Lyrics : WAP Parody Cardi B - GUACAMOLE

Guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house

I said one dollar each
I get them once a week
Avocados
I want so I can eat (ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole
Get my knife and then I chop
For some guacamole
Squeeze a lime right on top
For some guacamole

You want them ripe, not really hard
Extra soft and extra large
Buy a lot to make it home
Not Chipotle, no extra charge
Cut it up, what's inside (side)
Take the pit out, put it aside (side)
Cilantro and salt, get the lime
Squeeze it out, then it's time (time)
Mash it up, then combine
Stir it around, lookin' fine
Going to take a chip and dip
It needs a little more salt (salt)
It's so green, so serene
I might be it for Halloween
When you cook keep it clean
But don't leave the dishes in the sink