Lyrics : Egg Foo Yung

Lemme get the Egg foo young no egg

You still want the foo young?

Yeah

Damn bruh you're a dumba**

That's a possibility

WHO COOK THIS F**KING RICE MAMMA MIA THIS SH*T CRUNCHY

Imma go instigate

Don't do it

I gotta get sh*t poppin
I never seen no sh*t like this

The f**k going on back here?

WE MAKING SHRiMP FRIED RICE NOT SHRIMP FRIED ICE
This sh*t cold

Why the f**k are you at the Chinese place

Why the f**k people cant cook some damn F**KING RICE is what I need to know

I odrerd the egg foo young no egg

Foo Young?

Did you hear me or not?

Oh I hear the bullsh*t
COOK THAT MUF**KIN EGG AND TAKE THE SH*T OUT

Listen you order egg foo young you get egg foo young

F**k the egg bruh just put in the foo young

You еgg foo dumb

Good god that was cheesy

You want egg and cheese?

I might f**k evеrybody up in this restaurant

GET THIS D**KHEAD OUT OF MY KITCHEN

YEET
What the f**k is going on in here?

Had to handle a little situaaaation

Big f**k up

You alright?

I cant fight this mother f**ker you gotta do it

Hey buddy look at me
KAMUI

SH*T

You're trapped in here forever

B*t*h got me in the f**kin shadow relm

Theres no way for you to get out

Yo wheres the exit

This is my world you can escape

The f**kin door is right here

What the f**k

Try that again see what happens dumb a**
Yall mother f**kers weird witchcraft and wizardry sh*t
Alright f**k the egg foo young i want some lo mein

Lo mein? How about mid mein cause you smoking mid
You got egg foo lung

What is that? Is he speaking Italics?

Its Italean

This mother f**ker been eating stromboli
Just make the damn Chinese food

Why you let this f**khead in the kitchen

Imma go take me seat then