CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Pour Poor Me More Please
Oh, take it up with Helen, because she's in charge of the babies and "wah wah"s of this hotel. Because that's what I'm hearing, "wah wah!"
Helen's not here, so I'm telling you. And if I leave, all of my customers leave with me
Wah wah, I'm Lionel, now I have to make drinks for the service bar too! Poor me...
It's all so draining
Not that I'm royalty
But so much complaining
Where is his loyalty?
I'm hardly a matron
Yet I stand accused
Decades his patron
Just bring me my booze
Pour poor me
More, more plеase
I'm so, I'm so thirsty
Pour poor me
More, morе please
I'm so, I'm so thirsty
I could have been a doctor
But I took my skills to libations
A master serving master glasses
She's finally in perspective
The disrespect she has shown
Shellacked and cracked in lacquered plaster
You can't put a price on magic
But he brings us booze
Now anyone can be your friend
But Lionel brings us booze
Pour poor me
More, more please
We're so, we're so thirsty
He gave me his pants when I needed pants
He built my son's science project
He let me call him dad
I'll give you a shoulder to cry on
He taught me how to ride a bike
He bailed me out of prison
He invested in my startup company
He found my birth parents
And some free advice
Helen's not here, so I'm telling you. And if I leave, all of my customers leave with me
Wah wah, I'm Lionel, now I have to make drinks for the service bar too! Poor me...
It's all so draining
Not that I'm royalty
But so much complaining
Where is his loyalty?
I'm hardly a matron
Yet I stand accused
Decades his patron
Just bring me my booze
Pour poor me
More, more plеase
I'm so, I'm so thirsty
Pour poor me
More, morе please
I'm so, I'm so thirsty
I could have been a doctor
But I took my skills to libations
A master serving master glasses
She's finally in perspective
The disrespect she has shown
Shellacked and cracked in lacquered plaster
You can't put a price on magic
But he brings us booze
Now anyone can be your friend
But Lionel brings us booze
Pour poor me
More, more please
We're so, we're so thirsty
He gave me his pants when I needed pants
He built my son's science project
He let me call him dad
I'll give you a shoulder to cry on
He taught me how to ride a bike
He bailed me out of prison
He invested in my startup company
He found my birth parents
And some free advice