CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Friday Night Pyro (April 17th, 2020)
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro #422 April 17th, 2020 Los Angeles, California The Barracks
Opening Segment:
Leonard McGraw enters “On April 26th I see 29 others. I see 29 pathetic sodomites p*ssing their damn pants at the idea they gotta fight me. Well I’ve been in fights before and I ain’t scared to fight again and if any sorry son of a B*t*h think they got the guts to tell me I’m done then they need a god damn reality check. Golden Bryce.... Golden Bryce? What exactly makes you golden boy? Cause all I smelled last week was a trail a p*ss running down your damn leg. I sensed fear. I smelled fear. Then you opened your damn lips and said “I’m the world champion” Turns out I was just smelling bullsh*t
-Golden Bryce enters Spills typical babyface rhetoric Leonard: You got that pretty piece of hardware up in your shoulder there. Lot of gold. What kinda wood is that Cherry? Oak? Pine? Bamboo? Did I say something funny? Cause like I said from the beginning next Sundey I will win the rumble match. I will look you in them beety little eyes and as far as I’m considered son. . .
The Set enters Siaka gives Ruckus a epic entrance on the mic Ruckus: McGriddle you must new around here n***a. If you wanna call your spots you better call them sh*ts early. But homie last week I said I was winning the rumble and I’m gonna SET my claim and main event Lockdown 7
Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam Garrett Thompson: You blokes must’ve bumped ya bloody heads together. If anyone is gonna main event Lockdown it’s me. See in 2013 I did just that at Lockdown 5 and now I’m making my way back but Leonard McGraw I’m gonna do it over your dead boy smiles Bryce: You wanna back that up? Ethan Bedlam: You wanna fight? Leonard McGraw: Can y’all just shut your damn traps. Ruckus I respect what you do in this ring and I.... Garrett Thompson: Hey! Hey! Hey! Don’t overlook me? That’s a sign of weakness McGraw... Leonard McGraw: Bryce give me a beat (Golden Bryce smiling shaking his head) snaps ^fangers Ethan Bedlam and GT. fingers in they a** - Crumpets and Tea. Get in this ring and you’ll see. Hit you with my buckshot D-E-A-D Hahahahahaha well that was rap wouldn’t it? Jordan Oliver you silly sum b*t*h you look like Ellen Degeneres put a god damn shirt on boy Siaka Lexoni? Lexoni? What is that tired? You’ve been around a while ain’t ya boy? I can tell I see the tread marks on your damn face. Look at ya Butch Reed? What exactly Natural about you son? Myron: it’s Myron..It’s Myron Reed Leonard: Oh my bad my bad. Butch must be Jordan cause he looks like he’s on Queer Street and liking it. Calm down Kotto B. Ware [[[SEGMENT OF THE F**KIN YEAR RIGHT HERE]]]]
Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds on commentary inform us tonight’s main event!
Golden Bryce will team up with Leonard McGraw to take on Ethan Bedlam & Garrett Thompson
Alveno La Flare enters
Jacques Dudley enters *They shake hands before they begin 1 on 1 M1: Jacques Dudley defeats Alveno La Flare
PROMO! All Man will enact his XPWEW world t**le rematch against Golden Bryce at the Xtreme Rumble. All Man:
Backstage: James Westerbeck tries to get an interview with Kiera Hogan and cant get around her security guard 911 Brian Lee Eventually Kiera opens the door and says that Priscilla is a b*t*h for messing with her hair last week but that’s fine because she’s challenging her to a hair vs hair match at Xtreme Rumble. “This isn’t about my t**le, you’ve made it personal. Period”
Joe Gacy on commentary (((Commentary recaps what’s transpired between Gacy trying to find Croyle’s replacement as tag team champion and we take a look at the last 2 weeks of try-hard Solomon Nasty)))
Solomon Nasty enters
Slayer, Rosemary & Lotus enters
M2: 1 on 1 XPWEW International T**le (not on the line) Slayer w/ Lotus & Rosemary defeats Solomon Nasty
Joe Gacy challenges Solomon Nasty to a tables match at Xtreme Rumble shoves mic onto him. Cause I got a partner and I’m gonna reveal that partner after I make an example out of you next Sunday.
XPWEW Women’s T**le (not on the line) 1 on 1 M3: Kiera Hogan (c) w/ Brian Lee defeats [[Jobber]] Melanie Weister
After the match: Prisiclla Kelly with some hair clippers starts wildly and manically shaving the head of this jobber talent Melanie Weister as a warning to Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan ahead of their HAIR vs HAIR match next Sunday at the 2020 Xtreme Rumble
Backstage: Golden Bryce putting on his knee pads and adjusting ring gear; Leonard McGraw approaches him. Leonard: I know out there it was all jokes, Hey I can be a funny guy. But when the cards are down and the chips are in I’m here for one reason and that’s to be the world heavyweight champion...inhales cause a great man once said if you don’t wanna be world champion then why the f**k are you here. I say p*ss on everyone else and get what you want. Tonight we’re a team but not really. slaps his bicep
*Winner will get the “best” number in the Xtreme Rumble 1 on 1 M4: Champagne Clausen defeats Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning
slow applause Troy Clausen and Freight Train (holding Lockdown 7 contract) Troy: Bravo Curtis. You’ve won the”best” number in the Rumble. But you should really call it the best AVAILABLE number because son ive hired someone and I myself have purchased #30...
Mandy Leon enters
Mandy: Troy kisses her hand My client is a Marauder. A raider. A highwayman and the road to Lockdown be damned. Champagne consider yourself warned ;) -Mandy Leon exits Troy: She’s pretty huh and Curtis your fiancé is beautiful as well. Hell Tonight I was suppose to be interviewed by Mrs. Khaos (((Camera shows Kaitlyn Khaos hiding her face looking a bit embarra**ed)) Troy: Hey Kaitlyn you’re welcome for your job. Glad to see you are two faced for seeing what he did to me for the past 6 months yet you remained silent. I know you knew about it you snake in the gra** Kaitlyn Khaos: He’s out of line, this isn’t my business. Nick Simmonds comforts her a bit to ease the tension Champagne: Dad Shut you mouth and eat you mush. If you keep pushing me, now you’ve pushed my fiancé. I don’t care what vanilla midget she’s behind but he’s gonna have one hell of a lackluster debut. And as for Troy Clausen. You are an attention seeker. You are a clout chaser and I’m not gonna let you use your Memphis-a** promo on my family. My new family. If you so much as mention her again I’ll do more than put you to sleep Troy: You wanna play hardball. Then I’ll play. Just don’t injure your hand in the rumble. I want you to be able to sign this contract after :)....
Ethan Bedlam enters
Garrett Thompson enters
Leonard McGraw enters
Golden Bryce enters
Main Event Tag Team Match 2 on 2 M5: Leonard McGraw & Golden Bryce defeat Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam
. Bryce is in position lying in wait to hit Bedlam with his 6 Rings spear but out of camera view McGraw blind tags Bryce jumps over the rope does a spin and basically hits a “Tornado”. version of the Buckshot clothesline for the 1-2-3
Bryce and McGraw celebrate the win in their own ways separately. McGraw then extends his right hand for Golden Bryce to shake but then hits a cla**ic “too slow” and then rolls out the ring and walks up the ramp without looking back with a sly grin on his face. Bryce then looks down knowing he “got, got”. Leonard talking to camera: I didn’t come hear to make friends (incoherent dialogue) ((Bryce pounds his chest and screams with the t**le above his head)) Show ends
Opening Segment:
Leonard McGraw enters “On April 26th I see 29 others. I see 29 pathetic sodomites p*ssing their damn pants at the idea they gotta fight me. Well I’ve been in fights before and I ain’t scared to fight again and if any sorry son of a B*t*h think they got the guts to tell me I’m done then they need a god damn reality check. Golden Bryce.... Golden Bryce? What exactly makes you golden boy? Cause all I smelled last week was a trail a p*ss running down your damn leg. I sensed fear. I smelled fear. Then you opened your damn lips and said “I’m the world champion” Turns out I was just smelling bullsh*t
-Golden Bryce enters Spills typical babyface rhetoric Leonard: You got that pretty piece of hardware up in your shoulder there. Lot of gold. What kinda wood is that Cherry? Oak? Pine? Bamboo? Did I say something funny? Cause like I said from the beginning next Sundey I will win the rumble match. I will look you in them beety little eyes and as far as I’m considered son. . .
The Set enters Siaka gives Ruckus a epic entrance on the mic Ruckus: McGriddle you must new around here n***a. If you wanna call your spots you better call them sh*ts early. But homie last week I said I was winning the rumble and I’m gonna SET my claim and main event Lockdown 7
Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam Garrett Thompson: You blokes must’ve bumped ya bloody heads together. If anyone is gonna main event Lockdown it’s me. See in 2013 I did just that at Lockdown 5 and now I’m making my way back but Leonard McGraw I’m gonna do it over your dead boy smiles Bryce: You wanna back that up? Ethan Bedlam: You wanna fight? Leonard McGraw: Can y’all just shut your damn traps. Ruckus I respect what you do in this ring and I.... Garrett Thompson: Hey! Hey! Hey! Don’t overlook me? That’s a sign of weakness McGraw... Leonard McGraw: Bryce give me a beat (Golden Bryce smiling shaking his head) snaps ^fangers Ethan Bedlam and GT. fingers in they a** - Crumpets and Tea. Get in this ring and you’ll see. Hit you with my buckshot D-E-A-D Hahahahahaha well that was rap wouldn’t it? Jordan Oliver you silly sum b*t*h you look like Ellen Degeneres put a god damn shirt on boy Siaka Lexoni? Lexoni? What is that tired? You’ve been around a while ain’t ya boy? I can tell I see the tread marks on your damn face. Look at ya Butch Reed? What exactly Natural about you son? Myron: it’s Myron..It’s Myron Reed Leonard: Oh my bad my bad. Butch must be Jordan cause he looks like he’s on Queer Street and liking it. Calm down Kotto B. Ware [[[SEGMENT OF THE F**KIN YEAR RIGHT HERE]]]]
Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds on commentary inform us tonight’s main event!
Golden Bryce will team up with Leonard McGraw to take on Ethan Bedlam & Garrett Thompson
Alveno La Flare enters
Jacques Dudley enters *They shake hands before they begin 1 on 1 M1: Jacques Dudley defeats Alveno La Flare
PROMO! All Man will enact his XPWEW world t**le rematch against Golden Bryce at the Xtreme Rumble. All Man:
Backstage: James Westerbeck tries to get an interview with Kiera Hogan and cant get around her security guard 911 Brian Lee Eventually Kiera opens the door and says that Priscilla is a b*t*h for messing with her hair last week but that’s fine because she’s challenging her to a hair vs hair match at Xtreme Rumble. “This isn’t about my t**le, you’ve made it personal. Period”
Joe Gacy on commentary (((Commentary recaps what’s transpired between Gacy trying to find Croyle’s replacement as tag team champion and we take a look at the last 2 weeks of try-hard Solomon Nasty)))
Solomon Nasty enters
Slayer, Rosemary & Lotus enters
M2: 1 on 1 XPWEW International T**le (not on the line) Slayer w/ Lotus & Rosemary defeats Solomon Nasty
Joe Gacy challenges Solomon Nasty to a tables match at Xtreme Rumble shoves mic onto him. Cause I got a partner and I’m gonna reveal that partner after I make an example out of you next Sunday.
XPWEW Women’s T**le (not on the line) 1 on 1 M3: Kiera Hogan (c) w/ Brian Lee defeats [[Jobber]] Melanie Weister
After the match: Prisiclla Kelly with some hair clippers starts wildly and manically shaving the head of this jobber talent Melanie Weister as a warning to Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan ahead of their HAIR vs HAIR match next Sunday at the 2020 Xtreme Rumble
Backstage: Golden Bryce putting on his knee pads and adjusting ring gear; Leonard McGraw approaches him. Leonard: I know out there it was all jokes, Hey I can be a funny guy. But when the cards are down and the chips are in I’m here for one reason and that’s to be the world heavyweight champion...inhales cause a great man once said if you don’t wanna be world champion then why the f**k are you here. I say p*ss on everyone else and get what you want. Tonight we’re a team but not really. slaps his bicep
*Winner will get the “best” number in the Xtreme Rumble 1 on 1 M4: Champagne Clausen defeats Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning
slow applause Troy Clausen and Freight Train (holding Lockdown 7 contract) Troy: Bravo Curtis. You’ve won the”best” number in the Rumble. But you should really call it the best AVAILABLE number because son ive hired someone and I myself have purchased #30...
Mandy Leon enters
Mandy: Troy kisses her hand My client is a Marauder. A raider. A highwayman and the road to Lockdown be damned. Champagne consider yourself warned ;) -Mandy Leon exits Troy: She’s pretty huh and Curtis your fiancé is beautiful as well. Hell Tonight I was suppose to be interviewed by Mrs. Khaos (((Camera shows Kaitlyn Khaos hiding her face looking a bit embarra**ed)) Troy: Hey Kaitlyn you’re welcome for your job. Glad to see you are two faced for seeing what he did to me for the past 6 months yet you remained silent. I know you knew about it you snake in the gra** Kaitlyn Khaos: He’s out of line, this isn’t my business. Nick Simmonds comforts her a bit to ease the tension Champagne: Dad Shut you mouth and eat you mush. If you keep pushing me, now you’ve pushed my fiancé. I don’t care what vanilla midget she’s behind but he’s gonna have one hell of a lackluster debut. And as for Troy Clausen. You are an attention seeker. You are a clout chaser and I’m not gonna let you use your Memphis-a** promo on my family. My new family. If you so much as mention her again I’ll do more than put you to sleep Troy: You wanna play hardball. Then I’ll play. Just don’t injure your hand in the rumble. I want you to be able to sign this contract after :)....
Ethan Bedlam enters
Garrett Thompson enters
Leonard McGraw enters
Golden Bryce enters
Main Event Tag Team Match 2 on 2 M5: Leonard McGraw & Golden Bryce defeat Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam
. Bryce is in position lying in wait to hit Bedlam with his 6 Rings spear but out of camera view McGraw blind tags Bryce jumps over the rope does a spin and basically hits a “Tornado”. version of the Buckshot clothesline for the 1-2-3
Bryce and McGraw celebrate the win in their own ways separately. McGraw then extends his right hand for Golden Bryce to shake but then hits a cla**ic “too slow” and then rolls out the ring and walks up the ramp without looking back with a sly grin on his face. Bryce then looks down knowing he “got, got”. Leonard talking to camera: I didn’t come hear to make friends (incoherent dialogue) ((Bryce pounds his chest and screams with the t**le above his head)) Show ends
