CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Peanuts!

He likes to nibble around in your pocket
If there’s an apocalypse he’ll survive it

He’s your guy
If you ever need one!

He’s pocket sized
If you ever see one!

He’s had a meteoric rise
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel

He climbs up and then he climbs down

Oh, he’s your pal
When you go on adventure!
He’s your boot on the ground
When you’re looking for treasure!

Aren’t you glad you found
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel?

Does he talk?

Does he talk?

Does he talk?

Does he talk?

Do you want him to?

I don’t know

Does he talk?

Does he talk?

Does he talk?

Does he talk?

What does he say?

I DON’T KNOW

(DAN)
He fell into a townie’s arms
The town was charmed by him (So charming)
He grew inside our hearts
As he leapt from limb to limb

THIS JUST IN!

PEANUTS THE HATCHETFIELD POCKET SQUIRREL IS TALKING

HE’S A SENTIENT BEING

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?!

WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?!

IS THERE A GOD?!

(sobbing)

Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel
He likes to leave poops in your shoe

Oh, he’s your guy
If you ever need one!
He’s pocket sized
If you ever see one!

He’s had a meteoric
WAY HISTORIC RISE
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket... Squirrel!