CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : God of War: The Musical

I'm the God of War, killed pantheons galore
Those wimps atop Olympus and their allies are no more
I have slain them where they stand, now I'm known throughout the land
As a titan-killing, blood-spilling mighty God of War!

I'm the God of War, a champion of yore
I slay a lot and weigh a lot, all muscle though, I'm sure
I have climbed the highest peak, one that dwarves those that are greek
All those gods you slew? I killed them too, 'cause I'm the God of War

I'm the God of War of blood and guts and gore
I've killed a million villains, yeah you've mentioned that before
All my enemies are dead, once or twice, we've kept the head
I'm the famously and shamelessly vindictive God of War!

I raised all of rhodes and Atlantis
I set free every cursed Valkyrie
No oracle, elf or enchantress
Stands a chance in a battle with me

I have braved Charon's docks
Broken oaths and shattered locks
To unseal Pandora's box
All on my own

I see no use in pointless bragging
Though last week, I killed a dragon
Placed its head beside the helms
Of fallen foes from all nine realms
I've beaten gods both greek and norse
A few you haven't met, of course
And shouted myself hoarse while calling "boy"!

I'm the God of War with quite the bloody lore
I killed dozens of my cousins and I thrashed the sons of Thor!
I've left every earthly beast badly wounded or deceased
You're a crusty, old, domesticated, angsty, over-compensated
Muffin-topped, debilitated God of War!