CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : (It’s) Hairspray

(spoken)
And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium for the first time ever on nationwide television, it's The Corny Collins Spectacular...

(spoken)
He's Corny!!

(spoken)
...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!

What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray!

What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray!

If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray

And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With "Ultra-Clutch" faithfully

So if you're a redhead
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray

(spoken)
That's me!

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah

Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray
Hairspray! Wow!

That's me!

Ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh

What makes a man reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch!

So if you're a redhead
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get

The only thing better than hairspray
That's me!

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
He's Corny Collins!

The only thing better than hairspray

Hairspray! Wow!

That's me!

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!
Do wow!

(spoken)
Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!