponents, win and you get a point for the Ironman**
M4: Ruckus def. Jaques
*Ruckus asks Clausen to join the match for the t**le, Clausen says "Ruckus, I can't put a tag team wrestler in a world t**le match.."
**Ruckus temper tantrum**
M5: Slayer def. Golden Bryce
**Clausen awards Slayer 1 point advantage for Anarchy Rulz Iron man t**le match**
T**an Tron***Ruckus seen threatening to water-board Champagne Clausen if he doesn’t get his t**le match
**Clausen pleads as Pyro ends in a scurry*
Jake Awesome in the ring frustrated vows that tonight he will get his first win since returning to the ring
Steve Blackman, Olaffub, Edwards & Croyle appear
Croyle says “you wanna try getting physical with me”
Awesome vs Croyle tonight right now
M1: Brodie Croyle def. Jake Awesome
*awesome starts throwing stuff around and kicking it
Mick Foley appears Jake you don't have to keep trying to prove yourself, why we don't we go out to the ring and we tell the world why you are not like you used to be
Jake says don’t say that to me, I'm still the same Mammoth I Always was and tonight I'm gonna show that to Tanahashi
Jake walks back to the ring challenges Tanahashi
Feebe Kinoshiba introduces Tanahashi
M2: Tanahashi vs Jake Awesome
Tanahashi wins with the att**ude adjustment and after the win Feebe Kinoshiba translates for Tanahashi
“John Cena, i just beat the man you never beat”
Jake sits in the ring frustrated
Foley enters the stage with Delisa Alfonso (Jake's mother)
Delisa: Jake i think it's best if you get out of the ring right now. For your health.
Jake: after sitting in silence.....and blindsided from the back takes a Shinzo kick from Steve Blackman
Steve Blackman says “Jake, 10 years ago you took the world t**le from me. 10 years later I'm gonna take your career. I will never forget.
Steve Blackman walks up to Foley and Delisa Alfonso
“I suggest you get your son before he gets hurt”
Foley comes to the ring to help Jake get up after the a**ault
Jake scrambled for a microphone
“I want Steve Blackman. Get your a** down here!
Steve Blackman runs back to the ring and beats Awesome down with 2 Singapore Canes and beats Awesome to a bloody pulp. Foley gets involved
Foley now attacking Steve Blackman from behind but in comes Eddie Edwards and Croyle
Edwards slaps on the cross face with a kendo stick on Foley
Croyle hits Awesome with the con-charito
Steve Blackman grabs the mic.
Steve Blackman says “Jake, you want me. You got me. Anarchy Rulz. Queens New York. In an I Quit Match....
As for you Foley, why don't you pick your carca** up and go awayyyyy
You have done nothing but stand around since you've been here
You don’t belong
Just go and take the Jake Awesome fan club with ya
Truth Infantry leave Awesome inca pool of blood and Foley holding his arm from the cross face
Foley: hey, Jake awesome isn’t done with you
Not only will Jake Awesome take you on Steve
In an i Quit Match
Jake Awesome doesn't have any problem taking on you Eddie Edwards or you Brodie Croyle either
1776 - invite alex jones to be their new manager
1776- burn a new pair of Nike shoes in protest
Takanaka come out and Taka grabs the mic
“We want the gold SUCKA”
M3: Masato Tanaka def. Dennis McGraw
Backstage: Troy Clausen has Jaques Dudley and Slayer in a room. Gentlemen this is the new XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship
*shows t**le*
And I’m here to let you both know
I've selected both of you
At Anarchy Rulz it will be Slayer vs Jaques Dudley
The match will be decided in a 60 minute Iron Man Match
But tonight i wanna see who's fit to be champion
A nice filter test
Jaques Dudley will take on Ruckus next
Slayer you will take on Golden Bryce
And here's why this is interesting
If you can both win your match. I’ll add that as a point for the iron man match. So getting the win is important
M4: Ruckus def. Jaques Dudley
Troy Clausen comes out Jaques don't worry. It happens huh. No negative points. It happens.
Ruckus grabs the mic “hey, i just beat your hand picked champ. Why don't we make this match. A triple threat iron man match. *crowd pop*
Troy Clausen: huh Ruckus i don't think i could add a tag team into a world t**le match. I can't have you and Siaka running around co-champs. Ridiculous
Ruckus walks over the commentary tables
Hey Clausen come outhere boy. I just beat ya mans. And I'm getting curved. F**k this sh*t. Throws Joeys headphones. Ruckus exits thru the crowd
Delisa Alfonso
I want to address the fans of my son Jake Awesome
He will not be competing at Anarchy Rulz on the 29th
He's wished to keep this information from all of you but my son has been *mic cuts*
Mick Foley gets Delisa and brings her out the ring bit of peculiar bickering going on. Awkward segment there
Romeo Roselli with protected Kalalikiali'i in the ring with Kandi Khaos
Interview
Romeo Roselli talks about his designer clothes babbles on and on and on
GG in the crowd
Romeo
I hate to ruin the fashion show but i gotta day this whole bit you runnin with is trash
As a matter of fact i think you are everything wrong with this company
I always thought the X stood for extreme but if you ask me you are the softest wrestler I've ever seen
Romeo starts going off
You are a peasant
I'm the reason people watch
I'm the taste maker of professional wrestling
You are just a p*ssant camera guy that i made famous
If you aren't as much of a b*t*h as you look
*GG pulls out Janice (2x4 with nails)
I wanna make a challenge
I've never even seen you get physical in that ring
I'm talking barbed wire
Fire
Thumb tacks
Romeo if you wanna prove to me that you ain't soft
Then at Anarchy Rulz you'll take me on in a Queens City death match
Romeo: I'm not gonna give you the pleasure sweeetheart
GG: Romeo, you couldn't even beat me
A no name cameraman in a 7 minute match
I think you have a lot to prove
I think you know why your old tag team partner is in the t**le hunt and you had to make your own t**le to stay relevant
GG: Now if i can get some crowd participation
Pay per champion
Chant starts
GG is now in the ring
Romeo slaps him to the ground and Kalalikiali'i holds him down Romeo hits him with Janice
GG is busted open but smiling
It's on
For Anarchy Rulz
Queen City Deathmatch
GG vs Romeo Roselli
M5: Slayer def. Golden Bryce (thanks to Marc snow distraction)
Troy Clausen awards Slayer 1 Point up over Jaques Dudley for Anarchy Rulz
Champagne Clausen all tied up on the Imperial Beach in Chula Vista
Ruckus threatens to water board him until Clausen gives him t**le shot
Clausen pleads yes yes yes as show goes off the air
September 7th, 2018
Chula Vista, California
Match Card:
M1: Croyle def. Awesome
(immediately after)
M2: Tanahashi def. Awesome
(blackman attacks awesome, foley attempts to help Infantry attcks Foley)
*Foley makes Anarchy Rulz challenge for an unconscious Awesome - Blackman vs Awesome "I Quit" match..
**1776 urge Alex Jones to appear on XPWEW, burn Nike shows**
M3: (1776) Dennis McGraw def. Masato Tanaka (Takanaka)
***Clausen reveals new world t**le to Slayer and Jaques backstage***
**Slayer vs Jaques is set for Anarchy Rulz contest to a 60 min Iron Man Match**
**tonight Slayer and Jaques will take on opponents, win and you get a point for the Ironman**
M4: Ruckus def. Jaques
*Ruckus asks Clausen to join the match for the t**le, Clausen says "Ruckus, I can't put a tag team wrestler in a world t**le match.."
**Ruckus temper tantrum**
M5: Slayer def. Golden Bryce
**Clausen awards Slayer 1 point advantage for Anarchy Rulz Iron man t**le match**
T**an Tron***Ruckus seen threatening to water-board Champagne Clausen if he doesn’t get his t**le match
**Clausen pleads as Pyro ends in a scurry*
Jake Awesome in the ring frustrated vows that tonight he will get his first win since returning to the ring
Steve Blackman, Olaffub, Edwards & Croyle appear
Croyle says “you wanna try getting physical with me”
Awesome vs Croyle tonight right now
M1: Brodie Croyle def. Jake Awesome
*awesome starts throwing stuff around and kicking it
Mick Foley appears Jake you don't have to keep trying to prove yourself, why we don't we go out to the ring and we tell the world why you are not like you used to be
Jake says don’t say that to me, I'm still the same Mammoth I Always was and tonight I'm gonna show that to Tanahashi
Jake walks back to the ring challenges Tanahashi
Feebe Kinoshiba introduces Tanahashi
M2: Tanahashi vs Jake Awesome
Tanahashi wins with the att**ude adjustment and after the win Feebe Kinoshiba translates for Tanahashi
“John Cena, i just beat the man you never beat”
Jake sits in the ring frustrated
Foley enters the stage with Delisa Alfonso (Jake's mother)
Delisa: Jake i think it's best if you get out of the ring right now. For your health.
Jake: after sitting in silence.....and blindsided from the back takes a Shinzo kick from Steve Blackman
Steve Blackman says “Jake, 10 years ago you took the world t**le from me. 10 years later I'm gonna take your career. I will never forget.
Steve Blackman walks up to Foley and Delisa Alfonso
“I suggest you get your son before he gets hurt”
Foley comes to the ring to help Jake get up after the a**ault
Jake scrambled for a microphone
“I want Steve Blackman. Get your a** down here!
Steve Blackman runs back to the ring and beats Awesome down with 2 Singapore Canes and beats Awesome to a bloody pulp. Foley gets involved
Foley now attacking Steve Blackman from behind but in comes Eddie Edwards and Croyle
Edwards slaps on the cross face with a kendo stick on Foley
Croyle hits Awesome with the con-charito
Steve Blackman grabs the mic.
Steve Blackman says “Jake, you want me. You got me. Anarchy Rulz. Queens New York. In an I Quit Match....
As for you Foley, why don't you pick your carca** up and go awayyyyy
You have done nothing but stand around since you've been here
You don’t belong
Just go and take the Jake Awesome fan club with ya
Truth Infantry leave Awesome inca pool of blood and Foley holding his arm from the cross face
Foley: hey, Jake awesome isn’t done with you
Not only will Jake Awesome take you on Steve
In an i Quit Match
Jake Awesome doesn't have any problem taking on you Eddie Edwards or you Brodie Croyle either
1776 - invite alex jones to be their new manager
1776- burn a new pair of Nike shoes in protest
Takanaka come out and Taka grabs the mic
“We want the gold SUCKA”
M3: Masato Tanaka def. Dennis McGraw
Backstage: Troy Clausen has Jaques Dudley and Slayer in a room. Gentlemen this is the new XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship
*shows t**le*
And I’m here to let you both know
I've selected both of you
At Anarchy Rulz it will be Slayer vs Jaques Dudley
The match will be decided in a 60 minute Iron Man Match
But tonight i wanna see who's fit to be champion
A nice filter test
Jaques Dudley will take on Ruckus next
Slayer you will take on Golden Bryce
And here's why this is interesting
If you can both win your match. I’ll add that as a point for the iron man match. So getting the win is important
M4: Ruckus def. Jaques Dudley
Troy Clausen comes out Jaques don't worry. It happens huh. No negative points. It happens.
Ruckus grabs the mic “hey, i just beat your hand picked champ. Why don't we make this match. A triple threat iron man match. *crowd pop*
Troy Clausen: huh Ruckus i don't think i could add a tag team into a world t**le match. I can't have you and Siaka running around co-champs. Ridiculous
Ruckus walks over the commentary tables
Hey Clausen come outhere boy. I just beat ya mans. And I'm getting curved. F**k this sh*t. Throws Joeys headphones. Ruckus exits thru the crowd
Delisa Alfonso
I want to address the fans of my son Jake Awesome
He will not be competing at Anarchy Rulz on the 29th
He's wished to keep this information from all of you but my son has been *mic cuts*
Mick Foley gets Delisa and brings her out the ring bit of peculiar bickering going on. Awkward segment there
Romeo Roselli with protected Kalalikiali'i in the ring with Kandi Khaos
Interview
Romeo Roselli talks about his designer clothes babbles on and on and on
GG in the crowd
Romeo
I hate to ruin the fashion show but i gotta day this whole bit you runnin with is trash
As a matter of fact i think you are everything wrong with this company
I always thought the X stood for extreme but if you ask me you are the softest wrestler I've ever seen
Romeo starts going off
You are a peasant
I'm the reason people watch
I'm the taste maker of professional wrestling
You are just a p*ssant camera guy that i made famous
If you aren't as much of a b*t*h as you look
*GG pulls out Janice (2x4 with nails)
I wanna make a challenge
I've never even seen you get physical in that ring
I'm talking barbed wire
Fire
Thumb tacks
Romeo if you wanna prove to me that you ain't soft
Then at Anarchy Rulz you'll take me on in a Queens City death match
Romeo: I'm not gonna give you the pleasure sweeetheart
GG: Romeo, you couldn't even beat me
A no name cameraman in a 7 minute match
I think you have a lot to prove
I think you know why your old tag team partner is in the t**le hunt and you had to make your own t**le to stay relevant
GG: Now if i can get some crowd participation
Pay per champion
Chant starts
GG is now in the ring
Romeo slaps him to the ground and Kalalikiali'i holds him down Romeo hits him with Janice
GG is busted open but smiling
It's on
For Anarchy Rulz
Queen City Deathmatch
GG vs Romeo Roselli
M5: Slayer def. Golden Bryce (thanks to Marc snow distraction)
Troy Clausen awards Slayer 1 Point up over Jaques Dudley for Anarchy Rulz
Champagne Clausen all tied up on the Imperial Beach in Chula Vista
Ruckus threatens to water board him until Clausen gives him t**le shot
Clausen pleads yes yes yes as show goes off the air
