CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Welcome to Planet Crotch
We are now approaching Planet Crotch
Home of the most scrumptious a** in the galaxy
Bing bong
Hey, D**kbot
Bring us down for a landing
Bing bong
We have landed
Opening main door
Boys, welcome
To Planet Crotch
There's so many aliens here
What are they all doin' here, Shoebill?
There's socializing
This is the place where life forms across the galaxy go to find a partner for casual sex
So it's like a huge, city-wide space club?
I guess you could say that
Oh my Lordy
What the hell is that? (Timothy at quite heart)
That's Queen Queef-A-Lot
The royal ruler of Planet Crotch
Please scrub me, Timothy
She has, one, two...
Seven t**s?
Oh my God
She's amazing
I'm gonna go talk to her
Wait, get back here, you f**kin' lame
Sorry, I can't hear you Shoebill
I'm too horny
Wait! Nooo!
Excuse me, your majesty
I wish to take you to my spaceship, where we can have some wet hot alien sex *gasps*
Okay fine, it's not my spaceship, it's my friend's spaceship
But the offer is still on the table for the wet hot alien sex
That's not why they gasped
You think you have what it takes to satisfy all of my many holes?
In my realm, you must sing to me a song to prove your worth
If I enjoy it, you will take me to your spacecraft for intercourse
But if I despise it, my executor Timothy
Will behead you publicly
While whispering pansexual messages in your ear
I like a little bit of everything
Dalla, this is a bad idea
Everyone's who attempted to sing to her has been publicly pansexecuted
We should go back to Earth and call it a loss
Captain Shoebill, desperate times call for desperate measures
And I would rather die in the search for delectable a**
Then walk away while it is just within my reach
I'm gonna give that princess the serenation of a lifetime
And if I die in the process
Then so be it
Queen Queef-A-Lot, I accept your challenge
Very well
Everyone, we have a new contender
Citizens of Planet Crotch
Let the serenation begin
Nothin' but a little bit of fun between two space creatures
I just wanna have a little fun
I just wanna put somethin' in your b***
You kinda smell like macaroni and cheese
It's a beautiful fragrance that can't be denied to me
But it doesn't bother, I just wanna be part of your stinky family
I wanna get between the toes and lick out all that cheese
Ugh, that was awful
Guards, execute him immediately (Woah, woah, no no no)
Wait, I wasn't done yet
Dude, just let me finish and then you can execute me
Ugh, fine
You may proceed
Home of the most scrumptious a** in the galaxy
Bing bong
Hey, D**kbot
Bring us down for a landing
Bing bong
We have landed
Opening main door
Boys, welcome
To Planet Crotch
There's so many aliens here
What are they all doin' here, Shoebill?
There's socializing
This is the place where life forms across the galaxy go to find a partner for casual sex
So it's like a huge, city-wide space club?
I guess you could say that
Oh my Lordy
What the hell is that? (Timothy at quite heart)
That's Queen Queef-A-Lot
The royal ruler of Planet Crotch
Please scrub me, Timothy
She has, one, two...
Seven t**s?
Oh my God
She's amazing
I'm gonna go talk to her
Wait, get back here, you f**kin' lame
Sorry, I can't hear you Shoebill
I'm too horny
Wait! Nooo!
Excuse me, your majesty
I wish to take you to my spaceship, where we can have some wet hot alien sex *gasps*
Okay fine, it's not my spaceship, it's my friend's spaceship
But the offer is still on the table for the wet hot alien sex
That's not why they gasped
You think you have what it takes to satisfy all of my many holes?
In my realm, you must sing to me a song to prove your worth
If I enjoy it, you will take me to your spacecraft for intercourse
But if I despise it, my executor Timothy
Will behead you publicly
While whispering pansexual messages in your ear
I like a little bit of everything
Dalla, this is a bad idea
Everyone's who attempted to sing to her has been publicly pansexecuted
We should go back to Earth and call it a loss
Captain Shoebill, desperate times call for desperate measures
And I would rather die in the search for delectable a**
Then walk away while it is just within my reach
I'm gonna give that princess the serenation of a lifetime
And if I die in the process
Then so be it
Queen Queef-A-Lot, I accept your challenge
Very well
Everyone, we have a new contender
Citizens of Planet Crotch
Let the serenation begin
Nothin' but a little bit of fun between two space creatures
I just wanna have a little fun
I just wanna put somethin' in your b***
You kinda smell like macaroni and cheese
It's a beautiful fragrance that can't be denied to me
But it doesn't bother, I just wanna be part of your stinky family
I wanna get between the toes and lick out all that cheese
Ugh, that was awful
Guards, execute him immediately (Woah, woah, no no no)
Wait, I wasn't done yet
Dude, just let me finish and then you can execute me
Ugh, fine
You may proceed
