CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Not Getting Married

Bless this day
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day

Amy, I can’t find my shoes!

(singing)

Today is for Amy
Amy, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Amy
My happily soon-to-be wife

(spoken)

Amy, we’re really gettin’ married

Pardon me, is anybody there?
Because if anybody’s there
I’d like to thank you all
For coming to the wedding
I’d appreciate you going even more
I mean just must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of it to Paul
Remember Paul?
You know, the man I’m gonna marry
But I’m not
Because I wouldn’t ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
But I thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all
Now it’s back to the showers
Don’t tell Paul
But I’m not getting married today