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Friday Night Pyro March 13th, 2020 Memphis, Tennessee Agricenter ShowPlace Arena
Show Intro
Show opens with Kaitlyn Khaos with Nick Simmonds explaining why we are presenting tonight’s episode from “The Barrcks” (formerly Wasteland’s building) Los Angeles California
CoronaVirus
Champagne Clausen enters
“Wow look at this crowd. Fun. Big. Big match feel tonight. I can’t tell if this is Los Angeles or Scott Steiner’s funeral.
“Scott Steiner isn’t a man a few days ago he was fighting for his life in a hospital just like his friend All Man who’s fighting desperately for relevancy as Steiner is breath. I can’t stand fake tough guys and I can’t stand wannabes and never-were’s.
All Man runs down the ring and tackles Champagne and they start brawling. Locker room members separate them and All Woman enters the fray with a steel chair and starts mercifully attacking Chamlagne and Champagne smiles and licks his chops and Champagne spits a loogie in the direction of Tenille Dashwood which enrages her even more and to do such a disgusting act like spitting amid the Corona Virus crisis is incredibly disgusting
James Westerbeck interviews Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver who rag on 3M3 and Jacques being winless
M1: Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed defeats Jacques Dudley, M3 Quintillo & 3M Ultra
Oliver picks up the pinfall over Jacques after a back and forth little bit of can you top this from the young gun and the Wiley Winles veteran Jacques but ultimately the a**ist of the clout cutter from Myron Reed was the difference maker for the team after the match Oliver cut a scathing promo on Jacques but then Siaka along with Chrissy Rivera announce that Ruckus will be back and the feds can’t hold a brother down much longer. This UK tour being cancelled was a blessing for The Set because Ruckus will be back in action and he has a vengeance to settle with Jacques Dudley first
PROMO: LOCKDOWN 7 is 71 days away
Blitzkrieg moves to Los Angeles: Pre-recorded video from Michea Bradford announcing the next Pyro in Manchester has been cancelled as well as the following Pyro originally scheduled for Tampa, Florida: Blitzkrieg on PPV itself
Ms. Ryu joins commentary
M2: Leonard McGraw defeats Ethan Bedlam After the match GT stomps the ring and both GT and Bedlam hit a spike piledriver that errantly hits when GT drops McGraw lands backward off his right arm and bends it all the way backwards and it’s really really difficult to watch back prematurely before Bedlam can spring off the ropes for the proper spike. GT continues to beatdown McGraw but a sense of urgency fills the air and the empty solace of an empty arena seems to have the audience at home and Kaitlyn Khaos on commentary stunned because we can see McGraw wasn’t suppose to bend his arm back that way and it was a very unnatural reflex and EMTs rush in But GT even stops the beatdown because it’s clear McGraw is actually hurt. Brigade just backs away from the mess left behind and GT is suppose to have a smile of satisfaction but you can tell his stomach dropped knowing he may have just broke McGraw’s arm by mistake
Plagueground enters with 911 Brian Lee at their side
M3: All Man defeats Brodie Croyle (1 half of the xpwew tag team champions)
All Woman at ringside
Joe Gacy & Brian Lee at ringside
Great power up match
Cla**ic Baby vs Heel match
Cla**ic Boo/Cheer spot punches from Brodie and All Man but instead with an empty arena you hear All Woman cheer when All Man connects a punch and Loudmouth Joe Gacy booing hilarious when the reverse happens just a great spot and I’ve never seen it down
Ultimately All Man picks up a sunset flip pin victory in a great “Gotcha” win for the #2 contender
Fright Train comes down to the ring with a “Get Well Soon” card for All Man and All Woman in respect for Steiner’s recent IRL hospitalization. Which was a nice gesture
GM Romeo Roselli comes to the ring to say that next week on Pyro! Freight Train will team with The All Man as they go 2 on 2. With the forced team of Golden Bryce & Champagne Clausen (wonder how. They’ll work together as a unit)
M4: Kiera Hogan & Rosemary defeat Genevalisse & Doxy Deity
After the match XPWEW International Champion Slayer comes down with Lotus in tow, she doesn’t say anything but Slayer makes the open challenge that for the first time ever he wants Lotus to challenge him next week in a 10 minute time limit to prove she’s “driven”
Can Lotus last 10 minutes in an exhibition contest with her Dad next week in non T**le action?
Golden Bryce enters
Champagne Clausen enters in a HAZMAT suit with huge face mask
“Quarantine Match” M5: Golden Bryce vs Champagne Clausen [in a HAZMAT suit at his own discretion]
Match is hitting its apex and Champagne is wearing down Bryce with a signature move of one Scott Steiner as he’s performing a camel clutch for heel heat to wear down the babyface champion. Bryce hulks up and with Champagne on his back he runs him into ever 4 corners of the ring and after the final hit of the turbuckles. Champagne is about to get the 6 Rings but in the Knick of time hits Bryce with the very Hazmat suit mask off his head temporarily disabling the champion rendering Bryce on his back. Champagne goes for the pin but All Man interferes and hits the All Man Joy (as if to say this is all I have to do at Blitzkrieg) Bryce then hits All Man with the 6 rings and pins Champagne for the 1-2-3 Another week goes by and it appears Blitzkrieg just got a bit more heated between the 3 combatants
Bryce holds up the gold towards a downed All Man in shock and Champagne plops out of the ring under the ropes still in his HAZMAT suit. Show ends with Bryce rubbing hand sanitizer and holding the t**le up to the camera “This is my spot and I ain’t going anywhere. I love you” - Fades out
Show Intro
Show opens with Kaitlyn Khaos with Nick Simmonds explaining why we are presenting tonight’s episode from “The Barrcks” (formerly Wasteland’s building) Los Angeles California
CoronaVirus
Champagne Clausen enters
“Wow look at this crowd. Fun. Big. Big match feel tonight. I can’t tell if this is Los Angeles or Scott Steiner’s funeral.
“Scott Steiner isn’t a man a few days ago he was fighting for his life in a hospital just like his friend All Man who’s fighting desperately for relevancy as Steiner is breath. I can’t stand fake tough guys and I can’t stand wannabes and never-were’s.
All Man runs down the ring and tackles Champagne and they start brawling. Locker room members separate them and All Woman enters the fray with a steel chair and starts mercifully attacking Chamlagne and Champagne smiles and licks his chops and Champagne spits a loogie in the direction of Tenille Dashwood which enrages her even more and to do such a disgusting act like spitting amid the Corona Virus crisis is incredibly disgusting
James Westerbeck interviews Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver who rag on 3M3 and Jacques being winless
M1: Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed defeats Jacques Dudley, M3 Quintillo & 3M Ultra
Oliver picks up the pinfall over Jacques after a back and forth little bit of can you top this from the young gun and the Wiley Winles veteran Jacques but ultimately the a**ist of the clout cutter from Myron Reed was the difference maker for the team after the match Oliver cut a scathing promo on Jacques but then Siaka along with Chrissy Rivera announce that Ruckus will be back and the feds can’t hold a brother down much longer. This UK tour being cancelled was a blessing for The Set because Ruckus will be back in action and he has a vengeance to settle with Jacques Dudley first
PROMO: LOCKDOWN 7 is 71 days away
Blitzkrieg moves to Los Angeles: Pre-recorded video from Michea Bradford announcing the next Pyro in Manchester has been cancelled as well as the following Pyro originally scheduled for Tampa, Florida: Blitzkrieg on PPV itself
Ms. Ryu joins commentary
M2: Leonard McGraw defeats Ethan Bedlam After the match GT stomps the ring and both GT and Bedlam hit a spike piledriver that errantly hits when GT drops McGraw lands backward off his right arm and bends it all the way backwards and it’s really really difficult to watch back prematurely before Bedlam can spring off the ropes for the proper spike. GT continues to beatdown McGraw but a sense of urgency fills the air and the empty solace of an empty arena seems to have the audience at home and Kaitlyn Khaos on commentary stunned because we can see McGraw wasn’t suppose to bend his arm back that way and it was a very unnatural reflex and EMTs rush in But GT even stops the beatdown because it’s clear McGraw is actually hurt. Brigade just backs away from the mess left behind and GT is suppose to have a smile of satisfaction but you can tell his stomach dropped knowing he may have just broke McGraw’s arm by mistake
Plagueground enters with 911 Brian Lee at their side
M3: All Man defeats Brodie Croyle (1 half of the xpwew tag team champions)
All Woman at ringside
Joe Gacy & Brian Lee at ringside
Great power up match
Cla**ic Baby vs Heel match
Cla**ic Boo/Cheer spot punches from Brodie and All Man but instead with an empty arena you hear All Woman cheer when All Man connects a punch and Loudmouth Joe Gacy booing hilarious when the reverse happens just a great spot and I’ve never seen it down
Ultimately All Man picks up a sunset flip pin victory in a great “Gotcha” win for the #2 contender
Fright Train comes down to the ring with a “Get Well Soon” card for All Man and All Woman in respect for Steiner’s recent IRL hospitalization. Which was a nice gesture
GM Romeo Roselli comes to the ring to say that next week on Pyro! Freight Train will team with The All Man as they go 2 on 2. With the forced team of Golden Bryce & Champagne Clausen (wonder how. They’ll work together as a unit)
M4: Kiera Hogan & Rosemary defeat Genevalisse & Doxy Deity
After the match XPWEW International Champion Slayer comes down with Lotus in tow, she doesn’t say anything but Slayer makes the open challenge that for the first time ever he wants Lotus to challenge him next week in a 10 minute time limit to prove she’s “driven”
Can Lotus last 10 minutes in an exhibition contest with her Dad next week in non T**le action?
Golden Bryce enters
Champagne Clausen enters in a HAZMAT suit with huge face mask
“Quarantine Match” M5: Golden Bryce vs Champagne Clausen [in a HAZMAT suit at his own discretion]
Match is hitting its apex and Champagne is wearing down Bryce with a signature move of one Scott Steiner as he’s performing a camel clutch for heel heat to wear down the babyface champion. Bryce hulks up and with Champagne on his back he runs him into ever 4 corners of the ring and after the final hit of the turbuckles. Champagne is about to get the 6 Rings but in the Knick of time hits Bryce with the very Hazmat suit mask off his head temporarily disabling the champion rendering Bryce on his back. Champagne goes for the pin but All Man interferes and hits the All Man Joy (as if to say this is all I have to do at Blitzkrieg) Bryce then hits All Man with the 6 rings and pins Champagne for the 1-2-3 Another week goes by and it appears Blitzkrieg just got a bit more heated between the 3 combatants
Bryce holds up the gold towards a downed All Man in shock and Champagne plops out of the ring under the ropes still in his HAZMAT suit. Show ends with Bryce rubbing hand sanitizer and holding the t**le up to the camera “This is my spot and I ain’t going anywhere. I love you” - Fades out
