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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (July 3rd 2020)
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro #433
July 3rd, 2020
The Barracks
Los Angeles, California
“Recap video from the closing moments from Last Sunday’s The Devil’s Playhouse event where the main event match was featuring Ruckus battling with Leonard McGraw in a heated exchange. Jake Awesome would interfere in the match ripping the door off the henges and a**aulting Leonard for Ruckus’ to pick up the win retaining his t**le and then Jake would do the unthinkable as he lifted his arm in solace and has official joined The Set.”
The Set enters in the following order (Jordan, Myron, Kotto, Chrissy, Siaka Lexon, Ruckus & Jake Awesome)
Jake Awesome then enters wearing The Set’s gold satin jacket to the chagrin of the Ruckus and the rest of the gang happy that the biggest name in XPWEW is now apart of The Set
The Set enters the ring together as an absolute unit with Jordan as Juniorweight Champion, Jake as International and Ruckus as world champion
Ruckus: last sunday The Set added a new member: Ladies and Gentleman let me introduce you to Jake Awesome
Jake Awesome: I joined The Set because I heard Ruckus tell Golden Bryce a little over a month ago that Golden Bryce was nothing but a Jake Awesome wannabe, and he’s right but more importantly you told me you have respect for me and in this business that’s few and far in between it really is. So I look at this team and I see three young guns looking to make names for themselves and I see the real greatest tag team in this promotion’s history Ruckus and Lexoni. Speaking of tag teams, I think it’s about high time Myron and Kotto got a shot at that tag gold so because “I am Jake Awesome” I’m gonna make that happen,
Golden Bryce enters and cuts a promo towards Jake saying him joking the set doesn’t add up and he’s sold himself out for Ruckus who doesn’t care about this business the way Bryce perceived Awesome did.
Jake: Now onto Leonard McGraw. Because I’m done with you Bryce, Listen if I wanted to hear the opinion of a loser I’d ask a mark, so shut up
Bryce: I have something to say and..
Leonard McGraw enters
Leonard: Sunday I got my a** kicked......Today my ears are sore because I gotta listen to both of your talk!
Golden Bryce Wah Wah Wah thats all you do! I’m sick of it
Jake Awesome you big dumb sum b*t*h you joined The Set did you? Well your too damn big to need backup son but go ahead I don’t wanna ruin the lemonade stand y’all must be trying to set up cause you sure as hell can’t kick any a** cause Last Sunday you couldn’t keep me down cause even after our match I was able to march into The Devil’s Playhouse and beat not 1 not 2 but 3 of those jobbers in the ring. So what I’m
Golden Bryce- Tonight!
Leonard- Don’t interrupt me boy
Bryce: Tonight I’ve got word from Troy Clausen that it’s gonna be Ruckus and Jake Awesome vs Me and You (shoves mic in McGraw’s chest)
(McGraw quickly throws the mic at Bryce right back)
McGraw: Oh no your wrestling Jake Awesome tonight, Oh boy can’t believe your win against him will finally happen with an asterisk and that asterisk will read Leonard McGraw
We’ve established that
-Jake Awesome is now in The Set- and tonight is a HUGE main event as Jake Awesome teams with Ruckus versus the team of Golden Bryce and Leonard McGraw
Jordan Oliver enters w/ Siaka Lexoni
Alveno La Flare enters
Non T**le Match
M1: Alveno La Flare defeats Jordan Oliver in a shocking upset and this puts him as the number 1 contender for the Juniorweight t**le
After the match Jacques Dudley comes out to congratulate Alveno but The Set comes down too to help up Jordan Oliver and Jake and Jacques have a little stare off recalling their long history
The Marauder Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon
Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam
M2: Garrett Thompson w/ Ethan Bedlam defeats Simon Gotch w/ Mandy Leon
After the match Garrett cuts a promo saying some time some where he will get what he rightfully deserves
Backstage: Golden Bryce is tying his Jordan’s up when you see a pair of cowboy boots walk up, the camera floats up and we see it’s Leonard McGraw with a tobacco spit cup in hand,
Leonard: Were teaming tonight and Jake Awesome is on the other team so I’m coming to your now to say I don’t trust you to win a match when Jake is on the other side.
Bryce: I’m god damn tired of hearing about Jake Awesome. I’m a 2 time World Champion Leonard, You’ve never been a world champion not even once and for the record I beat Taka-Naka by myself Sunday and I watched you lose both your matches.
Leonard: Notice the guys I fought (referring to Jake and Ruckus) *spits in cup* were the guys who beat you at Lockdown....... (crowd oohs)
Champagne Clausen enters
Romeo Roselli enters with XPWEW Tag Team Champions All Man & All Woman
M3: Romeo Roselli defeats Champagne Clausen *MATCH OF THE NIGHT*
After the match All Man and All Woman are already at ringside.
The Set enters Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil want the tag belts, All Man says well you don’t even have a woman to go up against The ALL Woman here? Chrissy Rivera steps forward.
All Man: Ah...well bring it on! All Set! Haha t**les on the line!!!!!
XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line!
Tag Team Match
M4: All Man & All Woman defeat Kotto Brazil & Chrissy Rivera
(All Man & All Woman regain the tag team t**les!)
After the match; Jake Awesome and Ruckus come down and kick an already down All Man and drag him to the stage where Jake hits the Awesome Bomb on All Man off the stage and commentary treats this moment very seriously because it appears All Man may have just broken his neck and it’s a very somber feeling as Jake Awesome may have just ended All Man’s career. Unbelievable.
Romeo Roselli comes out and a**ists in the retrieval of All Man, such a gripping segment.
- All or Nothing 2020 commercial
Prisiclla Kelly enters
Audrey Carbine enters with Joe Gacy
(The sick b*st*rd Joe Gacy is laughing at All Man being rolled out on a stretcher, what a sc*mbag)
Joe Gacy joins commentary and mocks All Man's fall
Non T**le Match
M5: Audrey Carbine defeats XPWEW Women’s Champion Prisiclla Kelly via submission
After the match: A sweaty intense Audrey Carbine says I just made the champion tap so next week, I’m answering the bounty you placed on your own head! I want a submission match! And I want it for the xpwew women’s t**le
Prisiclla gets up from the beatdown and grabs the mic breathing heavily "You got 10 minutes"
Carbine just locks on the Art of Ballistics armbar and doesn’t let go into she feels satisfied damn near breaking the champions arm
Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds on commentary replay the awesome bomb off the stag that Jake delivered the The All Man and they play the tape over and over and over and wish All Man a speedy recovery and report that they will provide updates as they become available
- Jake Awesome and Ruckus enter together
- Golden Bryce enters
- Leonard McGraw enters
Main Event!
Tag Team Match
M6: (The Set) Jake Awesome & Ruckus defeat Golden Bryce & Leonard McGraw
The match ends when Leonard works most of the match out of stubborn-Ness because he feels Bryce can’t be trusted because he can’t beat Jake Awesome so Leonard really does most of the work and Bryce never gets a tag the entire match until Awesome ducks a clothesline from McGraw and does a backspring off the 2nd rope and hits a DanganBomb onto McGraw for the pin, Ruckus runs around the apron and takes out Bryce from the equation and Awesome pins Leonard for the 1-2-3 and the win. After the match it’s a dusty finish as Bryce starts swinging on Awesome wildy but Ruckus connects the Bankroll on Bryce off the back of Awesome.
General manager Troy Clausen enters: “God damn I love it! I love this! I love compet**ion! I want the 4 of you to keep this energy, yeah keep this energy for next week. Because I’m making a Four on Four elimination match! Next week it’s gonna be The Set! That’s Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil going up against the team of Leonard McGraw, Golden Bryce, Alveno La Flare & Romeo Roselli !!!!
Show ends
July 3rd, 2020
The Barracks
Los Angeles, California
“Recap video from the closing moments from Last Sunday’s The Devil’s Playhouse event where the main event match was featuring Ruckus battling with Leonard McGraw in a heated exchange. Jake Awesome would interfere in the match ripping the door off the henges and a**aulting Leonard for Ruckus’ to pick up the win retaining his t**le and then Jake would do the unthinkable as he lifted his arm in solace and has official joined The Set.”
The Set enters in the following order (Jordan, Myron, Kotto, Chrissy, Siaka Lexon, Ruckus & Jake Awesome)
Jake Awesome then enters wearing The Set’s gold satin jacket to the chagrin of the Ruckus and the rest of the gang happy that the biggest name in XPWEW is now apart of The Set
The Set enters the ring together as an absolute unit with Jordan as Juniorweight Champion, Jake as International and Ruckus as world champion
Ruckus: last sunday The Set added a new member: Ladies and Gentleman let me introduce you to Jake Awesome
Jake Awesome: I joined The Set because I heard Ruckus tell Golden Bryce a little over a month ago that Golden Bryce was nothing but a Jake Awesome wannabe, and he’s right but more importantly you told me you have respect for me and in this business that’s few and far in between it really is. So I look at this team and I see three young guns looking to make names for themselves and I see the real greatest tag team in this promotion’s history Ruckus and Lexoni. Speaking of tag teams, I think it’s about high time Myron and Kotto got a shot at that tag gold so because “I am Jake Awesome” I’m gonna make that happen,
Golden Bryce enters and cuts a promo towards Jake saying him joking the set doesn’t add up and he’s sold himself out for Ruckus who doesn’t care about this business the way Bryce perceived Awesome did.
Jake: Now onto Leonard McGraw. Because I’m done with you Bryce, Listen if I wanted to hear the opinion of a loser I’d ask a mark, so shut up
Bryce: I have something to say and..
Leonard McGraw enters
Leonard: Sunday I got my a** kicked......Today my ears are sore because I gotta listen to both of your talk!
Golden Bryce Wah Wah Wah thats all you do! I’m sick of it
Jake Awesome you big dumb sum b*t*h you joined The Set did you? Well your too damn big to need backup son but go ahead I don’t wanna ruin the lemonade stand y’all must be trying to set up cause you sure as hell can’t kick any a** cause Last Sunday you couldn’t keep me down cause even after our match I was able to march into The Devil’s Playhouse and beat not 1 not 2 but 3 of those jobbers in the ring. So what I’m
Golden Bryce- Tonight!
Leonard- Don’t interrupt me boy
Bryce: Tonight I’ve got word from Troy Clausen that it’s gonna be Ruckus and Jake Awesome vs Me and You (shoves mic in McGraw’s chest)
(McGraw quickly throws the mic at Bryce right back)
McGraw: Oh no your wrestling Jake Awesome tonight, Oh boy can’t believe your win against him will finally happen with an asterisk and that asterisk will read Leonard McGraw
We’ve established that
-Jake Awesome is now in The Set- and tonight is a HUGE main event as Jake Awesome teams with Ruckus versus the team of Golden Bryce and Leonard McGraw
Jordan Oliver enters w/ Siaka Lexoni
Alveno La Flare enters
Non T**le Match
M1: Alveno La Flare defeats Jordan Oliver in a shocking upset and this puts him as the number 1 contender for the Juniorweight t**le
After the match Jacques Dudley comes out to congratulate Alveno but The Set comes down too to help up Jordan Oliver and Jake and Jacques have a little stare off recalling their long history
The Marauder Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon
Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam
M2: Garrett Thompson w/ Ethan Bedlam defeats Simon Gotch w/ Mandy Leon
After the match Garrett cuts a promo saying some time some where he will get what he rightfully deserves
Backstage: Golden Bryce is tying his Jordan’s up when you see a pair of cowboy boots walk up, the camera floats up and we see it’s Leonard McGraw with a tobacco spit cup in hand,
Leonard: Were teaming tonight and Jake Awesome is on the other team so I’m coming to your now to say I don’t trust you to win a match when Jake is on the other side.
Bryce: I’m god damn tired of hearing about Jake Awesome. I’m a 2 time World Champion Leonard, You’ve never been a world champion not even once and for the record I beat Taka-Naka by myself Sunday and I watched you lose both your matches.
Leonard: Notice the guys I fought (referring to Jake and Ruckus) *spits in cup* were the guys who beat you at Lockdown....... (crowd oohs)
Champagne Clausen enters
Romeo Roselli enters with XPWEW Tag Team Champions All Man & All Woman
M3: Romeo Roselli defeats Champagne Clausen *MATCH OF THE NIGHT*
After the match All Man and All Woman are already at ringside.
The Set enters Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil want the tag belts, All Man says well you don’t even have a woman to go up against The ALL Woman here? Chrissy Rivera steps forward.
All Man: Ah...well bring it on! All Set! Haha t**les on the line!!!!!
XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line!
Tag Team Match
M4: All Man & All Woman defeat Kotto Brazil & Chrissy Rivera
(All Man & All Woman regain the tag team t**les!)
After the match; Jake Awesome and Ruckus come down and kick an already down All Man and drag him to the stage where Jake hits the Awesome Bomb on All Man off the stage and commentary treats this moment very seriously because it appears All Man may have just broken his neck and it’s a very somber feeling as Jake Awesome may have just ended All Man’s career. Unbelievable.
Romeo Roselli comes out and a**ists in the retrieval of All Man, such a gripping segment.
- All or Nothing 2020 commercial
Prisiclla Kelly enters
Audrey Carbine enters with Joe Gacy
(The sick b*st*rd Joe Gacy is laughing at All Man being rolled out on a stretcher, what a sc*mbag)
Joe Gacy joins commentary and mocks All Man's fall
Non T**le Match
M5: Audrey Carbine defeats XPWEW Women’s Champion Prisiclla Kelly via submission
After the match: A sweaty intense Audrey Carbine says I just made the champion tap so next week, I’m answering the bounty you placed on your own head! I want a submission match! And I want it for the xpwew women’s t**le
Prisiclla gets up from the beatdown and grabs the mic breathing heavily "You got 10 minutes"
Carbine just locks on the Art of Ballistics armbar and doesn’t let go into she feels satisfied damn near breaking the champions arm
Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds on commentary replay the awesome bomb off the stag that Jake delivered the The All Man and they play the tape over and over and over and wish All Man a speedy recovery and report that they will provide updates as they become available
- Jake Awesome and Ruckus enter together
- Golden Bryce enters
- Leonard McGraw enters
Main Event!
Tag Team Match
M6: (The Set) Jake Awesome & Ruckus defeat Golden Bryce & Leonard McGraw
The match ends when Leonard works most of the match out of stubborn-Ness because he feels Bryce can’t be trusted because he can’t beat Jake Awesome so Leonard really does most of the work and Bryce never gets a tag the entire match until Awesome ducks a clothesline from McGraw and does a backspring off the 2nd rope and hits a DanganBomb onto McGraw for the pin, Ruckus runs around the apron and takes out Bryce from the equation and Awesome pins Leonard for the 1-2-3 and the win. After the match it’s a dusty finish as Bryce starts swinging on Awesome wildy but Ruckus connects the Bankroll on Bryce off the back of Awesome.
General manager Troy Clausen enters: “God damn I love it! I love this! I love compet**ion! I want the 4 of you to keep this energy, yeah keep this energy for next week. Because I’m making a Four on Four elimination match! Next week it’s gonna be The Set! That’s Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil going up against the team of Leonard McGraw, Golden Bryce, Alveno La Flare & Romeo Roselli !!!!
Show ends
