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When Ass Bites Back
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London Yellow
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Oh, wow Dalla Dalla, that was quite spectacular Yeah I mean, I guess Is something wrong? Was it my slippery, slidey, sea legs? No, no no, of course not, dude Those were super hot It's just that, you didn’t let me eat your a** And now I feel like I went on this great long journey to the edges of the galaxy for nothing Can't I just smooch the rim a little bit? Just a little tongue tickle on the b***hole? I apologize, but I just can't allow that I mean, I’m so strongly dis-positioned against a*** oral sex That I have inspired the residents of several planets to become disgusted with it, just like me Wow, you must have a way with words to be able to persuade several entire- (No no no no no no no no) No no no no no No no no No Not through persuasion Through mind control Do you see that giant antenna towering magnificently in the distance? That's an antenna? I thought that was a giant dong statue You know, 'cause you like dong so much No no no no no I mean, yeah I like dong, but it's an antenna That broadcasts a signal that can terminate the infactuation with a*** stimulation for the residents of several entire planets Wait a minute Do one of those planets happen to be Earth? Wow Actually yes How did you know that? 'Cause I've been living there And it's been a nightmarish, dystopian hell hole with no a** to eat for my whole life And now I know that's it’s all because of you? (Oh my) Ugh, jeez, please Calm yourself down I’m sorry, I-I-I just- Hey D**kbot Yes sir, Mr. Dalla, sir? I want you to fire the biggest gun we have at that anti-a** antenna Blow it to smithereens Guiding targeting system towards gigantic sky c*ck Wait! No! Noooo! Oowwww! Now D**kbot Eject the queen from the ship immediately Ejecting thot in ten seconds Wait wait, stop, please (Ten) (Nine) If you let me live I- (Eight) I'll let you eat my a** (Five) You know, (Six) I might eat alien a** (Four) But I don’t eat crazy b*t*h a**, (Three) you intergalactic thot (Two) D**kbot What- Are you eating? What's the big hold up? (One) AAAAAHHHH *gasps* *screaming* Attention all alien creatures The queen is f**king dead I repeat, the f**king alien queen is f**king dead Everyone, remember to follow protocol by screaming and panicking mindlessly And be ready to repeat everybody's ship to whoever killed our ruler Queen Queef-A-Lot
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