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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (December 11th, 2020)
Date: December 11th, 2020
Location: Los Angeles, CA in The Barracks
Episode: 456
Channel: VICE Network @ 10PM EST / 7PM Pacific Time
*Pyro Opening Montage*
- We are introduced by our commentary team Nick Simmonds & Kaitlyn Khaos who introduce us to XPWEW Friday Night Pyro on Vice Television who inform us on what occured last week. The Set beat down Champagne Clausen to a bloody pulp last week thus Troy Clausen has banned The Set from tonight's episode of Pyro
- Champagne Clausen enters (with a bandage wrap on his forehead after his bloody bеatdown at the hands from The Set aftеr his match with Myron Reed last week on Friday Night Pyro)
Champagne: I know many of you laughed when you watched me get mugged last week. Huh?
- General Manager Troy Clausen enters face to face with Champagne in the middle of the ring.
Champagne: You didn't have anything to say last week. I know you stared at me, we locked eyes and that was for the first time in over a year we looked eye to eye. Deep down you had an internal struggle whether or not to help me. Blood is thicker than water
Ruckus: You wanna ban me?
*Kotto, Jordan and Siaka grab Champagne
Champagne "I don't even care anymore"
Myron gets in Champagne's face "do it! do it! do it! I have nothing to lose!"
Troy Clausen makes the match! Tonight! Myron Reed vs Champagne Clausen. Champagne. This is your last chance...and I think you know what that means. The Set is banned, Leave now or stay without pay. Ruckus unhands Champagne. Myron smirks at Champagne as they walk to the back. Jake shoulder bumps Champagne on the exit to a**ert dominance.
-commercial ad-
- Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy enter "Death Machines"
- 3M3 enter
Tag Team Match
M1: Death Machines def. 3M3 when Audrey Carbine makes 3M Ultra submit to the art of ballistics armbar
Post match Audrey Carbine screams into the camera "Feed me Lotus"
Joe Gacy spits directly into the camera and it is made official on the spot! PPV!! Death Machine Lotus will defend the XPWEW Women's T**le against Audrey Carbine at FATALITY 2020! On December 20th, 2020
Backstage: Tenille Dashwood has a talk that her and All Man need a break. Just a break. Go home. Heal up!
Romeo: I'll take good care of her
All Man: huh!?
Romeo: The Case Your Luck briefcase silly, maybe when you come back I'll be World Champion
Interview: Larry Legend cuts an interview with XPWEW World Women's Champion: Lotus who makes a subtle reference to dropping a "pipe bomb" I guess acknowledging the CM Punk x XPWEW signing rumors circulating in current pro wrestling media this week. Lotus calls out Audrey Carbine but tonight says she wants an exhibition with Trish Adora
- "Afro Punk" Trish Adora enters
- XPWEW World Women's Champion Lotus enters
Exhibition Match (face vs face)
M2: Lotus def. Trish Adora
- XPWEW Tag Team Champions Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare enters
- The Vaudevillains Simon Gotch & Aiden English with Mandy Leon holding a sack of money! join the commentary desk with Kaitlyn and Nick
Singles Match
M3: Golden Bryce def. Jay Briscoe *MATCH OF THE NIGHT* *Great Chemistry*
Singles Match
M4: Romeo Roselli (w/ Tenille Dashwood) def. Coby Caprice in a squash match!
- Champagne Clausen enters
- Myron Reed enters with Jake Awesome
Troy Clausen bans Jake Awesome from ringside. Thus Kotto Brazil, Chrissy Rivera, Siaka Lexoni and Ruckus walk out. Troy Clausen promptly bans ALL OF THEM from ringside.
Main Event
Singles Match
M5: Myron Reed def. Champagne Clausen
Location: Los Angeles, CA in The Barracks
Episode: 456
Channel: VICE Network @ 10PM EST / 7PM Pacific Time
*Pyro Opening Montage*
- We are introduced by our commentary team Nick Simmonds & Kaitlyn Khaos who introduce us to XPWEW Friday Night Pyro on Vice Television who inform us on what occured last week. The Set beat down Champagne Clausen to a bloody pulp last week thus Troy Clausen has banned The Set from tonight's episode of Pyro
- Champagne Clausen enters (with a bandage wrap on his forehead after his bloody bеatdown at the hands from The Set aftеr his match with Myron Reed last week on Friday Night Pyro)
Champagne: I know many of you laughed when you watched me get mugged last week. Huh?
- General Manager Troy Clausen enters face to face with Champagne in the middle of the ring.
Champagne: You didn't have anything to say last week. I know you stared at me, we locked eyes and that was for the first time in over a year we looked eye to eye. Deep down you had an internal struggle whether or not to help me. Blood is thicker than water
Ruckus: You wanna ban me?
*Kotto, Jordan and Siaka grab Champagne
Champagne "I don't even care anymore"
Myron gets in Champagne's face "do it! do it! do it! I have nothing to lose!"
Troy Clausen makes the match! Tonight! Myron Reed vs Champagne Clausen. Champagne. This is your last chance...and I think you know what that means. The Set is banned, Leave now or stay without pay. Ruckus unhands Champagne. Myron smirks at Champagne as they walk to the back. Jake shoulder bumps Champagne on the exit to a**ert dominance.
-commercial ad-
- Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy enter "Death Machines"
- 3M3 enter
Tag Team Match
M1: Death Machines def. 3M3 when Audrey Carbine makes 3M Ultra submit to the art of ballistics armbar
Post match Audrey Carbine screams into the camera "Feed me Lotus"
Joe Gacy spits directly into the camera and it is made official on the spot! PPV!! Death Machine Lotus will defend the XPWEW Women's T**le against Audrey Carbine at FATALITY 2020! On December 20th, 2020
Backstage: Tenille Dashwood has a talk that her and All Man need a break. Just a break. Go home. Heal up!
Romeo: I'll take good care of her
All Man: huh!?
Romeo: The Case Your Luck briefcase silly, maybe when you come back I'll be World Champion
Interview: Larry Legend cuts an interview with XPWEW World Women's Champion: Lotus who makes a subtle reference to dropping a "pipe bomb" I guess acknowledging the CM Punk x XPWEW signing rumors circulating in current pro wrestling media this week. Lotus calls out Audrey Carbine but tonight says she wants an exhibition with Trish Adora
- "Afro Punk" Trish Adora enters
- XPWEW World Women's Champion Lotus enters
Exhibition Match (face vs face)
M2: Lotus def. Trish Adora
- XPWEW Tag Team Champions Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare enters
- The Vaudevillains Simon Gotch & Aiden English with Mandy Leon holding a sack of money! join the commentary desk with Kaitlyn and Nick
Singles Match
M3: Golden Bryce def. Jay Briscoe *MATCH OF THE NIGHT* *Great Chemistry*
Singles Match
M4: Romeo Roselli (w/ Tenille Dashwood) def. Coby Caprice in a squash match!
- Champagne Clausen enters
- Myron Reed enters with Jake Awesome
Troy Clausen bans Jake Awesome from ringside. Thus Kotto Brazil, Chrissy Rivera, Siaka Lexoni and Ruckus walk out. Troy Clausen promptly bans ALL OF THEM from ringside.
Main Event
Singles Match
M5: Myron Reed def. Champagne Clausen
