Lyrics Puppy Lasagna (Cow Hype 2K18) by 4lung

(Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, Puppy lasagna)

I wanna be a puppy!
If you wanna be a puppy, all you have to do is crawl around and make growling sounds
Come on and try it!

A little green puppy run up to me, and she said
"I like you!"

(x2)
Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!

b*t*h, I'm a cow, b*t*h, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
b*t*h, I'm a cow, b*t*h, I'm a cow
b*t*h, I'm a cow, b*t*h, I'm a cow

I go moo, moo, moo, moo (puppy!)

Old MacDonald had a farm
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns
Suck a n***a d**k or somethin', E-I-O
sh*ttin' on these b*t*hes only thing I know
Tippin' on his d**k, I see the chickens and the pigs
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
Moo, b*t*h, get out my hay
Get out my hay, b*t*h, get out my hay
Moo, b*t*h, get out my hay
Get out my hay, b*t*h, get out my hay

I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I f**kin' love puppies!
I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I f**kin' love puppies!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to charge (Puppy!)

(x4)
Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!
(Ooh! I f**king love puppies!)

I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I f**kin' love puppies!
I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I f**kin' love puppies!

I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I f**kin' love puppies!
I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I f**kin' love puppies!