CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Nothing Makes Me Happy

Doing nothing, Bob, is really doing something
That literally makes no sense. Maybe you could just give me the keys and...
Bob, Bob, Bob, you're not listening

There are times in my life
When I've had to do something
Hiring, firing, illegal trash dumping
But any time that I have had something to do
I always wished that I could bid that something adieu

Nothing, nothing, nothing makes me happy
Doing something is what I avoid
I adore diddly-squat
It thrills me a lot
And nothing never gets me annoyed

Oh, sometimes I have to do stuff, and I hate it
Likе paying off arsonists, showering and shaving
Wait, did you just say "paying off arsonists"?
No, I said, uh, playing golf with pharmacists
Huh. Where was I? Oh
Nothing, nothing, nothing makеs me happy
(Happy, happy)
Nothing brings me nothing but joy
So if you haven't tried nada
I really think you oughta
'Cause all play and no work make me a big, sexy boy
Big, old, sexy boy

Are you starting to get it now, Bob?
Maybe. I mean, I guess you are a big, sexy boy, but...
Well, of course, I am
Yeah
Now let's go do nothing somewhere else