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Friday Night Pyro (September 7th, 2018)
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Friday Night Pyro September 7th, 2018 Chula Vista, California Match Card: M1: Croyle def. Awesome (immediately after) M2: Tanahashi def. Awesome (blackman attacks awesome, foley attempts to help Infantry attcks Foley) *Foley makes Anarchy Rulz challenge for an unconscious Awesome - Blackman vs Awesome "I Quit" match.. **1776 urge Alex Jones to appear on XPWEW, burn Nike shows** M3: (1776) Dennis McGraw def. Masato Tanaka (Takanaka) ***Clausen reveals new world t**le to Slayer and Jaques backstage*** **Slayer vs Jaques is set for Anarchy Rulz contest to a 60 min Iron Man Match** **tonight Slayer and Jaques will take on opponents, win and you get a point for the Ironman** M4: Ruckus def. Jaques *Ruckus asks Clausen to join the match for the t**le, Clausen says "Ruckus, I can't put a tag team wrestler in a world t**le match.." **Ruckus temper tantrum** M5: Slayer def. Golden Bryce **Clausen awards Slayer 1 point advantage for Anarchy Rulz Iron man t**le match** T**an Tron***Ruckus seen threatening to water-board Champagne Clausen if he doesn’t get his t**le match **Clausen pleads as Pyro ends in a scurry* Jake Awesome in the ring frustrated vows that tonight he will get his first win since returning to the ring Steve Blackman, Olaffub, Edwards & Croyle appear Croyle says “you wanna try getting physical with me” Awesome vs Croyle tonight right now M1: Brodie Croyle def. Jake Awesome *awesome starts throwing stuff around and kicking it Mick Foley appears Jake you don't have to keep trying to prove yourself, why we don't we go out to the ring and we tell the world why you are not like you used to be Jake says don’t say that to me, I'm still the same Mammoth I Always was and tonight I'm gonna show that to Tanahashi Jake walks back to the ring challenges Tanahashi Feebe Kinoshiba introduces Tanahashi M2: Tanahashi vs Jake Awesome Tanahashi wins with the att**ude adjustment and after the win Feebe Kinoshiba translates for Tanahashi “John Cena, i just beat the man you never beat” Jake sits in the ring frustrated Foley enters the stage with Delisa Alfonso (Jake's mother) Delisa: Jake i think it's best if you get out of the ring right now. For your health. Jake: after sitting in silence.....and blindsided from the back takes a Shinzo kick from Steve Blackman Steve Blackman says “Jake, 10 years ago you took the world t**le from me. 10 years later I'm gonna take your career. I will never forget. Steve Blackman walks up to Foley and Delisa Alfonso “I suggest you get your son before he gets hurt” Foley comes to the ring to help Jake get up after the a**ault Jake scrambled for a microphone “I want Steve Blackman. Get your a** down here! Steve Blackman runs back to the ring and beats Awesome down with 2 Singapore Canes and beats Awesome to a bloody pulp. Foley gets involved Foley now attacking Steve Blackman from behind but in comes Eddie Edwards and Croyle Edwards slaps on the cross face with a kendo stick on Foley Croyle hits Awesome with the con-charito Steve Blackman grabs the mic. Steve Blackman says “Jake, you want me. You got me. Anarchy Rulz. Queens New York. In an I Quit Match.... As for you Foley, why don't you pick your carca** up and go awayyyyy You have done nothing but stand around since you've been here You don’t belong Just go and take the Jake Awesome fan club with ya Truth Infantry leave Awesome inca pool of blood and Foley holding his arm from the cross face Foley: hey, Jake awesome isn’t done with you Not only will Jake Awesome take you on Steve In an i Quit Match Jake Awesome doesn't have any problem taking on you Eddie Edwards or you Brodie Croyle either 1776 - invite alex jones to be their new manager 1776- burn a new pair of Nike shoes in protest Takanaka come out and Taka grabs the mic “We want the gold SUCKA” M3: Masato Tanaka def. Dennis McGraw Backstage: Troy Clausen has Jaques Dudley and Slayer in a room. Gentlemen this is the new XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship *shows t**le* And I’m here to let you both know I've selected both of you At Anarchy Rulz it will be Slayer vs Jaques Dudley The match will be decided in a 60 minute Iron Man Match But tonight i wanna see who's fit to be champion A nice filter test Jaques Dudley will take on Ruckus next Slayer you will take on Golden Bryce And here's why this is interesting If you can both win your match. I’ll add that as a point for the iron man match. So getting the win is important M4: Ruckus def. Jaques Dudley Troy Clausen comes out Jaques don't worry. It happens huh. No negative points. It happens. Ruckus grabs the mic “hey, i just beat your hand picked champ. Why don't we make this match. A triple threat iron man match. *crowd pop* Troy Clausen: huh Ruckus i don't think i could add a tag team into a world t**le match. I can't have you and Siaka running around co-champs. Ridiculous Ruckus walks over the commentary tables Hey Clausen come outhere boy. I just beat ya mans. And I'm getting curved. F**k this sh*t. Throws Joeys headphones. Ruckus exits thru the crowd Delisa Alfonso I want to address the fans of my son Jake Awesome He will not be competing at Anarchy Rulz on the 29th He's wished to keep this information from all of you but my son has been *mic cuts* Mick Foley gets Delisa and brings her out the ring bit of peculiar bickering going on. Awkward segment there Romeo Roselli with protected Kalalikiali'i in the ring with Kandi Khaos Interview Romeo Roselli talks about his designer clothes babbles on and on and on GG in the crowd Romeo I hate to ruin the fashion show but i gotta day this whole bit you runnin with is trash As a matter of fact i think you are everything wrong with this company I always thought the X stood for extreme but if you ask me you are the softest wrestler I've ever seen Romeo starts going off You are a peasant I'm the reason people watch I'm the taste maker of professional wrestling You are just a p*ssant camera guy that i made famous If you aren't as much of a b*t*h as you look *GG pulls out Janice (2x4 with nails) I wanna make a challenge I've never even seen you get physical in that ring I'm talking barbed wire Fire Thumb tacks Romeo if you wanna prove to me that you ain't soft Then at Anarchy Rulz you'll take me on in a Queens City death match Romeo: I'm not gonna give you the pleasure sweeetheart GG: Romeo, you couldn't even beat me A no name cameraman in a 7 minute match I think you have a lot to prove I think you know why your old tag team partner is in the t**le hunt and you had to make your own t**le to stay relevant GG: Now if i can get some crowd participation Pay per champion Chant starts GG is now in the ring Romeo slaps him to the ground and Kalalikiali'i holds him down Romeo hits him with Janice GG is busted open but smiling It's on For Anarchy Rulz Queen City Deathmatch GG vs Romeo Roselli M5: Slayer def. Golden Bryce (thanks to Marc snow distraction) Troy Clausen awards Slayer 1 Point up over Jaques Dudley for Anarchy Rulz Champagne Clausen all tied up on the Imperial Beach in Chula Vista Ruckus threatens to water board him until Clausen gives him t**le shot Clausen pleads yes yes yes as show goes off the air
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