Lyrics Pump My sh*t by LL Cool J

1995 Mr. Smith and Dr. Ceuss
Bringin' it to that ass
Makin' you feel it n***a
New York in the house
(If you recognize a real live n***a won't you pump my sh*t)
East Coast
You know what time it is
(If you recognize a real live n***a won't you pump my sh*t)
Yeah

I request your video
Because it's full of hoes
You ain't got no flow
But then again, you know
And all that gangsta sh*t
It really don't impress me
My peoples care less
Your jheri churl's a mess
See I'm the best rapper
In the history of rap
I ain't on some sh*t
The sh*t is just a fact
I sit back every time
I drop I'm triple platinum
Or better
You'rе goin' double clay
What you say?
If you recognize a rеal live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t

You n***as wanna be hard
Tell me why
You walkin' on the ground
So how could you be fly?
I think you're all fakin'
Talkin' out your ass
I'm ten years strong
Your heart is made of glass
You see me and the piece
And the butterflies start
'Cause you ain't got no heart
You barely reached the charts
And if you did?
Well, then you know you don't belong
Turn your system up
b*t*h, sing my theme song

If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
These kids is always frontin'
I never understand
Come down off that bullsh*t
And tell me I'm the man
You used to see me ball
Now you in the league
Old school or rookie
I'm makin' n***as bleed
I can come back, go away
Go away, come back
Disappear, blow up
And serve 'em just like that
So tell me son
What's the f**kin' use?
Your neck is in the noose
The man's on the loose

If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
(Yeah, you know what I'm sayin' baby?)
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
(Uh, word is bond I sound funky yo)
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
(It's that New York sh*t, you know what I'm sayin'?)
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
(Uptown, Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, 125th)
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
(You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah)
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
(A check it out baby, a check it out baby, a check it out baby)
If you recognize a real live n***a
Won't you pump my sh*t
(A check it out baby, a check it out baby, a check it out uh)
Yeah, Dr. Ceuss and Mr. Smith
Breakin' it down n***a
One love baby