CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : I hope your cow rolls down a hill.

How dare you make a fool of me
You've come barking up the wrong tree
I hope that many locusts make you their main focus
And i hope your cow rolls down a hill

May all your chickens lay rotten eggs
(the chickens themselves are fine, but you are greatly inconvenienced.)
I hope your corn, it rots -
And your blue cheese, it does not
And i hope your cow rolls down a hill

(some baritone guitar ensues.)

Let me clarify, i'm not for mindless ill will -
But i must share that i would love your pie
To fall right off your windowsill -
I hope a rogue tornado sends your farm into the stratosphere -
And i hope your cow rolls down a hill

I hope your cow rolls down a hill