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Lyrics : Mine Turtle

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie(YYYEEEAAAOOO)
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine
Fought the aliens!

"Throoooww the cheeeese!"

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine
Went back in time to 100 million B.C

The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."

"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE

Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode

"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"

"Wait, no he doesn't.."

MINE TURTLE