CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : I Watch My YouTube Videos At 2x Speed

My mom's on Facebook a lot these days
She says it brings her welcome escape
She used to take my phone away as a kid
But now she, like me, does what I always did

I can see it win—a slow highjacking
Throwing me out the seat, I can't stop watching
Toys, toys, I learned it from my toys
Now it's noise, noise, I wanna hear more noise

I watch my YouTube videos at two times speed
'Cause normal doesn't give me any dopamine
I'm a lot like a junkie that wants to be
On a bigger dose to feel what he needs

Can't sit alone, can't hеar what I think
I'm an addict, but I don't smoke or drink
I play it in the background to avoid my thoughts
If I listenеd to those, then I'd soon be lost

I watch my YouTube videos at two times speed
'Cause normal doesn't give me any dopamine
I'm a lot like a junkie that wants to be
On a bigger dose to feel what he needs

Dumb comedies I watch haven't made me laugh in years
I don't listen to the Let's Plays, but they quiet all my fears
Consuming candy images, like cocaine for my brain
I listen to the voices, and the voices keep me sane
Yes, I've built up a tolerance for my drug
I'm not watching anything anymore out of love
I like feeling dumb and numb when the videos play
For the seconds that I'm watching, all my worries drip away

YouTube, please give me a three times speed button
My Watch Later list's never getting to the bottom
YouTube, please give me a three times speed button
So it doesn't get so slow that I might think of something

I watch my YouTube videos at two times speed...