CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : When Ass Bites Back
Oh, wow
Dalla Dalla, that was quite spectacular
Yeah
I mean, I guess
Is something wrong?
Was it my slippery, slidey, sea legs?
No, no no, of course not, dude
Those were super hot
It's just that, you didn’t let me eat your a**
And now I feel like I went on this great long journey to the edges of the galaxy for nothing
Can't I just smooch the rim a little bit?
Just a little tongue tickle on the b***hole?
I apologize, but
I just can't allow that
I mean, I’m so strongly dis-positioned against a*** oral sex
That I have inspired the residents of several planets to become disgusted with it, just like me
Wow, you must have a way with words to be able to persuade several entire- (No no no no no no no no)
No no no no no
No no no
No
Not through persuasion
Through mind control
Do you see that giant antenna towering magnificently in the distance?
That's an antenna?
I thought that was a giant dong statue
You know, 'cause you like dong so much
No no no no no
I mean, yeah I like dong, but it's an antenna
That broadcasts a signal that can terminate the infactuation with a*** stimulation for the residents of several entire planets
Wait a minute
Do one of those planets happen to be Earth?
Wow
Actually yes
How did you know that?
'Cause I've been living there
And it's been a nightmarish, dystopian hell hole with no a** to eat for my whole life
And now I know that's it’s all because of you? (Oh my)
Ugh, jeez, please
Calm yourself down
I’m sorry, I-I-I just-
Hey D**kbot
Yes sir, Mr. Dalla, sir?
I want you to fire the biggest gun we have at that anti-a** antenna
Blow it to smithereens
Guiding targeting system towards gigantic sky c*ck
Wait! No!
Noooo!
Oowwww!
Now D**kbot
Eject the queen from the ship immediately
Ejecting thot in ten seconds
Wait wait, stop, please (Ten)
(Nine) If you let me live
I- (Eight)
I'll let you eat my a** (Five)
You know, (Six)
I might eat alien a** (Four)
But I don’t eat crazy b*t*h a**, (Three) you intergalactic thot (Two)
D**kbot
What- Are you eating?
What's the big hold up? (One)
AAAAAHHHH
*gasps*
*screaming*
Attention all alien creatures
The queen is f**king dead
I repeat, the f**king alien queen is f**king dead
Everyone, remember to follow protocol by screaming and panicking mindlessly
And be ready to repeat everybody's ship to whoever killed our ruler Queen Queef-A-Lot
Dalla Dalla, that was quite spectacular
Yeah
I mean, I guess
Is something wrong?
Was it my slippery, slidey, sea legs?
No, no no, of course not, dude
Those were super hot
It's just that, you didn’t let me eat your a**
And now I feel like I went on this great long journey to the edges of the galaxy for nothing
Can't I just smooch the rim a little bit?
Just a little tongue tickle on the b***hole?
I apologize, but
I just can't allow that
I mean, I’m so strongly dis-positioned against a*** oral sex
That I have inspired the residents of several planets to become disgusted with it, just like me
Wow, you must have a way with words to be able to persuade several entire- (No no no no no no no no)
No no no no no
No no no
No
Not through persuasion
Through mind control
Do you see that giant antenna towering magnificently in the distance?
That's an antenna?
I thought that was a giant dong statue
You know, 'cause you like dong so much
No no no no no
I mean, yeah I like dong, but it's an antenna
That broadcasts a signal that can terminate the infactuation with a*** stimulation for the residents of several entire planets
Wait a minute
Do one of those planets happen to be Earth?
Wow
Actually yes
How did you know that?
'Cause I've been living there
And it's been a nightmarish, dystopian hell hole with no a** to eat for my whole life
And now I know that's it’s all because of you? (Oh my)
Ugh, jeez, please
Calm yourself down
I’m sorry, I-I-I just-
Hey D**kbot
Yes sir, Mr. Dalla, sir?
I want you to fire the biggest gun we have at that anti-a** antenna
Blow it to smithereens
Guiding targeting system towards gigantic sky c*ck
Wait! No!
Noooo!
Oowwww!
Now D**kbot
Eject the queen from the ship immediately
Ejecting thot in ten seconds
Wait wait, stop, please (Ten)
(Nine) If you let me live
I- (Eight)
I'll let you eat my a** (Five)
You know, (Six)
I might eat alien a** (Four)
But I don’t eat crazy b*t*h a**, (Three) you intergalactic thot (Two)
D**kbot
What- Are you eating?
What's the big hold up? (One)
AAAAAHHHH
*gasps*
*screaming*
Attention all alien creatures
The queen is f**king dead
I repeat, the f**king alien queen is f**king dead
Everyone, remember to follow protocol by screaming and panicking mindlessly
And be ready to repeat everybody's ship to whoever killed our ruler Queen Queef-A-Lot
