CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Kraft Dinner

Hockey without fighting is like kraft dinner without cheese
It's still pasta but the palette, it won't please

Violence in sport?
Isn't this s'posed to be fun?

The boys are letting off steam
They're not hurting anyone

La di da di da di da da!
Jab, jab
Hook, hook
Kidney punch!

La di da di da di da da!
Jab, jab
Hook, hook
Kidney punch!

La di da di da di da da!
Jab, jab
Hook, hook
Kidney punch!
La di da di da di da da!
Jab, jab
Jersey pull!
Kidney punch!

Haven't seen so much gore since the Off-Broadway production of Macbeth

At least Farley wasn't involved in all the fracas

This is all starting to feel less innocent I confess

You've led a shuttered life from what I can surmise
But on the ice, the rules of society don't apply
Cast your worries aside, is my advice
'Cause this game is the start of the rest of your life