CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (January 29th, 2021)
Date: Friday January 29th, 2021
Location: The Barracks - Los Angeles, California
Episode: 463
Channel: VICE Network 10PM/7PM
*Pyro Opening Montage*
- The Set enters with all members (Ruckus, Jake, Siaka, Myron, Jordan, Chrissy and Kotto)
Jake Awesome: In just 48 hours, Kotto Brazil will become the NEW XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion. Myron lost at FATALITY. Ok, road bump. Jordan lost his 511 day t**le reign to Masato Tanaka, another road bump but he's going to rectify that This Sunday. When he gets his rematch clause. And even Ruckus, a man who won the Rumble, then went onto win that very t**le at Lockdown 7 in the diamond city even he hit a road bump when him and Lex, lost to those lite bright jobbers and listen they'll get that win back Sunday, but I am calling you the chosen one.
Kotto: Jake, that uh, that means alot. I mean we've been getting along so well, so much in fact that we even went out on your lake in Tampa and filmed this little ditty right here, roll the footage
Jake: Just play it!
This music video involves all members of The Set doing tasks like driving jet skis on Jake's lakefront mansion (watch the real video to capture the imagery)
- in the song that noticeably diss Leonard McGraw, Champagne Clausen and Golden Bryce
Ruckus: That was hot! That was hot!
Siaka: The edit on that came out really good
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- Champagne Clausen enters
- Romeo Roselli enters with Tenille Dashwood
- The Vaudevillains enter
- Romeo and Tenille join commentary with Nick Simmonds and Kaitlyn Khaos and here we learn that they will announce the All Man's return to Pyro, but you gotta tune into the pay-per-view this sunday to find out what happens!
Singles Match
M1: Champagne Clausen def. Aiden English (w/ Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon)
After the match: Simon Gotch attempts to choke out Romeo but Champagne makes the save and both teams separate and we discover that the team of Simon Gotch and Aiden English alongside Mandy Leon will go 3 on 3 with the Trio of Romeo Roselli, Champagne Clausen & Tenille Dashwood
- Bea Priestley & Jamie Hayter enter with Kiera Hogan
- Trish Adora enters with Lola Starr
Tag Team Match
M2: Bea Priestley & Jamie Hayter (w/ Kiera Hogan) def. Lola Starr & 'Afro Punk' Trish Adora
After the match Kiera gets a cheap shot on Trish with a mule kick to the back of her head. Looked stiff. Well Trish gets a chance with Kiera 1 on 1 this Sunday
Backstage: General Manager Teddy Long is speaking with Golden Bryce. Bryce says he wants Alveno to be civil but he's got some dirty laundry to air tonight, Alveno needs this for his mental health. Teddy allows it to take place here tonight.
- 3M3 enters
- Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam enter
Tag Team Match
M3: 3M3 def. Ethan Bedlam & Garrett Thompson
after the match: Ruckus, Lexoni, Myron, Jordan and Chrissy Rivera do a brutal beatdown culminating when Myron puts handcuffs on both 3M Ultra and 3M Quintillo when a conchairto drive-by dropkick annihilates both members of 3M3
Backstage: Death Machine Audrey Carbine is speaking into a broken gla** mirror and suddenly her eyes turn white and she starts speaking in tongues. Until her tag partner Joe Gacy walks in the room and asks if she is ok. She says she's fine and they leave the room and you see a zoom in of the bible that was used when she "Summoned the Spirit"... Eerie scene
In ring segment: Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare. Bryce spills all the family secrets and airs all the dirty laundry. He calls Alveno jealous and secretly Alveno has always been jealous of him
Alveno says Bryce was always obsessed with 1 upping him, he stole all his girlfriends in high school, had to have better grades, had to have a nicer car, calls Bryce a sell out, Bryce responds saying he always had to pull Alveno out of jams "What about when you were knee deep in student debt". What about when you crashed your Mom's car, What about when you spent a night in jail, who bailed you out! My whole life I've always had to show you the way and now I'm doing it again. Congratulations you made it here, but I'm gonna show our family again and I'm gonna show in this ring what always happened. Sunday you gotta learn how to stand 10 toes down and for once on your own feet. Alveno slaps Bryce. Bryce just eats it and doesn't retaliate ie: Teddy Long specifically instructed to Bryce earlier tonight that he wants absolutely no physicality. Alveno leaves the ring shrugging his shoulders
- Dragon Kid enters
- Kotto Brazil enters
Singles Match
M4: Kotto Brazil (w/ The Set) def. Dragon Kid
After the match XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw comes out and is unusually calm. The entire Set at ringside are on guard thinking at any moment Leonard is going to initiate war. A great moment when The Set has Leonard surrounded and Leonard looks at them all surrounding him and with a stiff smile, Kotto with his lip quivering. Leonard extends his hand and says calmly "May The Best Man Win" - Kotto shakes his hand and then Leonard decks Kotto and then Leonard single-handedly takes out Jake, then Ruckus, then Myron and Jordan, then spears a flying Lexoni who just springboarded off the ropes and Leonard stands tall as the show ends with McGraw just taking down all the members of The Set
Location: The Barracks - Los Angeles, California
Episode: 463
Channel: VICE Network 10PM/7PM
*Pyro Opening Montage*
- The Set enters with all members (Ruckus, Jake, Siaka, Myron, Jordan, Chrissy and Kotto)
Jake Awesome: In just 48 hours, Kotto Brazil will become the NEW XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion. Myron lost at FATALITY. Ok, road bump. Jordan lost his 511 day t**le reign to Masato Tanaka, another road bump but he's going to rectify that This Sunday. When he gets his rematch clause. And even Ruckus, a man who won the Rumble, then went onto win that very t**le at Lockdown 7 in the diamond city even he hit a road bump when him and Lex, lost to those lite bright jobbers and listen they'll get that win back Sunday, but I am calling you the chosen one.
Kotto: Jake, that uh, that means alot. I mean we've been getting along so well, so much in fact that we even went out on your lake in Tampa and filmed this little ditty right here, roll the footage
Jake: Just play it!
This music video involves all members of The Set doing tasks like driving jet skis on Jake's lakefront mansion (watch the real video to capture the imagery)
- in the song that noticeably diss Leonard McGraw, Champagne Clausen and Golden Bryce
Ruckus: That was hot! That was hot!
Siaka: The edit on that came out really good
ad: XPWEW Guilty As Charged 2021 this Sunday only on FITE TV! Order now!
- Champagne Clausen enters
- Romeo Roselli enters with Tenille Dashwood
- The Vaudevillains enter
- Romeo and Tenille join commentary with Nick Simmonds and Kaitlyn Khaos and here we learn that they will announce the All Man's return to Pyro, but you gotta tune into the pay-per-view this sunday to find out what happens!
Singles Match
M1: Champagne Clausen def. Aiden English (w/ Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon)
After the match: Simon Gotch attempts to choke out Romeo but Champagne makes the save and both teams separate and we discover that the team of Simon Gotch and Aiden English alongside Mandy Leon will go 3 on 3 with the Trio of Romeo Roselli, Champagne Clausen & Tenille Dashwood
- Bea Priestley & Jamie Hayter enter with Kiera Hogan
- Trish Adora enters with Lola Starr
Tag Team Match
M2: Bea Priestley & Jamie Hayter (w/ Kiera Hogan) def. Lola Starr & 'Afro Punk' Trish Adora
After the match Kiera gets a cheap shot on Trish with a mule kick to the back of her head. Looked stiff. Well Trish gets a chance with Kiera 1 on 1 this Sunday
Backstage: General Manager Teddy Long is speaking with Golden Bryce. Bryce says he wants Alveno to be civil but he's got some dirty laundry to air tonight, Alveno needs this for his mental health. Teddy allows it to take place here tonight.
- 3M3 enters
- Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam enter
Tag Team Match
M3: 3M3 def. Ethan Bedlam & Garrett Thompson
after the match: Ruckus, Lexoni, Myron, Jordan and Chrissy Rivera do a brutal beatdown culminating when Myron puts handcuffs on both 3M Ultra and 3M Quintillo when a conchairto drive-by dropkick annihilates both members of 3M3
Backstage: Death Machine Audrey Carbine is speaking into a broken gla** mirror and suddenly her eyes turn white and she starts speaking in tongues. Until her tag partner Joe Gacy walks in the room and asks if she is ok. She says she's fine and they leave the room and you see a zoom in of the bible that was used when she "Summoned the Spirit"... Eerie scene
In ring segment: Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare. Bryce spills all the family secrets and airs all the dirty laundry. He calls Alveno jealous and secretly Alveno has always been jealous of him
Alveno says Bryce was always obsessed with 1 upping him, he stole all his girlfriends in high school, had to have better grades, had to have a nicer car, calls Bryce a sell out, Bryce responds saying he always had to pull Alveno out of jams "What about when you were knee deep in student debt". What about when you crashed your Mom's car, What about when you spent a night in jail, who bailed you out! My whole life I've always had to show you the way and now I'm doing it again. Congratulations you made it here, but I'm gonna show our family again and I'm gonna show in this ring what always happened. Sunday you gotta learn how to stand 10 toes down and for once on your own feet. Alveno slaps Bryce. Bryce just eats it and doesn't retaliate ie: Teddy Long specifically instructed to Bryce earlier tonight that he wants absolutely no physicality. Alveno leaves the ring shrugging his shoulders
- Dragon Kid enters
- Kotto Brazil enters
Singles Match
M4: Kotto Brazil (w/ The Set) def. Dragon Kid
After the match XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw comes out and is unusually calm. The entire Set at ringside are on guard thinking at any moment Leonard is going to initiate war. A great moment when The Set has Leonard surrounded and Leonard looks at them all surrounding him and with a stiff smile, Kotto with his lip quivering. Leonard extends his hand and says calmly "May The Best Man Win" - Kotto shakes his hand and then Leonard decks Kotto and then Leonard single-handedly takes out Jake, then Ruckus, then Myron and Jordan, then spears a flying Lexoni who just springboarded off the ropes and Leonard stands tall as the show ends with McGraw just taking down all the members of The Set
