CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (January 17th, 2020)
Cold Open: Chris Johnson shooken up, serious in his tone and a tad emotional. Chris Johnson says no proof or charges have been placed upon him. Yes I did a despicable act by involving you but at the same time Hazel. You were lost in translation, at a young age with a opioid addicted father. If anything I tried to help you. And I’ve had to walk around living my life and people walk up to me and call me names. Pedophile. Child molester. And you dance like a puppet on a string don’t you. You have everybody fooled and I do not buy it. Where the proof at, Where the proof at, where it at, where it at, where it at! Where the proof at! Where the proof at! Where is at ? Where it at? Where it at? - CJ appears via satellite to address Lotus and Yes he will accept her challenge at Guilty As Charged. This Sunday. “They are calling it non sanctioned but I’m calling fighting for my 15 year career that I. Worked my a** off for. I will not be revered and revoked of my accomplishments because you are a bold faced liar. - Chris yanks the microphone from his shirt and walks off camera
XPWEW Pyro Intro Theme Song: Shinners13 by City Morgue
M1: XPWEW International T**le (on the line) Golden Bryce defends successfully over Garrett Thompson
After the match: Rosemary and Slayer are on the Ferris wheel (by the way, yeah this Pyro is taking place at a State Fair) Rosemary cuts a whimsical promo “just like the pins on the wheel, just like the sands through time, Golden Bryce, even gold..can melt Hahahahahaha”
Golden Bryce walks over to the Ferris Wheel through the crowd and gets the carney to stop the ride, Bryce steps inside the cart and him and Slayer brawl inside the Ferris wheel for one full rotation
Dr. Disrespect/ Golden Bryce Twitch commercial
Pre recorded promo: Jordan Oliver hyped up his boys, the newest signees of XPWEW Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil. He speaks of their history in MLW as “Injustice” Ruckus, Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera approach Ruckus: I’ve seen y’all n***as, yall hot right now, young spitters haha. Myron and Kotto laugh with Ruckus Ruckus: But respect is earned, around here. So I don’t know J, get these n***as to play Rock. Paper. Scissors or something cause I want this n***a right here. Kotto. Shimmy Shimmy Kotto Puff over here. Kotto: You a veteran and I respect the game. I’ll see you next week Ruckus: N***a I’m joking, sh*t. I don’t wanna fight you or you. I want the gold matter of fact, I want all the gold and I know you n***as capable of doing so Myron: that’s rite that’s rite boss Ruckus: I watched MLW, I know y’all have what it takes to be tag team champs that’s why Sunday we’re gonna peep this Plagueground, McGraw Kid sh*t. And y’all taking the belts, J gonna beat that b*t*h 3M. And I’m gonna chase the big bag. Cause this time next month, I’m making my ends. Now are you with me (Jordan smiles “I mean sh*t!” Myron looks at Kotto they dap Ruckus and Lexoni Ruckus: This, this right here. Me you you you her you. This sh*t right here n***a The Set. Now all we got is our balls and our word. And The Set don’t break for nobody. (All in agreement walk off)
Guilty As Charged: GG vs Champagne hype promo
In ring segment: Champagne Clausen reveals his world t**le defense against GG, This Sunday will be contested in a “Clausen Cleaver” match. He explains the rules
The ring will be split into 2 vertical sides
The left side GG can only score a pin or submission in
The right side Champagne can only score a pin or submission in Champagne also says were in a State Fair right now, in Utah and it smells like sh*t in here. This is ridiculous what management does lately.
GG with Amy Lee (girlfriend & women’s champion) GG asks Clausen Cleaver? Half the ring? Wouldn’t you pick a match that gives you an advantage.
Champagne: Well, GG c’mon. You aren’t worthy of that to be honest. I don’t need some ridiculous stipulation to beat someone like you.
It’s Legal In Utah Match GG defeats All Man in a funny match
carney gets involved
They fight on carnival rides
They fight through the carnival games
Mustard and Ketchup fight all that carney stuff. 10/10 fun match
GG gets the win going into the ppv
M3: Kiera Hogan defeats Audrey Carbine by a roll up
Interview: James Westerbeck interviews Doxy who’s confident that she’ll regain her t**le this Sunday
M4: Tag Team Match Joe Gacy & Brian Lee w/ Brodie Croyle defeat 3M Ultra & Dragon Kid w/ Leonard McGraw & Ms. Ryu at ringside
Leonard McGraw had an obnoxious arm cast on the whole match at ringside. Following Gacy and Crolye’s attack on him with the steel steps last week. Turns out that was a big joke, Leonard pulls the cast off and starts beating Plagueground with it
The newly formed “The Set” jump 3M Ultra already worn out from competing in the previous match. He’ll get revenge Sunday night as he challenges Jordan Oliver for the XPWEW Juniorweight T**le
Jacques enters to a big pop
Champagne enters debuting a “weight belt” and a sound bite during his entrance simile to the Hollywood Hogan NWO sound byte “The biggest icon in sports today” Lol weird east egg of self absorbed Champagne
It’s main event time M5: Champagne Clausen defeats Jacques
Champagne wins clean and holds the t**le and weight belt up high as the show closes
XPWEW Pyro Intro Theme Song: Shinners13 by City Morgue
M1: XPWEW International T**le (on the line) Golden Bryce defends successfully over Garrett Thompson
After the match: Rosemary and Slayer are on the Ferris wheel (by the way, yeah this Pyro is taking place at a State Fair) Rosemary cuts a whimsical promo “just like the pins on the wheel, just like the sands through time, Golden Bryce, even gold..can melt Hahahahahaha”
Golden Bryce walks over to the Ferris Wheel through the crowd and gets the carney to stop the ride, Bryce steps inside the cart and him and Slayer brawl inside the Ferris wheel for one full rotation
Dr. Disrespect/ Golden Bryce Twitch commercial
Pre recorded promo: Jordan Oliver hyped up his boys, the newest signees of XPWEW Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil. He speaks of their history in MLW as “Injustice” Ruckus, Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera approach Ruckus: I’ve seen y’all n***as, yall hot right now, young spitters haha. Myron and Kotto laugh with Ruckus Ruckus: But respect is earned, around here. So I don’t know J, get these n***as to play Rock. Paper. Scissors or something cause I want this n***a right here. Kotto. Shimmy Shimmy Kotto Puff over here. Kotto: You a veteran and I respect the game. I’ll see you next week Ruckus: N***a I’m joking, sh*t. I don’t wanna fight you or you. I want the gold matter of fact, I want all the gold and I know you n***as capable of doing so Myron: that’s rite that’s rite boss Ruckus: I watched MLW, I know y’all have what it takes to be tag team champs that’s why Sunday we’re gonna peep this Plagueground, McGraw Kid sh*t. And y’all taking the belts, J gonna beat that b*t*h 3M. And I’m gonna chase the big bag. Cause this time next month, I’m making my ends. Now are you with me (Jordan smiles “I mean sh*t!” Myron looks at Kotto they dap Ruckus and Lexoni Ruckus: This, this right here. Me you you you her you. This sh*t right here n***a The Set. Now all we got is our balls and our word. And The Set don’t break for nobody. (All in agreement walk off)
Guilty As Charged: GG vs Champagne hype promo
In ring segment: Champagne Clausen reveals his world t**le defense against GG, This Sunday will be contested in a “Clausen Cleaver” match. He explains the rules
The ring will be split into 2 vertical sides
The left side GG can only score a pin or submission in
The right side Champagne can only score a pin or submission in Champagne also says were in a State Fair right now, in Utah and it smells like sh*t in here. This is ridiculous what management does lately.
GG with Amy Lee (girlfriend & women’s champion) GG asks Clausen Cleaver? Half the ring? Wouldn’t you pick a match that gives you an advantage.
Champagne: Well, GG c’mon. You aren’t worthy of that to be honest. I don’t need some ridiculous stipulation to beat someone like you.
It’s Legal In Utah Match GG defeats All Man in a funny match
carney gets involved
They fight on carnival rides
They fight through the carnival games
Mustard and Ketchup fight all that carney stuff. 10/10 fun match
GG gets the win going into the ppv
M3: Kiera Hogan defeats Audrey Carbine by a roll up
Interview: James Westerbeck interviews Doxy who’s confident that she’ll regain her t**le this Sunday
M4: Tag Team Match Joe Gacy & Brian Lee w/ Brodie Croyle defeat 3M Ultra & Dragon Kid w/ Leonard McGraw & Ms. Ryu at ringside
Leonard McGraw had an obnoxious arm cast on the whole match at ringside. Following Gacy and Crolye’s attack on him with the steel steps last week. Turns out that was a big joke, Leonard pulls the cast off and starts beating Plagueground with it
The newly formed “The Set” jump 3M Ultra already worn out from competing in the previous match. He’ll get revenge Sunday night as he challenges Jordan Oliver for the XPWEW Juniorweight T**le
Jacques enters to a big pop
Champagne enters debuting a “weight belt” and a sound bite during his entrance simile to the Hollywood Hogan NWO sound byte “The biggest icon in sports today” Lol weird east egg of self absorbed Champagne
It’s main event time M5: Champagne Clausen defeats Jacques
Champagne wins clean and holds the t**le and weight belt up high as the show closes
