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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (July 24th, 2020) Leonard McGraw destroys The Set limo
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro
Episode: 436
Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
Cold Open: THE SET pulls up in a white limousine to the parking lot. The door opens releasing a cloud of blunt smoke from XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus, followed by Myron Reed, XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera then XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome steps out last with two strippers on each arm with one holding his t**le. They walk like G;s through the parking lot area into the backstage curtain and make the entrance into the ring: This is The Set in full force tonight on Friday Nights
(Friday Night Pyro Intro)
Opening Segment: THE SET: Jake Awesome: "Dear condolences to All Man Mike Mondo and The All Woman Tenille Dashwood :) "
Jordan: "On The Gang, On The Team, On The Squad, On God, On THE SET..(Leonard McGraw music blares to interrupt)
Leonard: "I see Ruckus standing there in the background. World Champion is standing behind the Mid Card Sasquatch and The Tag Team Jabron's. Now as much as I'd love to come down there and slap the p*ss out of each and every member of The Set. I got some business to take care of tonight with 911 Brian Lee. Ruckus, I'm coming for you, Look at me when I'm talkin' boy....You got two days. You got forty-eight hours until you walk into the squared circle with me for one whole hour. Bring your working boots son. Let me tell you something, This sunday it's All or Nothing and in sixty minutes I'm going to single handedly stomp a mudhole in your manlet a** and that's a promise. - McGraw exits (Ruckus stares him down from the ring)
ALL OR NOTHING 2020 ad
- Golden Bryce enters
- Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam
1 on 1
M1: Garrett Thompson (w/ Ethan Bedlam) def. Golden Bryce
Nick Simmonds: "Impressive as Garrett Thompson picks up his 5th straight victory in a row, Great momentum for the Englishmen going into Case Your Luck This Sunday @ All or Nothing 2020 and wow is that match stacked! It's gonna be Golden Bryce vs Garrett Thompson vs Simon Gotch vs Romeo Roselli vs Jake Awesome & Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare vs Champagne Clausen and the winner will earn a briefcase item that grants them a World Heavyweight T**le match at any time of their choosing for a calendar year"
- "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon
- Champagne Clausen enters
1 on 1
M2: Champagne Clausen def. Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)
Champagne: "2020 began as MY year, I'm gonna win that briefcase and I will be your world champion. Again."
Vignette: El Demonio is coming soon | All or Nothing 2020
- Joe Gacy enters and lagging behind him is a disinterested Audrey Carbine
Audrey: "I'm coming out to the ring for this match but not because you told me to just because it's what I want to do"
Gacy: "okay?"
- The Set enters Kotto Brazil and behind him is Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed and XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome
1 on 1
M3: Joe Gacy (w/ Audrey Carbine) def. Kotto Brazil (w/ Myron Reed, Siaka Lexoni, Jake Awesome & Chrissy Rivera)
(After the match Myron Reed goes to blindside Gacy but Audrey Carbine tramples Myron and grabs his arm threatening to lock in the Art of Ballistics arm bar but during her stalling The Set's Chrissy Rivera taps on Audrey's shoulder and after a lengthy stare down Audrey lets go of Myron's arm and The Set exits the ring walking backward up the ramp staring at The Death Machines. Who will capture the vacant XPWEW Tag Team T**les this Sunday @ All or Nothing?
Interview Segment: James Westerbeck: "Sunday, Golden Bryce you have the opportunity to become Mr. Case Your Luck and add yet another accolade to your long list of accomplishments in a short time here in XPWEW. Your thoughts?
Golden Bryce: "Thoughts? My thoughts are yeah I've accomplished a lot in my two years here but at what cost, I lost the two biggest matches of my career but every cloud has a silver lining and mine is Case Your Luck. I'm going to be the champion again. Whether it be Ruckus or Leonard McGraw. I'll be back"
*clap clap clap* - Garrett Thompson enters sarcastically "Bryce tonight you lost to me Haha, I'd focus on winning matches before speaking on the world t**le chalice. As far as I'm concerned it's a pipe dream. I've been a long time and it's high time that the world figured out just what I am capable of"
- 911 Brian Lee enters with Kiera Hogan
- Leonard McGraw enters
1 on 1
M4: Leonard McGraw def. 911 Brian Lee (w/ Kiera Hogan)
(After the match Ruckus hits the ring and ashes his blunt in the eye of Leonard McGraw temporarily blinded him, The Set then appears deep (Jake, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chrissy)
(Myron, Jake & Kotto Brazil hold Leonard McGraw in the middle of the ring as Ruckus grabs a steel chair after repeatedly smacking it on the canvas, Ruckus whams McGraw over the skull with the steel chair causing Leonard to gush with blood. The Set leaves the heap of mess that is McGraw in the ring but as The Set reaches the top of the ramp, A flat laid out McGraw lifts his head up covered in a crimson mask responds with a devilish smile as if to say "Is that all you got?")
- XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly and Lotus enter together
- Doxy Deity and Thunder Rosa enter together
Tag Team Match
M5: Doxy Deity & Thunder Rosa def. Lotus & Priscilla Kelly
The match results in Rosa and Doxy hitting a double Mexican Powerbomb on Priscilla for the 1-2-3 victory. Will Doxy defeat Priscilla by herself this Sunday to become a 2 time XPWEW Women's Champion?
- Romeo Roselli enters
- Jordan Oliver enters with THE SET (Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)
- Ruckus & Jake Awesome, Myron & Kotto Brazil join commentary however Siaka Lexoni isn't at the booth with a headset his Jimmy Hart style of yelling he might as well be.
1 on 1
M6: Romeo Roselli def. Jordan Oliver (w/ The Set)
The match results when Romeo and Jordan put on an absolute cla**ic face/heel catch-as-catch-can match ultimately when Romeo counters Jordan's patented "Clout Cutter" into a roll up pinfall for the swift 1-2-3 victory but as soon as the bell rings Ruckus, Jake, Myron & Kotto storm the ring and start clubbing Romeo with blows until on the t**an tron we see Leonard McGraw outside in the parking lot near The Set's limousine
Leonard: "You wanna gang up on me? You wanna gang up on Romeo well hell guys if you wanna pick on someone have the decency to pick on them like men and now cowards. Now SET DOWN and watch how I define "Eye for and Eye". I'm out here in the parking lot near you guys's limo, pretty fancy
(You see The Set in the ring cringing)
(Leonard McGraw holds up the very chair that Ruckus struck him with earlier in the night, you even see the crimson blood splatter on it)
Leonard: I'll even use the same tool for the job
(Leonard sizes up and chucks the steel chair accurately lawn darts it through the windshield and runs off)
Leonard: All or Nothing see you there Ruckus, you sorry son of a b*t*h
(The Set winces in agony and a furious Ruckus angrily stares at the t**an tron as the show ends)
Episode: 436
Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
Cold Open: THE SET pulls up in a white limousine to the parking lot. The door opens releasing a cloud of blunt smoke from XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus, followed by Myron Reed, XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera then XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome steps out last with two strippers on each arm with one holding his t**le. They walk like G;s through the parking lot area into the backstage curtain and make the entrance into the ring: This is The Set in full force tonight on Friday Nights
(Friday Night Pyro Intro)
Opening Segment: THE SET: Jake Awesome: "Dear condolences to All Man Mike Mondo and The All Woman Tenille Dashwood :) "
Jordan: "On The Gang, On The Team, On The Squad, On God, On THE SET..(Leonard McGraw music blares to interrupt)
Leonard: "I see Ruckus standing there in the background. World Champion is standing behind the Mid Card Sasquatch and The Tag Team Jabron's. Now as much as I'd love to come down there and slap the p*ss out of each and every member of The Set. I got some business to take care of tonight with 911 Brian Lee. Ruckus, I'm coming for you, Look at me when I'm talkin' boy....You got two days. You got forty-eight hours until you walk into the squared circle with me for one whole hour. Bring your working boots son. Let me tell you something, This sunday it's All or Nothing and in sixty minutes I'm going to single handedly stomp a mudhole in your manlet a** and that's a promise. - McGraw exits (Ruckus stares him down from the ring)
ALL OR NOTHING 2020 ad
- Golden Bryce enters
- Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam
1 on 1
M1: Garrett Thompson (w/ Ethan Bedlam) def. Golden Bryce
Nick Simmonds: "Impressive as Garrett Thompson picks up his 5th straight victory in a row, Great momentum for the Englishmen going into Case Your Luck This Sunday @ All or Nothing 2020 and wow is that match stacked! It's gonna be Golden Bryce vs Garrett Thompson vs Simon Gotch vs Romeo Roselli vs Jake Awesome & Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare vs Champagne Clausen and the winner will earn a briefcase item that grants them a World Heavyweight T**le match at any time of their choosing for a calendar year"
- "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon
- Champagne Clausen enters
1 on 1
M2: Champagne Clausen def. Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)
Champagne: "2020 began as MY year, I'm gonna win that briefcase and I will be your world champion. Again."
Vignette: El Demonio is coming soon | All or Nothing 2020
- Joe Gacy enters and lagging behind him is a disinterested Audrey Carbine
Audrey: "I'm coming out to the ring for this match but not because you told me to just because it's what I want to do"
Gacy: "okay?"
- The Set enters Kotto Brazil and behind him is Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed and XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome
1 on 1
M3: Joe Gacy (w/ Audrey Carbine) def. Kotto Brazil (w/ Myron Reed, Siaka Lexoni, Jake Awesome & Chrissy Rivera)
(After the match Myron Reed goes to blindside Gacy but Audrey Carbine tramples Myron and grabs his arm threatening to lock in the Art of Ballistics arm bar but during her stalling The Set's Chrissy Rivera taps on Audrey's shoulder and after a lengthy stare down Audrey lets go of Myron's arm and The Set exits the ring walking backward up the ramp staring at The Death Machines. Who will capture the vacant XPWEW Tag Team T**les this Sunday @ All or Nothing?
Interview Segment: James Westerbeck: "Sunday, Golden Bryce you have the opportunity to become Mr. Case Your Luck and add yet another accolade to your long list of accomplishments in a short time here in XPWEW. Your thoughts?
Golden Bryce: "Thoughts? My thoughts are yeah I've accomplished a lot in my two years here but at what cost, I lost the two biggest matches of my career but every cloud has a silver lining and mine is Case Your Luck. I'm going to be the champion again. Whether it be Ruckus or Leonard McGraw. I'll be back"
*clap clap clap* - Garrett Thompson enters sarcastically "Bryce tonight you lost to me Haha, I'd focus on winning matches before speaking on the world t**le chalice. As far as I'm concerned it's a pipe dream. I've been a long time and it's high time that the world figured out just what I am capable of"
- 911 Brian Lee enters with Kiera Hogan
- Leonard McGraw enters
1 on 1
M4: Leonard McGraw def. 911 Brian Lee (w/ Kiera Hogan)
(After the match Ruckus hits the ring and ashes his blunt in the eye of Leonard McGraw temporarily blinded him, The Set then appears deep (Jake, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chrissy)
(Myron, Jake & Kotto Brazil hold Leonard McGraw in the middle of the ring as Ruckus grabs a steel chair after repeatedly smacking it on the canvas, Ruckus whams McGraw over the skull with the steel chair causing Leonard to gush with blood. The Set leaves the heap of mess that is McGraw in the ring but as The Set reaches the top of the ramp, A flat laid out McGraw lifts his head up covered in a crimson mask responds with a devilish smile as if to say "Is that all you got?")
- XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly and Lotus enter together
- Doxy Deity and Thunder Rosa enter together
Tag Team Match
M5: Doxy Deity & Thunder Rosa def. Lotus & Priscilla Kelly
The match results in Rosa and Doxy hitting a double Mexican Powerbomb on Priscilla for the 1-2-3 victory. Will Doxy defeat Priscilla by herself this Sunday to become a 2 time XPWEW Women's Champion?
- Romeo Roselli enters
- Jordan Oliver enters with THE SET (Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)
- Ruckus & Jake Awesome, Myron & Kotto Brazil join commentary however Siaka Lexoni isn't at the booth with a headset his Jimmy Hart style of yelling he might as well be.
1 on 1
M6: Romeo Roselli def. Jordan Oliver (w/ The Set)
The match results when Romeo and Jordan put on an absolute cla**ic face/heel catch-as-catch-can match ultimately when Romeo counters Jordan's patented "Clout Cutter" into a roll up pinfall for the swift 1-2-3 victory but as soon as the bell rings Ruckus, Jake, Myron & Kotto storm the ring and start clubbing Romeo with blows until on the t**an tron we see Leonard McGraw outside in the parking lot near The Set's limousine
Leonard: "You wanna gang up on me? You wanna gang up on Romeo well hell guys if you wanna pick on someone have the decency to pick on them like men and now cowards. Now SET DOWN and watch how I define "Eye for and Eye". I'm out here in the parking lot near you guys's limo, pretty fancy
(You see The Set in the ring cringing)
(Leonard McGraw holds up the very chair that Ruckus struck him with earlier in the night, you even see the crimson blood splatter on it)
Leonard: I'll even use the same tool for the job
(Leonard sizes up and chucks the steel chair accurately lawn darts it through the windshield and runs off)
Leonard: All or Nothing see you there Ruckus, you sorry son of a b*t*h
(The Set winces in agony and a furious Ruckus angrily stares at the t**an tron as the show ends)
