CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : The Lady From Lourdes

Bonjour!

A very "bonjour" to you, my dear, dear madame

Mademoiselle, unfortunately. I am Colette Antoinette Alouette Minuet Alfabette, ze lady from Lourdes!

(sung)
Ze lady from Lourdes, ze boys are crazy!
But ze lady from Lourdes, ooh la la!

Lourdes is in France, I gather?

Oui, monsieur

You must be very weary after your journey. Why don't we have an aparté this evening? My place, 7:30, or your place, 6:30! Or mine, your place, at 6

I have ze work to do first, monsieur. I am from Lourdes

So you sang
Lourdes! She is famous for la miracle! Et moi, me? I am sent here to investigate your miracle

To investigate my "miracle"?

Oui!

If you'll excuse me dear mademoiselle, I have a rendezvous with a resevoir!