Lyrics Archie’s All-American by Joe Iconis

I just turned seventeen
I'm master of my scene
I'm sorta like the neatest guy in school

I've travelled up the ranks
I've pulled the illest pranks
Still something's sorta not completely cool

Guess I'm talkin' bout the problem that I got
When things get chilly that is when I want them hot
It might sound silly but it bothers me a lot

Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find

Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind

I look at other guys
With fire in their eyes
They know the way their whole lives will play out

Me, I don't have a clue
Of what I'm gonna do
Or even what my story is about
Think it's time that I make a big decision
Attack my problems with a slick precision
Only then can I get rid of the vision

Of Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find

Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind

I just turned seventeen
I'm master of my scene
I'm sorta like the neatest guy in school

I've travelled up the ranks
I've pulled the illest pranks
Still something's sorta not completely cool

Guess I'm talkin' bout the problem that I got
When things get chilly that is when I want them hot
It might sound silly but it bothers me a lot

Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find
Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American—

Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find

Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind

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