Lyrics F U PAINTSVILLE KENTUCKY by Upchurch

Dagburn
Dagburn, dagburn, dagburn

The people in my town in Wendy's are mean
Every time I walk in they're gobblin' at me
And I know the f**kin' mayor got you to do it for free
And Upchurch drove here all the way from Tennessee
It's early in the mornin' and I'm climbin' a tree
Just to watch the police while they're drivin' down the street
Then the neighbor called the damn 5-0 on me
'Cause I'm yellin' so loud on my iPhone 3

I said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor, they're all tryin' to f**k me
And John Holbrook sent me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna have to come look
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn

I was higher than a astronaut
When I was arguin' with Mike Endicott
Zach Davison ain't a cop (He ain't?)
He was last week, but now he's not (Why's that?)
Prolly 'cause I figured out the mystery of them (Yep)
Conspirin' on me with Illuminati at the gym (Yep)
I pulled up in the Rodeo and acted like a b*t*h
And I pulled out my iPhone and I wiggled all my t**s
It said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor, they're all tryin' to f**k me
And John Holbrook gave me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna have to come look
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn

Mike Twelvepoint don't live 'round here
Mike Twelvepoint ain't even a real deer (He ain't)
Mike Twelvepoint ain't no mayor
Mike Twelvepoint is a pu**y-slayer (Oh, wait, no he ain't)
(Hey, delete that last line)

F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
The cops, the mayor, they're all... they're all...
I'm offbeat, they're all tryin' to f**k me, it's all their fault
Uh
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
The citizens and the cops
F U, Paintsville
Dagburn
Dang ol'
You can cry me another one