Lyrics BETTER: An Uncharted / Tomb Raider Song by Random Encounters

Any tomb you can raid, I can raid better!
I'm the Tomb Raider-
-Wow, that's a cool name...

That's not my name
Oooh, I apologize. I just... thought your parents hated you

Anything you can steal, I can steal better
All of your treasures are safer with me

I can take care of myself!
Think this'll look good on my shelf?
Try looking from my point of view...
That anything you can do, certainly I can do, too!

Any map you can read, I can read better-
Reading the room is not one of your strengths...

No, its not. Get your own
Can't we talk? Buy a phone
Lara! Nathan!
Have some- faith in-
Me and my cartography skills!
Any thug you can kill, I can kill softer!
Violence is silent when I'm on the job

Gotta be quick! And sharp-eyed!
He's not dead... Well, I tried
And no one will know how the this bad guy died
'cause no one's as stealthy as me!
(Shhhh!)

I can survive in most any condition!
Dispose of a stiff with no morgue or mortician!
All of your loot combined-
-pales to what I can find!
You're just a knock-off of me!

Any shorts you can wear, I can wear shorter!
My shorts are shorter than your ugly pants!

Short as these? Honey, please
I can wear any pair in a squeeze!
What was that?
A, uh, snake... ripping its... pants?

Any punch you can take, I can take harder!
I'll get hit anywhere harder than you!

You win

Do you mind?
Sharing? No. Not at all
Go find your own spot

Anywhere you can hide, I can hide also
We're gonna die and it's all been your fault!

No, it's not! Yes, it is!
Move your boot! Mine or his?
No one rolls with such elegant ease!
Blows holes in my enemies' knees!
You're a thorn in my side
And we just about died
Cause you just can't abide that I'm better than you!
Anywhere you can climb, I can climb higher!
I can climb anyplace
Higher than you!