CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Triplex
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Close your eyes and relax, okay?
Alright, is Eddy around?
Can I hear from Eddy today?
Eddy, do you wanna tell me what's on your mind
[Violent J]
Bloody red, bloodshed, gutted hoes, and death
Hatin' women, I kill 'em 'til it ain't none left
Call me Machete Eddy, tell Betty be ready
Slice her titties off and chop 'em into slops of spaghetti
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Not good
Okay, how about Hank?
Hank, what's up with you today?
How's the diet going?
[Violent J]
I wanna f*ck a fat lady, have fat babies
And love 'em and shove 'em in a fat microwave oven
And eat 'em naked in my backyard at midnight grubbin'
Run to the toilet, guts bubblin', and blow it up
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Jesus Christ
And what about Dan?
Is my friend Dan around today?
[Violent J]
Dan man, here
I had three sisters, four brothers
I killed all of them fother muckers
A sacrifice for the girl I loved, who cares if she's a he? Listen
I was born a she, why do we keep missing?
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Eddy, are you there?
You're not planning to harm any women, right?
Remember, we talked about self control
[Violent J]
f*ck that, I'm gonna f*ckin' murder Khloe Kardashian
Run straight through her front door and crash it in
Headbutt her motherf*ckin' forehead and bash it in
Snap pics of the dead bitch and cash 'em in
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, okay, and Hank?
How 'bout you, buddy?
How are you doing with self control?
[Violent J]
It's Fat Hank again
Uh, look here, I chewed off my own toe
The pain was vicious but the shit was delicious
I ate my left hand too, you think it's dumb shit
But I don't know though, yo, 'cause it was scrumptious
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Dan, are you in there?
Dan, you've got someone at home who loves you very much
Somebody special, right?
[Violent J]
I guess, but I kind of turned her head backwards
I heard a snap, her skin wrinkled, I whacked her silly
And I shaved all the hair off the back of her melon
And painted Love's face there, "Welcome back," I tell him or her
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Obviously I need to increase your medication
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Eddy, do you remember the exercises to calm your anger?
How you feeling buddy?
[Violent J]
I feel like I'm sick of killing hookers, it's too easy
Cops say, "So what?" and yawn
Unless you leave the bloody, naked slut on they lawn
They don't give a shit, I need to off a bitch cop
A bitch judge, I need to... Say, Doc, what's your wife do?
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let's keep the focus on you, Eddy
So Hank, we talked about living a healthy lifestyle
What have you done to improve your health?
[Violent J]
Uh, I shot an athlete in the head and ate his heart for a start
I shot a scholar in the heart and ate his brain for the smarts
I shot a porn star and ate his junk to be dick strong
But caught full blown AIDS, I'll be gone before the song
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Dan, have you been avoiding stress?
We talked about you relaxing and maybe having some fun
[Violent J]
My buddy Dustin, lately (Hey Dustin)
We've been gagging each other (Oops)
So I've been shaggin' his 83-year-old mother
He was asleep, I cut his head off with a sword, classic
When he went to comb his hair, it wasn't there, fantastic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
All three of you are demented and I've had it
Eddy, I'm going home to be with my wife
Hank, you wanna eat something, try my balls
And Dan, I don't know what you are, Dan
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Close your eyes and relax, okay?
Alright, is Eddy around?
Can I hear from Eddy today?
Eddy, do you wanna tell me what's on your mind
[Violent J]
Bloody red, bloodshed, gutted hoes, and death
Hatin' women, I kill 'em 'til it ain't none left
Call me Machete Eddy, tell Betty be ready
Slice her titties off and chop 'em into slops of spaghetti
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Not good
Okay, how about Hank?
Hank, what's up with you today?
How's the diet going?
[Violent J]
I wanna f*ck a fat lady, have fat babies
And love 'em and shove 'em in a fat microwave oven
And eat 'em naked in my backyard at midnight grubbin'
Run to the toilet, guts bubblin', and blow it up
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Jesus Christ
And what about Dan?
Is my friend Dan around today?
[Violent J]
Dan man, here
I had three sisters, four brothers
I killed all of them fother muckers
A sacrifice for the girl I loved, who cares if she's a he? Listen
I was born a she, why do we keep missing?
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Eddy, are you there?
You're not planning to harm any women, right?
Remember, we talked about self control
[Violent J]
f*ck that, I'm gonna f*ckin' murder Khloe Kardashian
Run straight through her front door and crash it in
Headbutt her motherf*ckin' forehead and bash it in
Snap pics of the dead bitch and cash 'em in
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, okay, and Hank?
How 'bout you, buddy?
How are you doing with self control?
[Violent J]
It's Fat Hank again
Uh, look here, I chewed off my own toe
The pain was vicious but the shit was delicious
I ate my left hand too, you think it's dumb shit
But I don't know though, yo, 'cause it was scrumptious
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Dan, are you in there?
Dan, you've got someone at home who loves you very much
Somebody special, right?
[Violent J]
I guess, but I kind of turned her head backwards
I heard a snap, her skin wrinkled, I whacked her silly
And I shaved all the hair off the back of her melon
And painted Love's face there, "Welcome back," I tell him or her
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Obviously I need to increase your medication
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Eddy, do you remember the exercises to calm your anger?
How you feeling buddy?
[Violent J]
I feel like I'm sick of killing hookers, it's too easy
Cops say, "So what?" and yawn
Unless you leave the bloody, naked slut on they lawn
They don't give a shit, I need to off a bitch cop
A bitch judge, I need to... Say, Doc, what's your wife do?
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let's keep the focus on you, Eddy
So Hank, we talked about living a healthy lifestyle
What have you done to improve your health?
[Violent J]
Uh, I shot an athlete in the head and ate his heart for a start
I shot a scholar in the heart and ate his brain for the smarts
I shot a porn star and ate his junk to be dick strong
But caught full blown AIDS, I'll be gone before the song
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Dan, have you been avoiding stress?
We talked about you relaxing and maybe having some fun
[Violent J]
My buddy Dustin, lately (Hey Dustin)
We've been gagging each other (Oops)
So I've been shaggin' his 83-year-old mother
He was asleep, I cut his head off with a sword, classic
When he went to comb his hair, it wasn't there, fantastic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
All three of you are demented and I've had it
Eddy, I'm going home to be with my wife
Hank, you wanna eat something, try my balls
And Dan, I don't know what you are, Dan
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic
Three murderers, one morbid man
Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic
