CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (July 17th, 2020) JAKE AWESOME SHAKES ALL MANS HALO
(Jake Awesome gifts The Set golden karat necklace pendants to Ruckus, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chrissy Rivera)
(both hands must be tied behind Jake's back)
XPWEW International Championship on the line
M1: Jake Awesome def. All Woman Tenille Dashwood
(Jake Awesome shakes the halo neck brace of the All Man and that segment was intense for 2020 television)
(Doxy Deity befriends ABA Women's Champion: Thunder Rosa)
M2: Romeo Roselli def. GG
M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Thunder Rosa) def. Lotus to become the number one contender for the winner of (c) Priscilla Kelly and Audrey Carbine for All Or Nothing 2020
(Vignette for ABA Champion: The Mexican Luchador: El Demonio is coming)
(20 Minute Submission Match Challenge)
XPWEW Women's Championship on the line
M4: Priscilla Kelly def. Death Machine Audrey Carbine
(Fellow Death Machine Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine engage in a slap-a-thon until they are mocked by Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil of THE SET)
XPWEW Juniorweight Championship
M5: Jordan Oliver (w/ Siaka Lexoni) vs Alveno La Flare ends in a tie when they both can' answer a 10 count from Referee Mike Chioda and thus it's a draw however Jordan Oliver is still the XPWEW Juniorweight Champion
Interview: Leonard: *spits in tobacco cup* "What kind of a STUPID question is that, What do you think my thoughts are James? I wanna win, Golden Bryce loses alot, Well I win a little bit more than I lose, I don't care what happens to Golden Bryce. If anything he needs to go away. All he's done for the last 9 months is p*ss and moan damn son maybe you was the one that was pregnant that whole time. God damn" *spits in tobacco cup...
Backstage: Troy Clausen speaking with Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam in his office
Garrett: Mr. Clausen, Me and Ethan have won 4 straight matches why aren't we involved in the tag team hunt?
Troy: I got a plan, You see on the 26th at ALL OR NOTHING it's gonna be an opportunity. Garrett you got 12% chance of winning the Case Your Luck briefcase. It's going to be Garrett Thompson vs Romeo Roselli vs Champagne Clausen vs Simon Gotch vs Jake Awesome vs Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare & The loser of Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce tonight, Those 8 people are going to compete for the Case Your Luck briefcase
Ethan Bedlam: Wait..what about me?
Troy: No no no Ethan...
Ethan Bedlam: Bedlam?..
Troy: Bed lump! Yeah Ethan Bed Lump I have a plan for you as well just uh keep watching the vignettes that air on Pyro and that'll be your hint.
Six Man Tag Team Match
M6: The Set (Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) def. Ethan Bedlam (w/ Garrett Thompson), Champagne Clausen & Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)
[The fall occurs when Myron Reed hits the Hot Fire on Ethan Bedlam for the 1-2-3
Ruckus post match and sweaty cuts a promo "I AM THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! Been the best since C-Z Dub and put that on THE SET!"
- Ruckus joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds. The Set sits around in desk chairs too so it's crowded around the booth (Jake, Jordan, Siaka, Myron, Kotto & Chrissy)
# 1 Contendership Match for Ruckus' XPWEW World T**le and will choose the stipulation at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 on July 26th, 2020
M7: Leonard McGraw def. Golden Bryce
After the match: Leonard McGraw grabs the mic "I've been thinking about what match I was gonna pick all damn week. So I heard you were the best in ring performer right? Your fast? Your quick? Your spry? Your sneaky? Your built to last? Your Duralast? Well you slick sum b*t*h, All y'all might wanna SET DOWN for this one. Because at ALL R NOTHING, that's a damn catchy name because you can't run and hide in this one. You versus Me. July 26th. Do you got what it takes to go Sixty Minutes? Well do ya? Do ya you yellow bellied sum b*t*h? Leonard McGraw versus Ruckus at All or Nothing in an Ironman match. I'll see you there you short prick. Show ends
(both hands must be tied behind Jake's back)
XPWEW International Championship on the line
M1: Jake Awesome def. All Woman Tenille Dashwood
(Jake Awesome shakes the halo neck brace of the All Man and that segment was intense for 2020 television)
(Doxy Deity befriends ABA Women's Champion: Thunder Rosa)
M2: Romeo Roselli def. GG
M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Thunder Rosa) def. Lotus to become the number one contender for the winner of (c) Priscilla Kelly and Audrey Carbine for All Or Nothing 2020
(Vignette for ABA Champion: The Mexican Luchador: El Demonio is coming)
(20 Minute Submission Match Challenge)
XPWEW Women's Championship on the line
M4: Priscilla Kelly def. Death Machine Audrey Carbine
(Fellow Death Machine Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine engage in a slap-a-thon until they are mocked by Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil of THE SET)
XPWEW Juniorweight Championship
M5: Jordan Oliver (w/ Siaka Lexoni) vs Alveno La Flare ends in a tie when they both can' answer a 10 count from Referee Mike Chioda and thus it's a draw however Jordan Oliver is still the XPWEW Juniorweight Champion
Interview: Leonard: *spits in tobacco cup* "What kind of a STUPID question is that, What do you think my thoughts are James? I wanna win, Golden Bryce loses alot, Well I win a little bit more than I lose, I don't care what happens to Golden Bryce. If anything he needs to go away. All he's done for the last 9 months is p*ss and moan damn son maybe you was the one that was pregnant that whole time. God damn" *spits in tobacco cup...
Backstage: Troy Clausen speaking with Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam in his office
Garrett: Mr. Clausen, Me and Ethan have won 4 straight matches why aren't we involved in the tag team hunt?
Troy: I got a plan, You see on the 26th at ALL OR NOTHING it's gonna be an opportunity. Garrett you got 12% chance of winning the Case Your Luck briefcase. It's going to be Garrett Thompson vs Romeo Roselli vs Champagne Clausen vs Simon Gotch vs Jake Awesome vs Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare & The loser of Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce tonight, Those 8 people are going to compete for the Case Your Luck briefcase
Ethan Bedlam: Wait..what about me?
Troy: No no no Ethan...
Ethan Bedlam: Bedlam?..
Troy: Bed lump! Yeah Ethan Bed Lump I have a plan for you as well just uh keep watching the vignettes that air on Pyro and that'll be your hint.
Six Man Tag Team Match
M6: The Set (Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) def. Ethan Bedlam (w/ Garrett Thompson), Champagne Clausen & Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)
[The fall occurs when Myron Reed hits the Hot Fire on Ethan Bedlam for the 1-2-3
Ruckus post match and sweaty cuts a promo "I AM THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! Been the best since C-Z Dub and put that on THE SET!"
- Ruckus joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds. The Set sits around in desk chairs too so it's crowded around the booth (Jake, Jordan, Siaka, Myron, Kotto & Chrissy)
# 1 Contendership Match for Ruckus' XPWEW World T**le and will choose the stipulation at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 on July 26th, 2020
M7: Leonard McGraw def. Golden Bryce
After the match: Leonard McGraw grabs the mic "I've been thinking about what match I was gonna pick all damn week. So I heard you were the best in ring performer right? Your fast? Your quick? Your spry? Your sneaky? Your built to last? Your Duralast? Well you slick sum b*t*h, All y'all might wanna SET DOWN for this one. Because at ALL R NOTHING, that's a damn catchy name because you can't run and hide in this one. You versus Me. July 26th. Do you got what it takes to go Sixty Minutes? Well do ya? Do ya you yellow bellied sum b*t*h? Leonard McGraw versus Ruckus at All or Nothing in an Ironman match. I'll see you there you short prick. Show ends
