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Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (April 24th, 2020)
Friday Night Pyro #423
April 24th, 2020
Los Angeles, California
The Barracks
Show Intro
Nick Simmonds in the ring for the contract signing for Sunday’s women’s t**le match
Opening Segment: XPWEW Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan enters with her bodyguard 911 Brian Lee Kiera: I’m tired of being overlooked. I’m very very close to being the longest reigning women’s champion in company history and now I’m not concerned with that as much. I’m more concerned about ripping the hair out of Priscilla Kelly’s skull 1 by 1 and pluck them until I see scalp
Prisiclla Kelly enters Prisiclla Kelly: I’ll be cordial and mind my manners tonight but I’d like you to meet my master of ceremonies for our hair match this Sunday at the Xtreme Rumble
💈 Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake enters Brutus Beefcake: Whether it’s Kiera! Or Priscilla! I have no problem cutting the hair off with my trusty shears!!!! Just please and I mean please...don’t break my precious barber shop window
Prisiclla signs
Kiera signs
Golden Bryce enters Bryce: (@ Prisiclla & Kiera) Much respect to you young women and I wish you the best of luck Sunday. I also wanna wish the best of luck to the All Man and the winner of the rumble match. But tonight I’m a fighting champion and I will continue to fight and that’s why tonight I’m calling my shot and I wanna give this young man a chance. Tonight. Based Fabian. Bring it. One on One. Get it! Got it!? Good drops mic
All Man & All Woman enters All Man: Bryce no. Nope. Don’t do this..... All Woman: Golden Bryce. Do not try to skip on the importance that is the biggest rematch of the decade! Between you and The All Man. The highly contested rematch from Flirting With Disaster is on! I don’t like the tone of you making challenges to guys like Based Fabian when you have a world t**le defense against a former world champ this Sunday Kiera Hogan: Uhmmm All Woman? SKSKSKSKSKSKKS Emma? Emmalina?
Kiera Hogan mocks Emma’s WWE taunt Kiera: (@ All Woman) Tenille Dashwood. You are a pretty face.,, but that’s about it? Consider this a reminder to stay in your lane sis, be a valet! Be a manager! Understand you don’t have champion blood like me and Bryce do Bryce: **looking at Kiera like “what? Huh? - keep me outta this mess” Bryce: (@ Kiera) Uhmm Sis......This ain’t my business it’s between you and...All a dem. To All Man. To Mike Mondo I wish you luck. Take your vitamins, Say a prayer I’ll see you in the ring Sunday and May the best man win extends hand All Man: ((Looks at it)) Prisiclla: Um COVID 19? You two should just elbow bump... (((All Man and Bryce hesitate but then they reluctantly elbow bump))
AD: ((RIP to wrestling t-shirt company Barber Shop Window who closed down today))
Ad: Lockdown 7 is in 29 days
1 on 1 M1: Audrey Carbine defeats Lola Starr via submission (Art of Ballistics)
After the match (Audrey sweating heavily. “FEED ME EVERYTHING” ((pushes cameraman)
Interview: Troy Clausen with Freight Train James Westerbeck: Troy Clausen tonight Champagne takes on Jacques Dudley! Your thoughts? Troy: Well these two know each other very well, In fact I know them very well. One is like a son to me, even tho we had our differences I respect him now after seeing him grow and progress:) The other is Champagne Clausen. And once Mandy Leon’s beast! Mandy Leon’s “MARAUDER” takes him out in the Rumbke I think he should do the right thing and drop that last name of his, and if not.....I’ve been know To make magic happen
1 on 1 M2: Jacques Dudley defeats Champagne Clausen Unbelievable Matchup right here
After the match TROY CLAUSEN on the T**an-Tron “Champagne. Pop a bottle or two after that fat LOSS. Speaking of LOSS. 29 compet**ors will taste defeat thus Sunday in the rumble and how apt, your entry number is Number .29 LOL funny how life works. Beware of number 30 because I’m proud to announce that I’ve just purchased Freight Train’s number! His favorite number! Freight Train: It’s Six Troy: HAHAHAHHAA Yup
Backstage: 4 way screen of Ruckus, Leonard, GT and Slayer (((They are being presented here by commentary as the big 4 top picks to win the 2020 Xtreme Rumble match))) Kaitlyn Khaos: and tonight the ‘Big 4’ here will wage ware in a Fatal 4 Way tonight
Interview with Ruckus (James Westerbeck) The Set hyping him up: Ruckus: April 26th. 30 motherf**kers gonna line up and only 1 can win. Main event the biggest event in the sh*t that’s LD7 World t**le match, on the line when it matters And this matters I like money I know winning a match like this puts me in a money play. I’m talking bankrolls B And I’m a grown man and I’ll be damn if I let a n***a test me for some bread so if you crust a** bum n***as, dirty n***as wanna take money out my pockets That’s taking food out of my kids mouths I have 7 kids and I feed them that is my make of a man Do NOT take food off my kids plate Do NOT take MY MONEY Because Ruckus is worth more HERE And Ruckus is worth more anywhere Industry don’t like me, Nobody like me The Set, Live by the set, rep the set, die for the set I want the most money. On God I get what I want. Let’s go y’all
1 on 1 M3: All Man w/ All Woman defeats Myron Reed w/ Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver
Reed going for his 450 Splash but All Man gets the knees up and then scores the pinfall off of Myron’s rookie mistake and All Man gathers momentum going into his t**le match against Golden Bryce this Sunday
Backstage: Golden Bryce watching on tv ((Leonard McGraw walks in)) Bryce: You don’t know how to knock? Leonard? Knock? There’s a cameraman in here Dummy (((Bryce and Leonard break 4th wall and give smirk directly in the camera))) Bryce: Good luck tonight Leonard: Luck is for losers Bryce: Well break a leg out there kid Leonard: Oh is that what you’d want? Me to break my leg? What so you’ll *Make Me A Wish Bryce: smirks Bryce: Fine. I’ll cut to the chase and neglect the cliches Leonard: Don’t be cliche with me boy. As a matter of fact don’t be fake with me. Look me in the eye and tell me what you really wanna say Bryce: Okay...I hope you win the Xtreme Rumble Sunday night. I really really do because I know we’ve never been across the ring from one another but a few times back in 2018 when I was teaming with Brodie Croyle and you were with Dennis McGraw RIP HARRY LARRY But 1 on 1 I got your number and I’d love to see you win the rumble and give your BEST shot on the grandest stage of them all Leonard: Hmm you ever heard of that cliche “Be careful what you wish for? Cause ya just might get it”? Bryce: stares Leonard: Welp boy, Get it....Got it.....Good Lol and stop giving me that stupid look on your face (chuckles) God Damn boy
1 on 1 XPWEW World T**le (not on the line) M4: Golden Bryce defeats Based Fabian
((Golden Bryce joins commentary Kaitlyn Khaos briefly congratulates him on his wife’s pregnancy and reveals they are expecting a son very soon ))
Slayer, Lotus and Rosemary enter
Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam enter
Leonard McGraw enters
Ruckus with Siaka Lexoni enters
Fatal Four Way Rules: 1 fall wins the match
M5: Ruckus vs Leonard McGraw vs Garrett Thompson vs Slayer
(GT and McGraw cancel each other out brawling into the concession stand area and bathroom of the arena)
Ruckus wins after a back and forth contest and after multiple roll up reversals Ruckus wins the fray between him and Slayer and barely squeaks out a win Ruckus pins Slayer for the win
Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil come down and give props to their leader of “The Set” ((Jordan, Myron and Kotto Clown around basically cla**ic bullying Nick Simmonds at the booth)) ((Siaka Lexoni is loudly boosting about Ruckus sounds like Don King a bit)) ((Ruckus grabs the camera and talks into it)) Ruckus: “Everybody, All you kids that’s watching right now go thru ya Momma purse and find her debit card and write down the 16 numbers on the front, the dates and the 3 numbers on the back and send that sh*t to me hahhahhahahahaga On God, On The Set. Wet round the neck, Slat Slat”
Show Ends
April 24th, 2020
Los Angeles, California
The Barracks
Show Intro
Nick Simmonds in the ring for the contract signing for Sunday’s women’s t**le match
Opening Segment: XPWEW Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan enters with her bodyguard 911 Brian Lee Kiera: I’m tired of being overlooked. I’m very very close to being the longest reigning women’s champion in company history and now I’m not concerned with that as much. I’m more concerned about ripping the hair out of Priscilla Kelly’s skull 1 by 1 and pluck them until I see scalp
Prisiclla Kelly enters Prisiclla Kelly: I’ll be cordial and mind my manners tonight but I’d like you to meet my master of ceremonies for our hair match this Sunday at the Xtreme Rumble
💈 Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake enters Brutus Beefcake: Whether it’s Kiera! Or Priscilla! I have no problem cutting the hair off with my trusty shears!!!! Just please and I mean please...don’t break my precious barber shop window
Prisiclla signs
Kiera signs
Golden Bryce enters Bryce: (@ Prisiclla & Kiera) Much respect to you young women and I wish you the best of luck Sunday. I also wanna wish the best of luck to the All Man and the winner of the rumble match. But tonight I’m a fighting champion and I will continue to fight and that’s why tonight I’m calling my shot and I wanna give this young man a chance. Tonight. Based Fabian. Bring it. One on One. Get it! Got it!? Good drops mic
All Man & All Woman enters All Man: Bryce no. Nope. Don’t do this..... All Woman: Golden Bryce. Do not try to skip on the importance that is the biggest rematch of the decade! Between you and The All Man. The highly contested rematch from Flirting With Disaster is on! I don’t like the tone of you making challenges to guys like Based Fabian when you have a world t**le defense against a former world champ this Sunday Kiera Hogan: Uhmmm All Woman? SKSKSKSKSKSKKS Emma? Emmalina?
Kiera Hogan mocks Emma’s WWE taunt Kiera: (@ All Woman) Tenille Dashwood. You are a pretty face.,, but that’s about it? Consider this a reminder to stay in your lane sis, be a valet! Be a manager! Understand you don’t have champion blood like me and Bryce do Bryce: **looking at Kiera like “what? Huh? - keep me outta this mess” Bryce: (@ Kiera) Uhmm Sis......This ain’t my business it’s between you and...All a dem. To All Man. To Mike Mondo I wish you luck. Take your vitamins, Say a prayer I’ll see you in the ring Sunday and May the best man win extends hand All Man: ((Looks at it)) Prisiclla: Um COVID 19? You two should just elbow bump... (((All Man and Bryce hesitate but then they reluctantly elbow bump))
AD: ((RIP to wrestling t-shirt company Barber Shop Window who closed down today))
Ad: Lockdown 7 is in 29 days
1 on 1 M1: Audrey Carbine defeats Lola Starr via submission (Art of Ballistics)
After the match (Audrey sweating heavily. “FEED ME EVERYTHING” ((pushes cameraman)
Interview: Troy Clausen with Freight Train James Westerbeck: Troy Clausen tonight Champagne takes on Jacques Dudley! Your thoughts? Troy: Well these two know each other very well, In fact I know them very well. One is like a son to me, even tho we had our differences I respect him now after seeing him grow and progress:) The other is Champagne Clausen. And once Mandy Leon’s beast! Mandy Leon’s “MARAUDER” takes him out in the Rumbke I think he should do the right thing and drop that last name of his, and if not.....I’ve been know To make magic happen
1 on 1 M2: Jacques Dudley defeats Champagne Clausen Unbelievable Matchup right here
After the match TROY CLAUSEN on the T**an-Tron “Champagne. Pop a bottle or two after that fat LOSS. Speaking of LOSS. 29 compet**ors will taste defeat thus Sunday in the rumble and how apt, your entry number is Number .29 LOL funny how life works. Beware of number 30 because I’m proud to announce that I’ve just purchased Freight Train’s number! His favorite number! Freight Train: It’s Six Troy: HAHAHAHHAA Yup
Backstage: 4 way screen of Ruckus, Leonard, GT and Slayer (((They are being presented here by commentary as the big 4 top picks to win the 2020 Xtreme Rumble match))) Kaitlyn Khaos: and tonight the ‘Big 4’ here will wage ware in a Fatal 4 Way tonight
Interview with Ruckus (James Westerbeck) The Set hyping him up: Ruckus: April 26th. 30 motherf**kers gonna line up and only 1 can win. Main event the biggest event in the sh*t that’s LD7 World t**le match, on the line when it matters And this matters I like money I know winning a match like this puts me in a money play. I’m talking bankrolls B And I’m a grown man and I’ll be damn if I let a n***a test me for some bread so if you crust a** bum n***as, dirty n***as wanna take money out my pockets That’s taking food out of my kids mouths I have 7 kids and I feed them that is my make of a man Do NOT take food off my kids plate Do NOT take MY MONEY Because Ruckus is worth more HERE And Ruckus is worth more anywhere Industry don’t like me, Nobody like me The Set, Live by the set, rep the set, die for the set I want the most money. On God I get what I want. Let’s go y’all
1 on 1 M3: All Man w/ All Woman defeats Myron Reed w/ Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver
Reed going for his 450 Splash but All Man gets the knees up and then scores the pinfall off of Myron’s rookie mistake and All Man gathers momentum going into his t**le match against Golden Bryce this Sunday
Backstage: Golden Bryce watching on tv ((Leonard McGraw walks in)) Bryce: You don’t know how to knock? Leonard? Knock? There’s a cameraman in here Dummy (((Bryce and Leonard break 4th wall and give smirk directly in the camera))) Bryce: Good luck tonight Leonard: Luck is for losers Bryce: Well break a leg out there kid Leonard: Oh is that what you’d want? Me to break my leg? What so you’ll *Make Me A Wish Bryce: smirks Bryce: Fine. I’ll cut to the chase and neglect the cliches Leonard: Don’t be cliche with me boy. As a matter of fact don’t be fake with me. Look me in the eye and tell me what you really wanna say Bryce: Okay...I hope you win the Xtreme Rumble Sunday night. I really really do because I know we’ve never been across the ring from one another but a few times back in 2018 when I was teaming with Brodie Croyle and you were with Dennis McGraw RIP HARRY LARRY But 1 on 1 I got your number and I’d love to see you win the rumble and give your BEST shot on the grandest stage of them all Leonard: Hmm you ever heard of that cliche “Be careful what you wish for? Cause ya just might get it”? Bryce: stares Leonard: Welp boy, Get it....Got it.....Good Lol and stop giving me that stupid look on your face (chuckles) God Damn boy
1 on 1 XPWEW World T**le (not on the line) M4: Golden Bryce defeats Based Fabian
((Golden Bryce joins commentary Kaitlyn Khaos briefly congratulates him on his wife’s pregnancy and reveals they are expecting a son very soon ))
Slayer, Lotus and Rosemary enter
Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam enter
Leonard McGraw enters
Ruckus with Siaka Lexoni enters
Fatal Four Way Rules: 1 fall wins the match
M5: Ruckus vs Leonard McGraw vs Garrett Thompson vs Slayer
(GT and McGraw cancel each other out brawling into the concession stand area and bathroom of the arena)
Ruckus wins after a back and forth contest and after multiple roll up reversals Ruckus wins the fray between him and Slayer and barely squeaks out a win Ruckus pins Slayer for the win
Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil come down and give props to their leader of “The Set” ((Jordan, Myron and Kotto Clown around basically cla**ic bullying Nick Simmonds at the booth)) ((Siaka Lexoni is loudly boosting about Ruckus sounds like Don King a bit)) ((Ruckus grabs the camera and talks into it)) Ruckus: “Everybody, All you kids that’s watching right now go thru ya Momma purse and find her debit card and write down the 16 numbers on the front, the dates and the 3 numbers on the back and send that sh*t to me hahhahhahahahaga On God, On The Set. Wet round the neck, Slat Slat”
Show Ends
