CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : It’s A Bore

Look at all the captivity
Fascinating things there are to do

Name two

Look at all the pleasures
All the myriad of treasures
We have got

Like what?

Like Paris in the spring
When each solitary thing
Is more beautiful than ever before
You can hear every tree
Almost saying, "Look at me!"

What color are the trees?

Green!
What color were they last year?

Green!

And next year?

Green!

It's a bore

Don't you marvel at the power
Of the mighty Eiffel Towеr
Knowing there it will remain еverymore?
Climbing up to the sky
Over 90 stories high

How many stories?

Ninety!
How many yesterday?

Ninety!

And tomorrow?

Ninety!

It's a bore

The river Seine!

All it can do is flow

Think of wine!

It's red or white
Think of girls!

It's either yes or no
And if it's no or if it's yes
It simply couldn't matter less

But think of a race
With your horse in seventh place
Then he suddenly begins
And he catches up and wins
With a roar

It's a bore!

Life is thrilling as can be

Simply not my cup of tea

It's a year-romantic fling

If you like that sort of thing

It's intriguing

It's fatiguing

It's a game

It's the same
The world wherever you go
Whatever place your hat
The earth is round
But everything on it is flat

Don't tell me Venice has no lure

Just a town without a sewer

The Leaning Tower I adore

Indecision is a bore

But think of the thrill
Of a bullfight in Seville
When the bull is uncontrolled
And he charges at a bull matador

It's a bore

Think of lunch beneath the trees

Stop the carriage, if you please

You mean you don't want to come?

The thought of lunch leaves me numb

But I implore

Oh no, Uncle, it's a bore