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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (March 6th, 2020)

Friday Night Pyro March 6th, 2020 London, England Copper Box Arena

Opening Segment: Golden Bryce walks in to a bit of a anti Bryce crowd in London. Brigade enters and Ethan Bedlam wants a shot at the champ. The biggest match of his career tonight! Bedlam vs Bryce 1 on 1 in London tonight

2 on 2 M1: Jordan Oliver & Kotto Brazil def. Jacques Dudley & Alveno La Flare

After the match La Flare daps up Jacques “we’ll get em’ next time”

1 on 1 M2: Kiera Hogan defeats Lola Starr

Backstage: GG says I am not the weakest link to Slayer’s face. Slayer looks around at the group and says beat Lotus then I’ll consider it

Larva enters ringside

Lotus enters

GG enters

1 on 1 M3: Lotus submits GG

Rosemary cuts eerie promo “you never know when the eggs could hatch or when the snake could snatch them, be careful” Slayer packs on “Adversity only helps” then holds up his I-N T**le

3 Way Flag Match England vs USA vs Japan M4: Garrett Thompson def. McGraw & Dragon Kid and gets the hometown win

McGraw could care less about a quote “stupid flag match” Thompson piledrives McGraw and GT’s Dragon Kid

Garrett Thompson gets an in ring ringside interview with James Westerbeck and says it’s my time, I have the best singles record I should be added to the match at Blitzkrieg

All Man with All Woman enters to GT’s dismay. Beat me 1 on 1 next week in Tennessee and I’ll let you have my spot in the match.

Champagne attacks All Man from behind

Bryce attacks Champagne from behind

To which Ethan Bedlam attacks Bryce from behind and here we go right into our main event

All Man, All Woman, GT and Champagne all join commentary and it’s really a mess listening to all these characters bickering over the calls from Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds
Main Event Time! 1 on 1 XPWEW World Heavyweight T**le M5: Golden Bryce defeats Ethan Bedlam

Bryce gets the big win in London over the hometown boy. GT warns All Man and says “you just made the biggest bone head mistake of your miserable life putting up your opportunity at Blitzkrieg.

GT then looks over to Champagne Clausen at the commentary desk and in a Blitzkrieg match all I have to do is throw 3 elbows and it’s over. Show ends with Bryce holding the t**le up high as he defends it successfully for the second week in a row