CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Football Crazy (1997 version)

Now, you all know my wee brother
And his name is Jock McGraw
And he’s lately joined a football club
For he’s mad aboot football
And he’s had three black eyes already
And teeth out frae 'is gob
Since our Jock became a member o'
That terrible football club

Oh, he’s football crazy!
He’s football mad!
And the football, it has robbed him o'
The wee bit o' sense he had
And it would take a dozen skivvies
His clothes to wash and scrub
Since our Jock became a member o'
That terrible football club

Now, the first match he took part in
I was there me-self, and saw
He had two half bricks for the goal posts
And a tin can for the ball
The Provost o' Glasgow, he was there
With lords and ladies fair...
Our Jock ran out and kicked the tin can
Two miles in the air!