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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (October 23, 2020) Coal Miner Mayhem
Show: XPWEW Friday Night Pyro
Date: Friday October 23rd, 2020
Episode: 449
Channel: VICE
- XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Opening Montage -
Commentary: Nick Simmonds & Ruckus (Kaitlyn Khaos has the night off for special circ*mstances)
- XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw enters (ring ready)
- The Vaudevillains enter with Mandy Leon
- Montage from last weeks interaction between World Champ Leonard McGraw running down both Vaudevillains in Gotch & English calling them weak with a book of synonyms
(During opening contest we see Garrett Thompson watching on a monitor backstage looking on at the World Heavyweight Champion which is who he is challenging This Sunday in a Coal Miner's Glove Match at the APPALACHIA pay-per-view emanating from Welch, West Virginia)
Non T**le Match
1 on 1
M1: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Aiden English (w/ Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon)
Post Match: Garrett Thompson comes down the ramp and congratulates McGraw on his win, However my job isn't quite finished. And in a flash The Marauder Simon Gotch blindsides McGraw and starts kicking him, Aiden English recovers enough to stand back up on his own two feet. English and Gotch prop up McGraw and Garrett Thompson rummages underneath the ring and finds a steel pipe. Garrett tests the pipe by striking it up against the ring post a few times so the audience can register the loud thud of the lead pipe colliding with the ring post. McGraw is prone in a camel clutch position.
- Ruckus on the commentary table shows a bias towards McGraw, encourages Garrett to "lay it in"
- Garrett strikes McGraw with the lead pipe over and over but in time locker room scrubs GG, Based Fabian & Coby Caprice come down to McGraw's aid but GT, Gotch & English run off in the knick of time.
Garrett challenges GG, Fabian & Caprice to a 6 person tag as GT opts to team with Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine). Does Death Machines even know about this? We will find out!
- XPWEW Appalachia PPV Promo Package - Order Now on FITE TV
- Amy "Primetime" Lee enters with Doxy Deity & T**o Santana
- Bea Priestley enters
1 on 1
M2: Amy Lee (w/ Doxy) def. Bea Priestley in a very back and forth contest that still made Bea look like a threat for the future. After the match Doxy comforts Bea Priestley and Bea swallows her pride a bit after taking a Loss and accepts Doxy's proposal
In Ring Segment: Doxy Deity forges an APOLOGY for her actions last week against XPWEW Women's Champion
- Lotus enters
Lotus: Doxy, I don't accept apologies. In fact, Doxy in this life you don't have to explain your actions to anybody, even the ones you bestow upon. Like myself, Doxy the fact that you even feel the need to apologize is pathetic. I see right through you. I see right through Amy Lee. And the entire world has seen through the patek propped up corpse that is T**o Santana. (Ooooooooooooh)
T**o Santana angrily grabs the mic "What did you just say to me?"
Lotus: "I said, You are not relevant. You never were and with Dylan Justice at the helm, You are only relevant in this universe. Under this banner. I used to grow up watching this show okay T**o, I did and every time you were on the show I would change. the channel. Go collect your AARP check and get out of my face before I backhand you in front of the world, Only difference with me T**o, You'll see it coming...... (OHHHHHH SH*T (Ruckus on commentary)).......Doxy...see you on Sunday.. *drops mic
Backstage: Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine)...a knock on the door from Garrett Thompson
Garrett: "Ello Ello Ello"
Gacy: The f**ks your problem, You book matches now or some sh*t *slams down water bottle*
Garrett: C'mon chill mate...Bloody hostile huh. I know you two are bludgeon maniacs that want a fight huh.
Gacy: I'm focused on Tanaka on Sunday... *heavy breathing*
Garrett: That's dinner mate, Nothing wrong with a little snack *slaps Gacy's belly*
- Gacy & Carbine look at each other angry, don't know if they can trust Garrett Thompson
- Golden Bryce enters
(Alveno La Flare watching on backstage on a monitor)
- The Set enters (Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed) with Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera
3 on 1 Handicap Match
M3: Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil def. Golden Bryce
(The whole story of the match is Bryce keeps looking at the ramp hoping surely Alveno La Flare will join him at ringside but it never happens)
After the match: Ruckus leaves the commentary table and jumps Bryce, Bryce yet again gets a jump from The Set and his XPWEW Tag Team Champion partner Alveno La Flare is nowhere to be seen
(We even see the chair backstage where he was watching earlier he isn't even there but he left his Tag Team T**le belt behind)
On the mic: Ruckus says 'We got word that our pick for you n***as opponents are gonna be there, so boot up G Baby, its gon' be rough"
- Alveno blindsides Ruckus and tackles him off the ramp HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!! we go to commercial break right when things start to heat up
- LOCKDOWN 8 tickets are now on sale #Ad
- We come back from commercial break and an all out donnybrook took place, Jake Awesome is now attacking Alveno La Flare in the guts of the arena. They are now brawling in a hallway where Jake is throwing Alveno into vending machines and lottery area. So many cool unique spots like fire extinguisher, vending machine, bathroom brawl all these unique brawling locations until a commercial break
- We return again from the break and now Jake and Alveno are brawling to the ring, Jake sets up a table and when Alveno snags the upperhand momentarily until Myron Reed interferes and evens the odds. All members of The Set set up tables and a**ist Jake Awesome but somehow Alveno continues to find breadcrumbs of hope spots. One in particular Kotto throws Jake a chair, Jake catches it but Alveno off the apron kicks the chair and now Jake Awesome is busted open
XPWEW International Championship
1 on 1
M4: Jake Awesome (c) def. Alveno La Flare
- Garrett Thompson enters
- Death Machines enter
(Big screen shows us that GG has been attacked backstage, GT, Carbine & Gacy laugh
- Coby Caprice & Based Fabian enter
6 Person Tag
M5: Coby Caprice, GG & Based Fabian def. Garrett Thompson & Death Machines
(as the match is happening the lights go out......)
(the lights turn back on and it appears to be GG wearing his trademark pants and XPWEW hockey jersey expect a bit mysterious wearing a bucket hat that covers his face. GT, Gacy & Carbine stand across the ring from what appears to be GG with his back turned. The imposter GG takes off his bucket hat ITS LEONARD MCGRAW and he runs rupshot on GT and The Death Machines. Even scrub Ethan Bedlam jumps off the ropes and eats a memorable LAriat in mid air HOLY F**K! McGraw is taking everybody out. Ultimately Leonard lines up Garrett with the lead pipe and cracks him over the head, Leonard then grabs Coby Caprice who was leaning on the ropes, throws him over Garrett for the 1-2-3 and in a huge upset! Leonard laughs up the ramp as he starts to take off GG's clothes which is lowkey sus because does that mean GG is somewhere a** naked right now because Leonard has his clothes regardless what a finish. A bloody Garrett Thompson sits up and a happy Leonard McGraw wearing GG's trackpants is a unique sight as this episode of Friday Night Pyro fades to black
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Date: Friday October 23rd, 2020
Episode: 449
Channel: VICE
- XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Opening Montage -
Commentary: Nick Simmonds & Ruckus (Kaitlyn Khaos has the night off for special circ*mstances)
- XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw enters (ring ready)
- The Vaudevillains enter with Mandy Leon
- Montage from last weeks interaction between World Champ Leonard McGraw running down both Vaudevillains in Gotch & English calling them weak with a book of synonyms
(During opening contest we see Garrett Thompson watching on a monitor backstage looking on at the World Heavyweight Champion which is who he is challenging This Sunday in a Coal Miner's Glove Match at the APPALACHIA pay-per-view emanating from Welch, West Virginia)
Non T**le Match
1 on 1
M1: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Aiden English (w/ Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon)
Post Match: Garrett Thompson comes down the ramp and congratulates McGraw on his win, However my job isn't quite finished. And in a flash The Marauder Simon Gotch blindsides McGraw and starts kicking him, Aiden English recovers enough to stand back up on his own two feet. English and Gotch prop up McGraw and Garrett Thompson rummages underneath the ring and finds a steel pipe. Garrett tests the pipe by striking it up against the ring post a few times so the audience can register the loud thud of the lead pipe colliding with the ring post. McGraw is prone in a camel clutch position.
- Ruckus on the commentary table shows a bias towards McGraw, encourages Garrett to "lay it in"
- Garrett strikes McGraw with the lead pipe over and over but in time locker room scrubs GG, Based Fabian & Coby Caprice come down to McGraw's aid but GT, Gotch & English run off in the knick of time.
Garrett challenges GG, Fabian & Caprice to a 6 person tag as GT opts to team with Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine). Does Death Machines even know about this? We will find out!
- XPWEW Appalachia PPV Promo Package - Order Now on FITE TV
- Amy "Primetime" Lee enters with Doxy Deity & T**o Santana
- Bea Priestley enters
1 on 1
M2: Amy Lee (w/ Doxy) def. Bea Priestley in a very back and forth contest that still made Bea look like a threat for the future. After the match Doxy comforts Bea Priestley and Bea swallows her pride a bit after taking a Loss and accepts Doxy's proposal
In Ring Segment: Doxy Deity forges an APOLOGY for her actions last week against XPWEW Women's Champion
- Lotus enters
Lotus: Doxy, I don't accept apologies. In fact, Doxy in this life you don't have to explain your actions to anybody, even the ones you bestow upon. Like myself, Doxy the fact that you even feel the need to apologize is pathetic. I see right through you. I see right through Amy Lee. And the entire world has seen through the patek propped up corpse that is T**o Santana. (Ooooooooooooh)
T**o Santana angrily grabs the mic "What did you just say to me?"
Lotus: "I said, You are not relevant. You never were and with Dylan Justice at the helm, You are only relevant in this universe. Under this banner. I used to grow up watching this show okay T**o, I did and every time you were on the show I would change. the channel. Go collect your AARP check and get out of my face before I backhand you in front of the world, Only difference with me T**o, You'll see it coming...... (OHHHHHH SH*T (Ruckus on commentary)).......Doxy...see you on Sunday.. *drops mic
Backstage: Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine)...a knock on the door from Garrett Thompson
Garrett: "Ello Ello Ello"
Gacy: The f**ks your problem, You book matches now or some sh*t *slams down water bottle*
Garrett: C'mon chill mate...Bloody hostile huh. I know you two are bludgeon maniacs that want a fight huh.
Gacy: I'm focused on Tanaka on Sunday... *heavy breathing*
Garrett: That's dinner mate, Nothing wrong with a little snack *slaps Gacy's belly*
- Gacy & Carbine look at each other angry, don't know if they can trust Garrett Thompson
- Golden Bryce enters
(Alveno La Flare watching on backstage on a monitor)
- The Set enters (Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed) with Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera
3 on 1 Handicap Match
M3: Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil def. Golden Bryce
(The whole story of the match is Bryce keeps looking at the ramp hoping surely Alveno La Flare will join him at ringside but it never happens)
After the match: Ruckus leaves the commentary table and jumps Bryce, Bryce yet again gets a jump from The Set and his XPWEW Tag Team Champion partner Alveno La Flare is nowhere to be seen
(We even see the chair backstage where he was watching earlier he isn't even there but he left his Tag Team T**le belt behind)
On the mic: Ruckus says 'We got word that our pick for you n***as opponents are gonna be there, so boot up G Baby, its gon' be rough"
- Alveno blindsides Ruckus and tackles him off the ramp HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!! we go to commercial break right when things start to heat up
- LOCKDOWN 8 tickets are now on sale #Ad
- We come back from commercial break and an all out donnybrook took place, Jake Awesome is now attacking Alveno La Flare in the guts of the arena. They are now brawling in a hallway where Jake is throwing Alveno into vending machines and lottery area. So many cool unique spots like fire extinguisher, vending machine, bathroom brawl all these unique brawling locations until a commercial break
- We return again from the break and now Jake and Alveno are brawling to the ring, Jake sets up a table and when Alveno snags the upperhand momentarily until Myron Reed interferes and evens the odds. All members of The Set set up tables and a**ist Jake Awesome but somehow Alveno continues to find breadcrumbs of hope spots. One in particular Kotto throws Jake a chair, Jake catches it but Alveno off the apron kicks the chair and now Jake Awesome is busted open
XPWEW International Championship
1 on 1
M4: Jake Awesome (c) def. Alveno La Flare
- Garrett Thompson enters
- Death Machines enter
(Big screen shows us that GG has been attacked backstage, GT, Carbine & Gacy laugh
- Coby Caprice & Based Fabian enter
6 Person Tag
M5: Coby Caprice, GG & Based Fabian def. Garrett Thompson & Death Machines
(as the match is happening the lights go out......)
(the lights turn back on and it appears to be GG wearing his trademark pants and XPWEW hockey jersey expect a bit mysterious wearing a bucket hat that covers his face. GT, Gacy & Carbine stand across the ring from what appears to be GG with his back turned. The imposter GG takes off his bucket hat ITS LEONARD MCGRAW and he runs rupshot on GT and The Death Machines. Even scrub Ethan Bedlam jumps off the ropes and eats a memorable LAriat in mid air HOLY F**K! McGraw is taking everybody out. Ultimately Leonard lines up Garrett with the lead pipe and cracks him over the head, Leonard then grabs Coby Caprice who was leaning on the ropes, throws him over Garrett for the 1-2-3 and in a huge upset! Leonard laughs up the ramp as he starts to take off GG's clothes which is lowkey sus because does that mean GG is somewhere a** naked right now because Leonard has his clothes regardless what a finish. A bloody Garrett Thompson sits up and a happy Leonard McGraw wearing GG's trackpants is a unique sight as this episode of Friday Night Pyro fades to black
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