CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Joan Song

(Verse 1)
Hi. I'm Joan
And I currently live alone
In a small, nice home
Nobody calls me on the telephone

So it's me and just me
I used to live with my boyfriend, Steve
But Steve chose to leave
Because he found me boring, and additionally, he was cheating on me
But I'll be okay
I found a new guy I like better anyway
He's hot. Oh, he's hot
He likes my body and my personality a lot

(Chorus 1)
My dog is my boyfriend
We are in love
He's a 12-pound Chihuahua
I found him on the street and I named him Doug

Doug, I love you
I love your big fat neck
Doug's my new boyfriend
Don't worry, we don't have sex