Lyrics Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort by Negative XP

You got annoying kids and a nagging wife
You're so fed up you wanna end your life
And the boss at work won't stop being a j*rk
You got bills to pay and the rent is due
You got student loans and you're totally screwed
And the boss at work won't stop being a j*rk
Well maybe you need a little vacation
To let out your frustration

Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort
Family fun in the sun, come on what are you waiting for?
We got food and games and live entertainment, of course!
Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort

Slide down the water slide and get a tan
Ride 'round on the go kart track as fast as you can
Chow down at the buffet we got lobster tails
Roll 'round on the rollercoaster it's got endless rails
You'll have so much you won't give a f**k
As long as you're willing to give up the bucks

Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort
Family fun in the sun, come on what are you waiting for?
We got food and games and live entertainment, of course!
Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort
You'll have so much fun you won't ever want to leave
You'll have so much fun you won't ever want to leave
You'll have so much fun you won't ever want to leave
You'll have so much fun you won't ever want to leave
It's the happiest place in the world
The funnest park for all the boys and girls

Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort
Family fun in the sun, come on what are you waiting for?
We got food and games and live entertainment, of course!
Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort
Waterslides and go karts
Ferris wheels and juice bars
We got everything that you could possibly want
Shopping mall and colosseum
American history museum
We got everything that you could possibly want
Negative XP Amusement Park & Resort
Family fun in the sun, come on what are you waiting for?