Lyrics Mad Verse City Rap Battle by Quackity

Did ya know I'm fluent in English?
No, I didn't, that's cool, b*t*h
I'm sweeter than candy, sharper than a dog
That didn't make sense, but it's kinda pog

I got more bling than housewife of France
Your entire career is based off of eating pants
I swag when the sun rises and when it screams
No one cares about the panties, not even in your own streams

I'm not much of a streamer
If you think you're good at makeup, you're just a dreamer
My lines are deep like an episode of Friends
Owning you, better hope your еgo mends

My flow's so strong, call me the Mississippi glaciеr
Your girl's so ugly, thank God I don't have to face her
The word of the day boys and girls is "bussy"
Definition: "bussy" is a boy's pu**y

I rise to new heights, I'm a master crawler
I hear LeBron James is a fairly good baller
I'm riding high on top of the Jell-O
When I look down on you, I'll yell, "Hello!"

I've never meet an opponent I couldn't hug
Everyone I meet, I hope I don't bug
I'm practically magic, a regular dragon
My friends are so great, I feel like braggin'

I'm about to kick it up and some thyme
Hopefully Connor's AdSense adds up to more than a few dimes
I'll beat you all day, and twice on Thanksgiving
Hopefully begging me to be on your Twitch was worth living

You can't beat me, so don't even throw
I won't talk about your drama, you already know
Throw in the towel, you've seen your last Coachella
The last time I saw that I had enough, fella

It's your wake up call, time to get shaving
Baskin-Robbins has the sweets I am craving
I'm the twenty-first century, you're the '80s
Quantum Leap aired then, it's the greateez!

I hear you like to spar with James
More useless than Connor, they should code you out the game
You're the student, I'm the mentor
I wanted to leave this call as soon as Connor entered

So little talent, so much beefing
If anyone hurts Sykkuno, I'll get to griefing
You're so broke, you can't afford to run
That line was a lie, Sykkuno is actually lots of fun

It doesn't help that you're not very cool
I didn't mean that, sorry, you really rule
Give up your dreams, 'cause I'm eating cake
Let's settle this with a race around the block!

Struttin' like you're on the cover of Glamour
You were selling an expensive hammer
I'm the cream of the crop, you're a pot of Trix
I really get chilly when watching Netflix

You're a beastly bear, I'm an elegant hog
This is literally just a robot, kinda a slog
I hear you talkin' like you're Quackity
Can't keep me out of your mouth, it's a tragedy

Look at you now, thinking you're all yummy
Punched your mom and kissed your dad on the tummy
You get less hype than the grand opening of a Taco Bell
Put D'amelios in your vids or off the trending page, you fell

Is that you? I got a whiff of Karl's unfrequently visited ballsack
Passed out trying to look at it with my magnifying glass
Money's on my mind, your's is on anal beads
To be honest, both of those things are on my mind
But you're a sleaze

In the Star Wars universe, you'd be Jar Jar Binks
In my next video, I'll do nothing but plug Sykkuno's links
Quit looking at me with that face so mean
Just kidding, when I wake up, your face is what graces my screen

I'm not afraid of you, you're like a leaf
But you make people laugh, it's a great relief
Did anyone tell you that you're an oatmeal?
You are really good for the health, and really help heal