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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (January 15th, 2021)
Date: Friday January 15th, 2021
Location: Los Angeles, CA in The Barracks
Episode: 461
Channel: VICE Network @ 10PM EST / 7PM Pacific Time
*Pyro Opening Theme Montage*
- "The NEW Chosen One" Kotto Brazil enters with THE SET (Jake Awesome, Myron Reed & Chrissy Rivera)
Kotto: The component of The Set is now 'The Chosen One' and Leonard you said last week that you're going to make me famous?? Nah fam that's not how this works. You see in just 16 days, I am going to do something that those who doubt feel as if The Set can't do. I'm going to become the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion at Guilty as Charged whеn I defeat Leonard McGraw.
(Kotto hands thе microphone to The Gatekeeper Jake Awesome)
- General Manager Theodore Long enters (interrupting Jake Awesome just before he held the mic to his lips, Jake is fuming)
Theodore Long: Holla Holla Holla, Now The Set I have--
Jake: You interrupted me
Theodore Long: Oh did I playa, well I guess you must've not got the memo, I'm the new general manager of Friday Night Pyro playa!
Jake: No, no, no I don't care who you are. I'm Jake Awesome and when I speak I do not get shutdown, Teddy!
Theodore: Well first off playa, the name is Theodore and second off as the GM I can do whatever the hell I wanna do playa, you feel me -
(Jake purses his lips)
Myron Reed: We know you got the keys to the city Teddy, you know you wanna join The Set. You can manage another 'Reed' c'mon, just like the old days. The GOOD Teddy Long
Theodore Long: Myron Reed? Correct? Just for that one playa tonight you will go 1 on 1 with Leonard McGraw!!! And as for you Kotto Brazil YOU WILL be challenging for the world t**le at the Guilty As Charged pay-per-view in 2 weeks but tonight I got a special matchup set-up for you tonight playa, and Jake Awesome you might even recognize him! Holla Holla (Teddy strides up the ramp)
Kotto: Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring everybody you know! Hell, bring everybody you got!
(The Set gather themselves as they saunter up the ramp in unison)
- We are now welcomed to the program by our commentary team of Nick Simmonds & Kaitlyn Khaos who tell us tonight, Jordan Oliver will defend the XPWEW Juniorweight Championship t**le against Masato Tanaka, Jordan vowed to end Tanaka's career tonight after their foul mouthed war of words last week during our video chat segment. Also tonight we got Siaka Lexoni taking on M3 Quintillo in what is being called a 'Fight to a Finish' to ensure another 3M3 fluke over The Set doesn't occur..Interesting stuff brewing huh Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn: Well Nick I'm personally interested in who Kotto Brazil's opponent will be tonight because supposedly someone Jake Awesome knows? Myron Reed takes on The World Champion Leonard McGraw, Also after Golden Bryce lost the tag team t**les last week we expect a confrontation between he and his cousin Alveno tonight, also a special announcement from the New tag team champs The Briscoes!
- Jamie Hayter & Bea Priestley enters
- Kiera Hogan & 'Afro Punk' Trish Adora enters
Tag Team Match
M1: Jamie Hayter & Bea Priestley def. Trish Adora & Kiera Hogan
(when Kiera turns on her tag partner during the match and joins up with Bea & Jamie. Kiera Hogan was in cahoots with these Stardom girls the whole time, what is next for Kiera, Bea and Jamie?)
Backstage Interview: Larry Legend is joined with the newly crowned XPWEW Tag Team Champions Mark and Jay Briscoe 'The Briscoe Brothers'
Jay: We leave no prisoners as far as we go Friday Night Pyro is our playground
Mark: And we gon' eat it up and pick at the bones
Jay: The Briscoe Brothers open challenge invitational begins next week
Mark: Don't miss it!
- Siaka Lexoni enters with Ruckus & Chrissy Rivera of 'The Set'
- M3 Quintillo enters with 3M Ultra who are hyping M3 up just trying to get into this, they have a 3 win streak as a team but M3 has NEVER in his pro wrestling career won a singles match
'Fight to a Finish' (No DQ and No Count Outs)
Singles Match
M2: Siaka Lexoni (w/ Ruckus/Chriss) def. M3 Quintillo (w/ 3M Ultra)
(great match where early on Siaka just dominated with slow methodical pace, then M3 hit a few hope spots but Siaka cut the babyface off with a bankroll for the 1-2-3)
Post-Match Interview - Siaka: (looking at 3M3) Next week 3M it's gonna be you and Ruckus but Ruckus has a different idea
Ruckus: 3M Ultra haha! It's gonna be a Casket Match hahahaha (Siaka and Ruckus hit the Teddy Long dance)
Backstage: Jake Awesome tells Myron to leave the room and he has a one on one conversation with Kotto Brazil
Jake: I don't know who Teddy Long has made your opponent tonight, Tanaka is booked, Maybe it's Venom? I don't know how Teddy Long could pull those strings with Marvel, I dunno maybe Dragonslayer comes back, Listen I don't know but you HAVE to beat whoever he puts in front of you tonight, because this is your golden opportunity on the 31st to become the world champion. The ball is in your court Kotto
(Jake leaves the room) (Kotto sitting in the room alone, takes a deep breath and starts putting on his kickpads)
ad: XPWEW Guilty As Charged 2021 on pay-per-view only on FITE tv
(Backstage Corridor)
(Teddy Long strides up to a happy Siaka Lexoni and Ruckus)
Siaka: Teddy, I got my win back brother, I got my win back fam what's goody!
Teddy: Ruckus, Casket match? You make the matches around here playa?
Ruckus: Yeah I do, I do Teddy, I've been around this locker room alot longer than you so what are you gonna do about it Teddy, what are you gonna do tell me no, tell the best pound for pound wrestler in YOUR locker room No
Teddy: Fine, Clyde. You wanna have a casket match you do just that playa, but next time you wanna play match maker, you gotta refer to me first you feel me
Siaka: Clyde?!?!?!
(Ruckus shakes Teddy's hand and walks off)
- Masato Tanaka enters
- XPWEW Juniorweight Champion of 516 days Jordan Oliver
XPWEW Juniorweight Championship T**le (on the line)
Singles Match
M3: Masato Tanaka def. Jordan Oliver (c) - - - - - WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!
- Tanaka hits the Danganbomb on Jordan for the clean 1-2-3
(Jordan is throwing a fit in the ring claiming he kicked out)
- Jake Awesome and Kotto Brazil enter
Tanaka (ringside) - Tanaka: You (Jordan) are not gonna end my career. You (Jake at the ramp) are not gonna tell me what to do.
(Kotto tries to get in Tanaka's face and Jake puts his arm out and tells Kotto "let it go" as Tanaka saunters up the ramp after breaking Jordan Oliver's 516 day streak as Juniorweight Champion. Jordan gets a death stare from Jake, and him and Kotto just march forth as Jordan holds his neck walking back behind the curtain.
- Kotto Brazil enters with Jake Awesome and they join commentary with Nick Simmonds and Kaitlyn Khaos
- Myron Reed enters
- XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw enters
Singles Match
M4: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Myron Reed
Locker Room Area
(Alveno La Flare with his hoodie done up over his head listening to his headphones)
When Golden Bryce walks into the room he leaves. Bryce shakes his head, then catches up to him.
Bryce: Clearly you got something to say, then say it. SAY IT!
(Locker room quiets down. Do something about it)
Alveno turns around, gets a running go and tackles Golden Bryce and there is a brawl that leaks into the locker room bathroom and the XPWEW locker room has to separate the two, within the wreckage Teddy Long settles Alveno and Bryce down long enough. At Guilty As Charged it's gonna be Golden Bryce versus Alveno La Flare and on ppv you two can take out these frustrations. Fair - Alveno walks away, Bryce wipes the blood off his lip
In ring segment this is the third installment of DEITY READINGS with Doxy Deity and this time we are joined with Death Machine Audrey Carbine
When Doxy is about to draw the first card for Audrey Carbine we see another biblical scripture image on the t**an tron screen.
20:17 "I don't speak through Mediums, How much of my sight only arouses my anger"
Lotus enters
Lotus: 'sorcery' 'divine' 'dignity' Audrey Carbine I do not need cards and fabricated imagery to decide what my near fate is. I live in the moment
Doxy: Hey hey hey, My tarot is not a crutch for spirituality. Okay Champagne had dad issues and the cards confirmed it, Okay All Man is a simp in recovery and the cards proved it
Audrey: Both of you shut up, just shut up Lotus, is this your set-up, your games? You and me at Guilty As Charged
Lotus: He speaks through me and you are Guilty, because he is the jury, the judge and the executioner.
Singles Match
M5: Romeo Roselli (w/ Tenille Dashwood) def. GG in a squash match
After the match: Tenille Dashwood hands Romeo Roselli his briefcase and he nails it over GG's head.
*Tony Khan has paid for the following message*
Tony Khan says that an AEW tag team heard The Briscoe Brothers open challenge loud and clear and FTR Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood want to challenge the XPWEW Tag Team Champions The Briscoe Brothers in an exhibition tag team match at the XPWEW Guilty As Charged pay-per-view) what a moment in pro wrestling, internet rumors start to swirl is a XPWEW vs AEW partnership happening. No it's just a fun little thing to do. XPWEW is not doing any more extended work with AEW
- 'The New Chosen One' Kotto Brazil enters with Jake Awesome
- Teddy Long enters and introduces Kotto Brazil's opponent: 2 Cold Scorpio
Gif moment of Jake Awesome in disbelief
Main Event
Singles Match
M6: Kotto Brazil (w/ Jake Awesome) def. 2 Cold Scorpio
Such a fun match because Scorpio can't quite do the 450 but he can still hit sentons and a moonsault, fun back and forth match ultimately the final spot occurs when 2 Cold Scorpio scales to the top rope to hit a moonsault and Kotto is able to move out of the way, get back up to his feet and hit a curbstomp of Scorpio for the 1-2-3 and Kotto Brazil picks up the win in a fun match. This gives Kotto some good momentum going into Guilty As Charged. As Kotto is walking backwards up the ramp, Leonard hits Kotto with a Thesz press and hammers down on the #1 contender, Jake yanks him off Kotto, then Leonard and Jake start exchanging blows back and forth until the show goes off the air
XPWEW 2021 TM
Location: Los Angeles, CA in The Barracks
Episode: 461
Channel: VICE Network @ 10PM EST / 7PM Pacific Time
*Pyro Opening Theme Montage*
- "The NEW Chosen One" Kotto Brazil enters with THE SET (Jake Awesome, Myron Reed & Chrissy Rivera)
Kotto: The component of The Set is now 'The Chosen One' and Leonard you said last week that you're going to make me famous?? Nah fam that's not how this works. You see in just 16 days, I am going to do something that those who doubt feel as if The Set can't do. I'm going to become the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion at Guilty as Charged whеn I defeat Leonard McGraw.
(Kotto hands thе microphone to The Gatekeeper Jake Awesome)
- General Manager Theodore Long enters (interrupting Jake Awesome just before he held the mic to his lips, Jake is fuming)
Theodore Long: Holla Holla Holla, Now The Set I have--
Jake: You interrupted me
Theodore Long: Oh did I playa, well I guess you must've not got the memo, I'm the new general manager of Friday Night Pyro playa!
Jake: No, no, no I don't care who you are. I'm Jake Awesome and when I speak I do not get shutdown, Teddy!
Theodore: Well first off playa, the name is Theodore and second off as the GM I can do whatever the hell I wanna do playa, you feel me -
(Jake purses his lips)
Myron Reed: We know you got the keys to the city Teddy, you know you wanna join The Set. You can manage another 'Reed' c'mon, just like the old days. The GOOD Teddy Long
Theodore Long: Myron Reed? Correct? Just for that one playa tonight you will go 1 on 1 with Leonard McGraw!!! And as for you Kotto Brazil YOU WILL be challenging for the world t**le at the Guilty As Charged pay-per-view in 2 weeks but tonight I got a special matchup set-up for you tonight playa, and Jake Awesome you might even recognize him! Holla Holla (Teddy strides up the ramp)
Kotto: Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring everybody you know! Hell, bring everybody you got!
(The Set gather themselves as they saunter up the ramp in unison)
- We are now welcomed to the program by our commentary team of Nick Simmonds & Kaitlyn Khaos who tell us tonight, Jordan Oliver will defend the XPWEW Juniorweight Championship t**le against Masato Tanaka, Jordan vowed to end Tanaka's career tonight after their foul mouthed war of words last week during our video chat segment. Also tonight we got Siaka Lexoni taking on M3 Quintillo in what is being called a 'Fight to a Finish' to ensure another 3M3 fluke over The Set doesn't occur..Interesting stuff brewing huh Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn: Well Nick I'm personally interested in who Kotto Brazil's opponent will be tonight because supposedly someone Jake Awesome knows? Myron Reed takes on The World Champion Leonard McGraw, Also after Golden Bryce lost the tag team t**les last week we expect a confrontation between he and his cousin Alveno tonight, also a special announcement from the New tag team champs The Briscoes!
- Jamie Hayter & Bea Priestley enters
- Kiera Hogan & 'Afro Punk' Trish Adora enters
Tag Team Match
M1: Jamie Hayter & Bea Priestley def. Trish Adora & Kiera Hogan
(when Kiera turns on her tag partner during the match and joins up with Bea & Jamie. Kiera Hogan was in cahoots with these Stardom girls the whole time, what is next for Kiera, Bea and Jamie?)
Backstage Interview: Larry Legend is joined with the newly crowned XPWEW Tag Team Champions Mark and Jay Briscoe 'The Briscoe Brothers'
Jay: We leave no prisoners as far as we go Friday Night Pyro is our playground
Mark: And we gon' eat it up and pick at the bones
Jay: The Briscoe Brothers open challenge invitational begins next week
Mark: Don't miss it!
- Siaka Lexoni enters with Ruckus & Chrissy Rivera of 'The Set'
- M3 Quintillo enters with 3M Ultra who are hyping M3 up just trying to get into this, they have a 3 win streak as a team but M3 has NEVER in his pro wrestling career won a singles match
'Fight to a Finish' (No DQ and No Count Outs)
Singles Match
M2: Siaka Lexoni (w/ Ruckus/Chriss) def. M3 Quintillo (w/ 3M Ultra)
(great match where early on Siaka just dominated with slow methodical pace, then M3 hit a few hope spots but Siaka cut the babyface off with a bankroll for the 1-2-3)
Post-Match Interview - Siaka: (looking at 3M3) Next week 3M it's gonna be you and Ruckus but Ruckus has a different idea
Ruckus: 3M Ultra haha! It's gonna be a Casket Match hahahaha (Siaka and Ruckus hit the Teddy Long dance)
Backstage: Jake Awesome tells Myron to leave the room and he has a one on one conversation with Kotto Brazil
Jake: I don't know who Teddy Long has made your opponent tonight, Tanaka is booked, Maybe it's Venom? I don't know how Teddy Long could pull those strings with Marvel, I dunno maybe Dragonslayer comes back, Listen I don't know but you HAVE to beat whoever he puts in front of you tonight, because this is your golden opportunity on the 31st to become the world champion. The ball is in your court Kotto
(Jake leaves the room) (Kotto sitting in the room alone, takes a deep breath and starts putting on his kickpads)
ad: XPWEW Guilty As Charged 2021 on pay-per-view only on FITE tv
(Backstage Corridor)
(Teddy Long strides up to a happy Siaka Lexoni and Ruckus)
Siaka: Teddy, I got my win back brother, I got my win back fam what's goody!
Teddy: Ruckus, Casket match? You make the matches around here playa?
Ruckus: Yeah I do, I do Teddy, I've been around this locker room alot longer than you so what are you gonna do about it Teddy, what are you gonna do tell me no, tell the best pound for pound wrestler in YOUR locker room No
Teddy: Fine, Clyde. You wanna have a casket match you do just that playa, but next time you wanna play match maker, you gotta refer to me first you feel me
Siaka: Clyde?!?!?!
(Ruckus shakes Teddy's hand and walks off)
- Masato Tanaka enters
- XPWEW Juniorweight Champion of 516 days Jordan Oliver
XPWEW Juniorweight Championship T**le (on the line)
Singles Match
M3: Masato Tanaka def. Jordan Oliver (c) - - - - - WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!
- Tanaka hits the Danganbomb on Jordan for the clean 1-2-3
(Jordan is throwing a fit in the ring claiming he kicked out)
- Jake Awesome and Kotto Brazil enter
Tanaka (ringside) - Tanaka: You (Jordan) are not gonna end my career. You (Jake at the ramp) are not gonna tell me what to do.
(Kotto tries to get in Tanaka's face and Jake puts his arm out and tells Kotto "let it go" as Tanaka saunters up the ramp after breaking Jordan Oliver's 516 day streak as Juniorweight Champion. Jordan gets a death stare from Jake, and him and Kotto just march forth as Jordan holds his neck walking back behind the curtain.
- Kotto Brazil enters with Jake Awesome and they join commentary with Nick Simmonds and Kaitlyn Khaos
- Myron Reed enters
- XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw enters
Singles Match
M4: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Myron Reed
Locker Room Area
(Alveno La Flare with his hoodie done up over his head listening to his headphones)
When Golden Bryce walks into the room he leaves. Bryce shakes his head, then catches up to him.
Bryce: Clearly you got something to say, then say it. SAY IT!
(Locker room quiets down. Do something about it)
Alveno turns around, gets a running go and tackles Golden Bryce and there is a brawl that leaks into the locker room bathroom and the XPWEW locker room has to separate the two, within the wreckage Teddy Long settles Alveno and Bryce down long enough. At Guilty As Charged it's gonna be Golden Bryce versus Alveno La Flare and on ppv you two can take out these frustrations. Fair - Alveno walks away, Bryce wipes the blood off his lip
In ring segment this is the third installment of DEITY READINGS with Doxy Deity and this time we are joined with Death Machine Audrey Carbine
When Doxy is about to draw the first card for Audrey Carbine we see another biblical scripture image on the t**an tron screen.
20:17 "I don't speak through Mediums, How much of my sight only arouses my anger"
Lotus enters
Lotus: 'sorcery' 'divine' 'dignity' Audrey Carbine I do not need cards and fabricated imagery to decide what my near fate is. I live in the moment
Doxy: Hey hey hey, My tarot is not a crutch for spirituality. Okay Champagne had dad issues and the cards confirmed it, Okay All Man is a simp in recovery and the cards proved it
Audrey: Both of you shut up, just shut up Lotus, is this your set-up, your games? You and me at Guilty As Charged
Lotus: He speaks through me and you are Guilty, because he is the jury, the judge and the executioner.
Singles Match
M5: Romeo Roselli (w/ Tenille Dashwood) def. GG in a squash match
After the match: Tenille Dashwood hands Romeo Roselli his briefcase and he nails it over GG's head.
*Tony Khan has paid for the following message*
Tony Khan says that an AEW tag team heard The Briscoe Brothers open challenge loud and clear and FTR Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood want to challenge the XPWEW Tag Team Champions The Briscoe Brothers in an exhibition tag team match at the XPWEW Guilty As Charged pay-per-view) what a moment in pro wrestling, internet rumors start to swirl is a XPWEW vs AEW partnership happening. No it's just a fun little thing to do. XPWEW is not doing any more extended work with AEW
- 'The New Chosen One' Kotto Brazil enters with Jake Awesome
- Teddy Long enters and introduces Kotto Brazil's opponent: 2 Cold Scorpio
Gif moment of Jake Awesome in disbelief
Main Event
Singles Match
M6: Kotto Brazil (w/ Jake Awesome) def. 2 Cold Scorpio
Such a fun match because Scorpio can't quite do the 450 but he can still hit sentons and a moonsault, fun back and forth match ultimately the final spot occurs when 2 Cold Scorpio scales to the top rope to hit a moonsault and Kotto is able to move out of the way, get back up to his feet and hit a curbstomp of Scorpio for the 1-2-3 and Kotto Brazil picks up the win in a fun match. This gives Kotto some good momentum going into Guilty As Charged. As Kotto is walking backwards up the ramp, Leonard hits Kotto with a Thesz press and hammers down on the #1 contender, Jake yanks him off Kotto, then Leonard and Jake start exchanging blows back and forth until the show goes off the air
XPWEW 2021 TM
