CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Guilty As Charged 2021
Date: Sunday January 31st, 2021
Location: The Barracks - Los Angeles, California
Channel: FITE TV pay-per-view stream for $24.99
Stage Design - Black courthouse with long steps background. Two large statues of 'Lady Justice' with the sword and the beam balance in hand.
- Jordan Oliver of The Set enters with Jake Awesome, Myron Reed and Chrissy Rivera
- XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Masato Tanaka enters
XPWEW Juniorweight Championship
Singles Match
M1: Masato Tanaka (c) def. Jordan Oliver by DQ (w/ Awesome, Myron & Chrissy Rivera)
- Myron Reed's sneaky attempt to hit Masato with Jake's I-N T**le, Referee Kevin Madrox sees this cheating attempt and Kaitlyn Khaos shouts "Justice is served at Guilty As Charged" when Tanaka wins the match and retains the t**le by DQ. This causes Jake to come in and Awesome Bomb, Masato Tanaka for his DQ win. These two have a sorted history and I think we are about to see another chapter written very, very soon.
Backstage: Leonard McGraw gets interviewed by Larry Legend and Leonard says there won't be an issue with disqualifications for Kotto Brazil, I wanna prove I can beat him fair and square and for that reason, if I for some reason lose my cool tonight, I will willingly lose the World T**le if I happen to disqualify myself, I took out the entire Set 2 nights ago, I doubt I'll need a shillelagh to beat Kotto tonight, and you can print that Larry.
- Alveno La Flare enters
- Golden Bryce enters
Gold Flame Explode
Singles Match
M2: Golden Bryce def. Alveno La Flare
After the match: Alveno tries to argue that he got a 2 count and lifted his shoulder before the 3 however to no avail, nothing gets reversed and Golden Bryce picks up the win over his cousin and former tag team champion partner.
- Romeo Roselli and Tenille Dashwood enter
- Champagne Clausen enters solo
- Simon Gotch, Aiden English & Mandy Leon enter together
Trios Match
M3: Romeo, Champagne & Tenille def. Simon Gotch, Aiden English & Mandy Leon
After the match Romeo says that All Man has been tested and tested positive for COVID-19 and can't come back this Friday on Pyro. Sorry. Tenille waves at the camera a**umably at the All Man who is watching this pay-per-view at home in quarantine
- FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) enter with Tully Blanchard representing All Elite Wrestling
- XPWEW Tag Team Champion Jay and Mark Briscoe enter
Tag Team Match
AEW vs XPWEW Exhibition
M4: Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood def. Mark Briscoe & Jay Briscoe (c)
- The t**les did not change hand but wow did The Briscoes really just let XPWEW down with that embarra**ing loss, especially on home turf
- 3M3 preparing backstage for their big rematch with The Set
Troy Clausen walks up and says I'm disappointed that our tag team champions lost tonight, and then I look around and think, if 3M3 is the best we got then huh we got big big problems here (walks away)
- 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo enter
- Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni enter
Tag Team Match
M5: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni def. 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo in a great match that really showed that 3M3 CAN GO
After the match Troy Clausen comes out excited that The Set defeated 3M3, Troy Clausen declares that the new #1 contenders for the XPWEW Tag Team Championships are Ruckus and Siaka Lexoni
- The Bad Girls Club enter (Kiera Hogan, Jamie Hayter & Bea Priestley)
- 'Afro Punk' Trish Adora enters
Singles Match
M6: Trish Adora def. Kiera Hogan and comes out on top after being bullied for the past 4 weeks by The Bad Girls Club
- Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters with Death Machine Joe Gacy
- XPWEW World Women's Champion Lotus enters
XPWEW World Women's Champion
Singles Match
M7: Lotus vs Death Machine Audrey Carbine [NO CONTEST at the referee discretion]
ends in a no contest when the lights go out and EXODUS RETURNS!!!!!
Joe Gacy (who coincidentally looks just like Johnny Omega with that long red beard he has)
gets took out and chokeslammed off the stage by Exodus!
"Exodus was the spirit that the Death Machines summoned! What has just been summoned on the XPWEW Universe! It's EXODUS!" screams Kaitlyn Khaos on commentary
ad: Lockdown 8 is in 111 days
- Split screen of Kotto and Leonard both walking backstage towards the ring
- Kotto Brazil of The Set enters with 'The Gatekeeper' Jake Awesome
- XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw enters
Before the match can begin: General Manager Teddy Long says that after Myron Reed's stunt earlier tonight with Masato Tanaka, he is making the administrational decision to say that Jake Awesome as well as any member of The Set has been banned from ringside!
XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship
Singles Match
M8: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Kotto Brazil (Jake Awesome and The Set banned from ringside)
The closing moment of the main event occurs when Kotto Brazil looks to hit his signature maneuver 'The Cleopatra" which is basically a standing sliced bread, Leonard out of nowhere hits the cla**ic Lariat! and The Outlaw picks up the W on pay-per-view and still the XPWEW World Champion is Leonard McGraw
XPWEW 2021 TM
Location: The Barracks - Los Angeles, California
Channel: FITE TV pay-per-view stream for $24.99
Stage Design - Black courthouse with long steps background. Two large statues of 'Lady Justice' with the sword and the beam balance in hand.
- Jordan Oliver of The Set enters with Jake Awesome, Myron Reed and Chrissy Rivera
- XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Masato Tanaka enters
XPWEW Juniorweight Championship
Singles Match
M1: Masato Tanaka (c) def. Jordan Oliver by DQ (w/ Awesome, Myron & Chrissy Rivera)
- Myron Reed's sneaky attempt to hit Masato with Jake's I-N T**le, Referee Kevin Madrox sees this cheating attempt and Kaitlyn Khaos shouts "Justice is served at Guilty As Charged" when Tanaka wins the match and retains the t**le by DQ. This causes Jake to come in and Awesome Bomb, Masato Tanaka for his DQ win. These two have a sorted history and I think we are about to see another chapter written very, very soon.
Backstage: Leonard McGraw gets interviewed by Larry Legend and Leonard says there won't be an issue with disqualifications for Kotto Brazil, I wanna prove I can beat him fair and square and for that reason, if I for some reason lose my cool tonight, I will willingly lose the World T**le if I happen to disqualify myself, I took out the entire Set 2 nights ago, I doubt I'll need a shillelagh to beat Kotto tonight, and you can print that Larry.
- Alveno La Flare enters
- Golden Bryce enters
Gold Flame Explode
Singles Match
M2: Golden Bryce def. Alveno La Flare
After the match: Alveno tries to argue that he got a 2 count and lifted his shoulder before the 3 however to no avail, nothing gets reversed and Golden Bryce picks up the win over his cousin and former tag team champion partner.
- Romeo Roselli and Tenille Dashwood enter
- Champagne Clausen enters solo
- Simon Gotch, Aiden English & Mandy Leon enter together
Trios Match
M3: Romeo, Champagne & Tenille def. Simon Gotch, Aiden English & Mandy Leon
After the match Romeo says that All Man has been tested and tested positive for COVID-19 and can't come back this Friday on Pyro. Sorry. Tenille waves at the camera a**umably at the All Man who is watching this pay-per-view at home in quarantine
- FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) enter with Tully Blanchard representing All Elite Wrestling
- XPWEW Tag Team Champion Jay and Mark Briscoe enter
Tag Team Match
AEW vs XPWEW Exhibition
M4: Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood def. Mark Briscoe & Jay Briscoe (c)
- The t**les did not change hand but wow did The Briscoes really just let XPWEW down with that embarra**ing loss, especially on home turf
- 3M3 preparing backstage for their big rematch with The Set
Troy Clausen walks up and says I'm disappointed that our tag team champions lost tonight, and then I look around and think, if 3M3 is the best we got then huh we got big big problems here (walks away)
- 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo enter
- Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni enter
Tag Team Match
M5: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni def. 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo in a great match that really showed that 3M3 CAN GO
After the match Troy Clausen comes out excited that The Set defeated 3M3, Troy Clausen declares that the new #1 contenders for the XPWEW Tag Team Championships are Ruckus and Siaka Lexoni
- The Bad Girls Club enter (Kiera Hogan, Jamie Hayter & Bea Priestley)
- 'Afro Punk' Trish Adora enters
Singles Match
M6: Trish Adora def. Kiera Hogan and comes out on top after being bullied for the past 4 weeks by The Bad Girls Club
- Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters with Death Machine Joe Gacy
- XPWEW World Women's Champion Lotus enters
XPWEW World Women's Champion
Singles Match
M7: Lotus vs Death Machine Audrey Carbine [NO CONTEST at the referee discretion]
ends in a no contest when the lights go out and EXODUS RETURNS!!!!!
Joe Gacy (who coincidentally looks just like Johnny Omega with that long red beard he has)
gets took out and chokeslammed off the stage by Exodus!
"Exodus was the spirit that the Death Machines summoned! What has just been summoned on the XPWEW Universe! It's EXODUS!" screams Kaitlyn Khaos on commentary
ad: Lockdown 8 is in 111 days
- Split screen of Kotto and Leonard both walking backstage towards the ring
- Kotto Brazil of The Set enters with 'The Gatekeeper' Jake Awesome
- XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw enters
Before the match can begin: General Manager Teddy Long says that after Myron Reed's stunt earlier tonight with Masato Tanaka, he is making the administrational decision to say that Jake Awesome as well as any member of The Set has been banned from ringside!
XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship
Singles Match
M8: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Kotto Brazil (Jake Awesome and The Set banned from ringside)
The closing moment of the main event occurs when Kotto Brazil looks to hit his signature maneuver 'The Cleopatra" which is basically a standing sliced bread, Leonard out of nowhere hits the cla**ic Lariat! and The Outlaw picks up the W on pay-per-view and still the XPWEW World Champion is Leonard McGraw
XPWEW 2021 TM
