CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Ugly Bastard Theme Song

Hi, you ever been watching a really good hentai?
And you were really getting into it?
And then an ugly a** b*st*rd, fat motherf**ker shows up looking like Jabba the Hut?
Well, that's me and here's my story!

I walk in the club and I don't give a sh*t
Sitting right there is your anime b*t*h
I take out that sh*t and rub on her tiddy
I don't give a sh*t about none of that sh*t!

Yeah i'm that guy who ruins it for you
I'll run up in this club and steal your waifu
Then take her home and c*m up in that b*t*h
I nutted in her mouth: it gave her autism

You see my fat a**, it appears on screen
You see my face, it busts your spleen instead of busting your nut because it's not arousing

If you wanna escape me fully
You better stick to vanilla only
Or else you'll see this face popping up:
And I won't ever leave!