CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Thank u, next (Quotes)

One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant
So I got pregnant so we can pregnant at the same time
Turns out it was just a rumor

Ariana Grande told me my hair looks sexy pushed back
She's not wrong

Ariana broke off an engagement
So I found a guy to propose to me
And I broke off an engagement

I heard she's a lesbian now
And dating some chick called Aubrey
It's f**king sick

I heard if you recorded her snoring
And play it backwards it sounds like fantasia

Ariana said, "honest to God knock me out"
So I decided to punch myself in the face
It was awesome