CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Drunk
Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow
Responsible night for a polite fellow
Say, "Hello" to my friends and comrades
Don’t tend to offend so I say perhaps
Just two drinks! As a social courtesy
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
And certainly, a perfectly normal informal get together
But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever
Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times
Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
The whole nine, laughing, remembering all the old lines
Never used to work but I could 'em give another try
Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off
I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
Pick up another round as my friends depart and
They may not stick around but I just got started
Feel so much better than usual
I feel indisputable, oh
I think that I might be beautiful
Just five drinks! f**kin' treat myself
Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
Spend like God, put on airs to sell it
Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war
I’m gonna start a f**kin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
And I'm feeling like committing a crime
Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count?
I can’t remember the night, what I drank or the amount
I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
Sorry, was I saying something?
Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the hospital
Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
Another night, losing it, more than I can afford
Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?
Responsible night for a polite fellow
Say, "Hello" to my friends and comrades
Don’t tend to offend so I say perhaps
Just two drinks! As a social courtesy
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
And certainly, a perfectly normal informal get together
But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever
Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times
Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
The whole nine, laughing, remembering all the old lines
Never used to work but I could 'em give another try
Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off
I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
Pick up another round as my friends depart and
They may not stick around but I just got started
Feel so much better than usual
I feel indisputable, oh
I think that I might be beautiful
Just five drinks! f**kin' treat myself
Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
Spend like God, put on airs to sell it
Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war
I’m gonna start a f**kin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
And I'm feeling like committing a crime
Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count?
I can’t remember the night, what I drank or the amount
I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
Sorry, was I saying something?
Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the hospital
Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
Another night, losing it, more than I can afford
Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?
