CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Harry’s Dilemma

Oh, dear Stella; Stella, dear
Oh, won't you please shut up
You've badgered me for five years now
And I have had enough

You're there around each corner
With your finger in the air
'What have you been up to, Harcourt?'
It's more than I can bear

My dear, your confounded nagging
Is about to drive me mad
I'd like to short you out
And then I'd watch you fry
Aha!

But surely as I laugh
There comes another just as bad
You make it hard for me to cheat, hard for me to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry

One of you is bad enough
To make me head for space
But now there's android replicas
Five hundred with your face

I'm stranded on this bloody rock
With you around each bend
Oh, [?] cold with fear
And here you come again

My dear, your confounded nagging
Is about to drive me mad
I'd like to short you out
And then I'd watch you fry

But surely as I laugh
There come two others just as bad
You make it hard for me to cheat, hard for me to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry

Oh, Captain, you will pay for this
I'll break away somehow
And find a way to leave you
With this nightmare I'm in now

With some old [?] face
Whose voice will boil your blood
That they'll taste this sweet revenge
To them, my name is mud

My dear, your confounded nagging
Is about to drive me mad
I'd like to short you out
And then I'd watch you fry

But surely as I laugh
There comes another twice as bad
You make it hard for me to cheat, impossible to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry

You make it hard for me to cheat, hard for me to lie
You could definitely make a grown man cry