CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : That Kind of Holiday Show

It's December oh the splendor of the season known as Christmastime
There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine
We'll sing some. Bells ring some. As we sleigh by through the snow!
Trim the tree and follow me
It's that kind of holiday show

It's December- Hey bartender, can I get another vodka?
Here the season [hiccup] just started [hiccup] but I can't take Christmas cheer
So we'll sit some and we'll b*t*h some 'til the New Year comes and goes
Deck the hall with alcohol-
It's that kind of holiday show

Lighting candles, singing carols
Donning now our gay apparel
Jingle belling, our hearts swelling!

I'm just here to and get paid and get laid
So on with the show

Just ignore her and start the choreo!

So surrender to December

'Cuz you can't escape the horror

Yeah, watch us

Scotch us!

Be flawless!

I'm nauseous

How about we stick to water?
So we'll sing some

I'm...

Ding-ling some

Fine!

With our hearts-

And pipes!

Aglow!

Jinkx, you can't do drugs on screen

It's that kind of holiday show

Thank you Jesus
For giving us
Shows each Christmas
That pretty much write themselves

It's December oh the splendor of the season known as Christmastime
There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine
We'll sing some. Bells ring some. As we sleigh by through the snow!

It's December- Hey bartender, can I get vodka here?
The season [hiccup] just started [hiccup] but I can't take Christmas cheer
So we'll sit some and we'll b*t*h some

Until it snows!

Here we come a-wassailing

What the f**k is wassailing?

Harsh or tender
Honour of [?]
Either way December
It's time for some kind of holiday show!